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more about #theonion twophrasebark: That is creepy. A little too creepy. #theonion more » tande04: The Leonhardt Riefenstahl part was a nice touch. Wonder if people call him Lenny for short? #theonion more » cletar: I don't care what ubersturbanunterfuhrer Ron Moore says, the third season of Battlestar Gleichschaltung stunk. The Robosemites didn't have a plan at ... more » Ghost_in_the_Machine: Now I'm wondering what their version of Stargate shows are like. Stargate: Lebensraum? more » ManchuCandidate: This amused me greatly, but I think that has more to do with the fact that I'm no fan of alternative histories. The couple of that I have attempted t... more » Jeremy Tapsell: Woah! that Nazi ABC logo is too much!!! more » F3st3r: Vortex Gun. #theonion more » Dr.Quatermass Sc.D: Purveyor of Truth, Disseminator of Lies: PKD much? #theonion more » Tzepish: This article was far more disturbing than funny :-/ #theonion more » OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear: They also read "The Grasshopper Lies Heavy". #theonion more » Discodave: R.O.A.C.H. M.O.T.E.L.: Global warming is a drawback, it must be said. But also: do they do an online discount? Do they have the finest cotton sheets? Do they have a 24 disp... more » RandomFrequentFlierDent-Hogswatch!: Ha! That's why my lair is in my parent's basement. . . . oh. more » Smeagol92055: That's why my lair is in Dimension Z. Seriously, what do I care about global warming? As soon as one reality is worn out, I trade it in for the near... more » crashedpc - Haifisch: I do all my villaining from inside my head. more » Mrugby08: Everyone is volcano this and jungle that. What about one hidden under a strip club. You get a hidden base and entertainment at the same time. more » Kpibca: This is why I just operate from miles below the surface of New Mexico. more » Roklimber: That's why my secret lair is inside the Krakatoa volcano. Unfortunately, rising costs of doing mad science have forced me to rent the place, which is ... more » m_faustus: You know there is one small upside to this. This will cause a massive amount of economic stimulus as these scientists relocate to dormant volcanoes. ... more » Belabras: Loved this. Great work from the Onion. more » gorehound: guess they need to go underwater. build a super-villian underwater city lair more » -
#afternoonreading
Why Supervillains Hate Global Warming
The melting of the polar ice caps has supervillains all in a panic. It's not just that global warming has stolen their thunder (though that doesn't help). The melting ice has also revealed their secret Arctic lairs. [The Onion] -
#fauxnews
Despite What The Papers Say, Moon Landing Genuine
This just in: The moon landings were not faked. This may not seem like news to you, but to readers of two Bangladeshi newspapers, it's the subject of a surprise apology. Blame a lack of fact-checkers... and fake news sources. More » -
#politicalsciencefiction
Why Does The President Hate DragonTanks?
Is President Obama afraid of embracing the latest in military technology? America's Most Trusted News Source, The Onion thinks so - and it's got the video to prove it. Dragon-Headed Dinobot-esque tanks FTW. More » -
#stealthispitch
Oh, If Only The Onion Ran TV Networks
With Lost going into its final season next year, wouldn't it be great if there was a spin-off show ready to follow it? In the we-wish-we-could-visit-it world of The Onion, there is, and it stars the show's most mysterious character. More » -
#mutantnews
President Obama Vetoes Mutant Registration Act
I no longer listen to The Onion Radio News for humor, but with a tinge of hope that some day, this will all be real and mutants and humans will find peace. Just listen: More » -
#sosayweall
Obama Depressed, Distant Since 'Battlestar Galactica' Series Finale
Sounds like our president is suffering from BSG withdrawal - So say we all. [The Onion] -
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#monstersintheovaloffice
Vote For The Greatest Non-Human President Of The U.S.A.!
With every passing election year, the statistical likelihood increases that we'll elect a U.S. president who's really a robot, or an alien. Or maybe a charismatic plant, grown in some kind of tank. How will you recognize a non-human candidate for president when one comes along? And more importantly, which non-human would be the best pres? Maybe our handy guide can help. Plus, vote for your inhuman presidential leader-tron in our awesome poll. More »
