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more about #thesimpsons bookwench: Ok, does anyone remember the story about a bunch of astronauts who land on a lovely monoculture of a planet? One type of grass, one insect, one cow-li... more » bookwench: The Stuff gave me nightmares for years as a kid. I can still sing the damn theme song. Hate you... I was doing so well... *sob* enough is never enough! more » lightninglouie: Granted, it's not a food, but seeing as how many of will be spending our post-turkey time tomorrow in a tryptophan coma, here's Death Bed: The Bed... more » HeartBurnKid: Agent of R.O.A.C.H.: Curry Man approves of that Red Dwarf clip more » Klebert L. Hall: You forgot pigs. -Kle. more » Dr Emilio Lizardo: I need help with this. There is an old, John W Campbell era short story where a race of intelligent crustaceans try to invade earth. They attempt to... more » Lassus: If the Kandy Man doesn't turn out to be the approaching darkness threatening the entire universe in the Tennant finale, I'm going to be incredibly dis... more » Jassen: I do note one substantial omission: Audrey from The Little Shop of Horrors. As far as i can tell she was also the only one of these that was part of a... more » gorehound: jabba the hut was funny the stuff is my favorite food that eats you. more » bluehinter: Nice Tick reference, but surely Man Eating Cow should be up there as well. Also, I suppose you could technically include the Skrulls that were tricke... more » Conrad: Turkeys would be happy to eat you. more » queensowntalia: Note to self: eating random, unidentified things off the ground may be hazardous to my health. Welp, there goes my favorite weekend hobby... more » subgrenades4carrots: For those who haven't seen "The Stuff", I highly recommend. Riding on the popularity of frozen yogurt at the time, and Garrett Morris of SNL fame pla... more » acrobatic rabbit: huzzah to the killer pizzas!! more » ManchuCandidate: No Thanksgiving is complete without inviting Kanamits (but I don't know how edible they are) to Dinner. To Serve Man... more » scroggzilla raids again: What? No "Matango, the Fungus of Terror"? For shame, io9....for shame. more » SpammerOvTheGods: Jabba the Hut's been working out, i see. #@! more » Crashproof: Wait, where did the helicopter come from? Where did it go? (Other than "away from this movie") more » Tomb: R.O.A.C.H.: Kudos for Kodos. more » Akitsu: Star Crash was an awesome film... so filled with insanity and illogic that you just have to love it. This looks to be in a similar vein... so I've de... more » -
#triviagasm
Tasty Foods That Would Rather Eat You for Dinner
Thursday is Thanksgiving in the US, a time when families gather around the table and chow down on tasty treats. But, when it comes to being eaten, some foods are less agreeable than others; some would rather eat you. More » -
#foundfootage
This Is What Happens When You Don't Vote For Kodos
Kodos comes to a coffee plantation to lay hundreds of alien eggs, so his offspring can bust out of people Ridley Scott-style. And women can't resist walking towards Kodos' glowing eye. It all leads to the funniest death scene ever. More » -
#fanboys
The Greatest Nerdware We'd Steal From Our Favorite Fans
You think your science fiction memorabilia is impressive? The scifi fans depicted in movies and TV have way cooler shit than you do. Here are 10 nerds who don't even exist in real life, and whose collections still pwn yours. More » -
#triviagasm
15 Convention Disasters We Hope Comic Con Avoids
If you're headed to Comic Con this weekend, you may worry that you won't get into the best panels, or humiliate yourself in front of a movie star. But it could be much worse, as 15 classic tales have proved. More » -
#thesimpsons
100+ Science Fiction Characters Drawn In The Simpsons Style
This news may come as a shock, but people who like science fiction often also like The Simpsons. (I know...shocking!) And when those fans want to combine their two loves through art, the results are often quite awesome. More » -
#uglyamericans
Ugly Americans Offers Jokes, Weird Rationalizations
Comedy Central has ordered a new cartoon from a former Simpsons writer, set in a world where humans, aliens and robots co-exist and work schlubby jobs. Apparently, it's not called Futurama. Could've fooled us. More » -
#thesimpsons
Headless Vader Finds Love On The Simpsons
Who knew Lisa Simpson was such a gifted little fanfic writer? With the help of her new bestie, Emily Blunt, Lisa imagines a world of two-horned ponies, and uncovers one character's secret Star Wars fetish. More » -
#mallmassacres
10 Mall Massacres With Robots, Freaks And Monsters
Black Friday! Even its name conjures visions of a horrifying battle for survival in the most hostile environment known to humanity — the overcrowded shopping mall. But it could be worse. Science fiction has given us several stories of death and destruction in malls. Just to console you as you battle crowds today, here's our rundown of the 10 deadliest fictional mall massacres of all time. More » -
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#zombiesimpsons
Build Your Own Treehouse of Horror
What better way to celebrate the holiday than with your own Zombie Simpsons? These undead versions of the KidRobot Simpsons figures come from the mind (and brush) of etsy's GammaRayBots, taking a break from his usual life of creating robot sculptures to provide us with the most topical way to spend $20 we can imagine. Click through to see more. More »
