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more about #truebloodrecap more comments → Nexus6: Pretty disappointing climax... Thats what she said. more » EsteDadger: I love the letters that you make up for Bill. And the way you spell it the way he would say it haha. "JESSICUH We are in great need of Draino." That's... more » freeklist101: I have to say that I enjoy these reviews and the comments as much as the show (Sometimes more). I'm a big fan of the show right from the theme song, ... more » VallisZoso: "Pro: Breaking the sacred egg. Good. Good riddance to confusing worthless McGuffin." It's an Egg McGuffin! Egg McGuffin! more » teacup_human: You know what would be great? If in a few seasons time it's revealed that Jason got Sarah Newlin pregnant. more » bmoreDLJ: Jason served up some Eggs. Over. Easy. Good to see the drunk, high, sexed up party animals didn't toss the guest room, with nary a picture frame! Als... more » JoanJagalagala: in the first season, i think it was, he kept an animal book with a picture of collie on his coffee table... i coulda sworn someone said something abou... more » brentbent: C.O.C.K.R.O.A.C.H. )for all the queer super villians out there(: My hopes for Jessica and Hoyt: Hoyt learns of Jessica's late night snacking and dumps her. Jessica, pissed off, goes crazy and turns Hoyt. Hoyt sudden... more » LeonardBrookline: @Meredith I love your messages from bill, they crack me up. regarding jason's oneliners, you also missed "I love the smell of nailpolish in the morn... more » smartykat: Ryan Kwanten rocks. And small-town southern boys really do call each other "bubba." more » iCurmudgeon: After watching Eric and the Queen go at each other I found myself wondering -- are those lovely fangs actual prostheses or just CGI? Anyone know? more » ShrimayiOrville: This this and this! Godric could have been an amazing character. They had already set him up as the vampire Jesus come back to redeem his people. B... more » Blitzgal: Wait, they've known each other for less than two months, she's just gotten over being held hostage for two days, almost being raped, seeing her entire... more » ZaxxonQ.com: Meredith, I aspire to write just like you! ^_^ You are my literary goddess! more » asketchymess: This show sucks eggs both literally and figuratively. I am done. Going into this finale I realized that I don't care enough about any one of the cha... more » -
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True Blood Finale - WTF Did I Just Watch?
This is it, the big finale. And if you thought True Blood went bonkers crazy WTF before, well then you've never seen an entire town marry off a God to a cow and a giant meat uterus. Spoilers ahead! More » -
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In Which True Blood Ruins My Vampire Yahtzee Fantasies
Last night was the big campy Queen vampire reveal. Will she be pretty? Will she be rich? here's what vampire Evan Rachel Woods said to me... que sera sera. More » -
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The Big Bon Temps Group Sex Party Is O-V-E-R
And you thought True Blood couldn't get any more insane. This weeks naked and bloodied episode, the gang returns home from Dallas, and let's just say the heart souffle has hit the fan. More » -
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Quantum Death Leaps Won't Staunch Your Bloody Vampire Tears
After last week's explosion of excitement, how could True Blood's vampires top the insanity? Simple: with Quantum Leap special effects and big, fat bloody tears. This was the episode where everybody cried themselves silly, because being a vampire is hard. More » -
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True Blood's Vampire's "Like A Virgin" Lament
This week we learned a lot about vampire anatomy and why breaking up with a vampire is messy thing, unless you can let your 1,000 year-old Dad Vampire handle the situation. It's True Blood time. More » -
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The Vampire Flashbacks Of Our Undead Lives. Plus The Best Thing You've Ever Seen
This week was A LOT of talking on True Blood. Gabby vampires, talky humans... there was hardly any sex at all. But never fear: we've have a BIG surprise for you guys in this review, check it out. Spoilers below... More » -
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Singing Vampires Want You To Join Their Fake French Threesomes
I don't know if Alan Ball can top last night's big "which vampire used to be a ridiculous 1920s fop" reveal. True Blood just told us all just how seriously the show expects to be taken: apparently, not at all. More » -
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True Blood Gives Furries A Whole New Meaning
This week, everybody's getting some — even the animals. Plus, Sookie continues her life-long pursuit to ruin the lives of everyone she meets, and there's a Viking flashback. More » -
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Jesus The First Vampire, And Undead Hotel Amenities
After a week off, this week's True Blood really delivered. Everybody was sexy dancing, whether in Jason's mind or revved up on Eric's v-juice — plus we got to see how the rich vampires roll, in Dallas. More » -
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How Baby Vampires Pick Up Guys On True Blood
This week, we watched with big watery eyes as the baby vampire Jessica met a boy and batted her long eyelashes alluringly, at his pulsating jugular. True Blood recap, with spoilers, below. More » -
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New Haircuts, Old Whores And Good Old Fashioned Religious Sexual Tension Save True Blood
Last night True Blood brought back some past favorites and reminded us all of last season's unspeakable vampire dirt sex. Jason turned on an entire camp, and Eric's new haircut debuted. More » -
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Premiere Of True Blood Delivers Both Boobs And Blood
The vampires from the blood-soaked, bare-breasted True Blood series are back — and Viking Vampire Lord Eric has highlights. We're so happy to have you back, gang. More »
