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    AmishJohn: Some, um interesting lines from MSN's review: "Sadly, the humor from "Twilight" doesn't come from interpretive dance or singing clowns. Like a taco bu... more »
    Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: dammit, I'm behind on my South Park episodes. Local review went for the obvious "Put a stake in it", 2 references to Abercrombie and Finch. Said the v... more »
    Bellatrixie: You gain a point for the use of "verisimilitude " and lose one for spelling. You also lose a point for assuming that tween girls didn't like The Dark ... more »
    AmishJohn: Is Human / Vampire romance bestiality, or just 'playing with your food'? more »
    KyleSukari: Robert Pattinson may not be the best actor in the world, but he is nowhere as bad as you have said in your review. Go watch How To Be and Little Ashe... more »
    Alexis: This movie is going to have an amazing opening and drop like a pile of bricks by week three. It's sad that movies like this want to water down the gen... more »
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    Twilight Should Shed Its Vampire Drag And Embrace Its Sappy Self

    Let's get this out of the way first: Twilight isn't as bad as you think it is. I know, I know; you all want me to tell you that it's the worst thing ever made, two hours of extreme embarrassment that I will never be able to get back, and by the way, Robert Pattinson sucks, and not in the vampire sense. Thing is, that's not exactly true (well, apart from the Robert Pattinson thing). I went in expecting the worst, and came out convinced that I'd seen The Dark Knight for tween girls. More »