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goldfarb: "How can those Earth women do it?" "Some of them are experts, especialy after they've just given up smoking." BEST. ANTI-SMOKING. SLOAGN. EVER. more »
0kami: Charlie, how exactly do you acquire these videos? Do you just have a really wide knowledge of all media things weird and wonderful? more »
OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear: I knew it! They are trying to steal my precious bodily fluids. Well jokes on you women, because I am not giving you my purity of essence. more »
0kami: Is this on DVD? more »
Grey_Area: This is now my favorite Found Footage piece. more »
B: That's pretty much the plot from the Left Behind novels. more »
alphanumeric1971: Man. The Satan design sucked. Where's the fear and horror inducing spectacle of pure evil? This guy looked like a Ghoulies reject. more »
spacekicker: The coolest thing was right before this scene when Satan literally CRAWLS out of Michael York's skull causing him to explode. more »
bluehinter: Ah yes, Udo Kier... When you need Christopher Walken, but only have a SyFy channel budget. My favorite Udo film is probably Love Object, not just for ... more »
GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: Wait. people will pay 5.99 a minute to hear someone spout craziness on a webcam? I have four webcams. Where do i sign up?!?! more »
Andrew Liptak: I just thought of the perfect place for Uwe Boll to start making movies - for the SciFi channel. more »

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Spermula's Classy Aliens Use A Rolls Royce To Drain Men's Sexual Vitality [NSFW]
The mist creatures of the planet Spermula transform themselves into beautiful women, so they can come to Earth and drain human men of all of their sexual fluids, in the amazing movie Spermula. And it's just possibly NSFW. More »
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God Destroys The United Nations, While Kyle Reese Watches
Satan has instituted world government through the United Nations, and he's just succeeded in destroying the last opposition led by U.S. President David Alexander (Terminator's Michael Biehn) when suddenly God smites everyone wearing a red beret. John Bolton is smiling. More »
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Udo Kier's Sexy Apocalyptic Sexy Webcam Show Of Sexiness
That Udo Kier is such a webcam slut. For $5.99 a minute, he'll get on cam and tell you about any apocalypse you want: solar flares, global warming... and then he'll take his glasses off. More »
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What If Uwe Boll Directed I Am Legend?
How would Uwe's I Am Legend differ? First, super-mutants are just guys in white body paint. Second of all, they get buzz-sawn in half. Thirdly, mad scientist is Udo Kier. Fourthly, crazy awesomeness! More »

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