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more about #vampire Jesse Astle: So... liberal and human rights activists basically doomed us all. more » Tomb: R.O.A.C.H.: Looks like a fun world to live in. more » Cash907Censored: Wow, that was some shoddy work. It was like a fanvid, with a whole bunch of stock footage. more » korybing: I keep thinking I am totally over vampires until I see something like this. This has grabbed my interest. more » GonePostal77: I think it's interesting that a "Vampire Rights" movement allowed the Vamps to turn humans into food through legislation. The most bureaucratic apoca... more » mekki: Severan is Patient Zero? AWESOME! Though somewhere along the way, a mutation must have occurred in order for these new vampires to have fangs. more » MsFeasance: "Who doesn't want to spend hours cross stitching abs on your sweat shit? Well now you can. " Typo of the DAY. Although, I have to admit, I remember t... more » Bill-Lee: So when Stephenie Meyer's agent came to her with the contracts, she didn't actually read them, did she? more » db2108: this just made my morning. I can hear people all over my office laughing at the comments (a co-worker forwarded it around). I'm seeing the movie becau... more » savagedamsel: I misread "Cook Book" as Good Book and freaked the hell out. Also, do the Pringles sparkle? more » Wadetalon: The top of the list of disturbing twilight products.. 1. The books 2.The movies more » ahunt005: [www.adameve.com] What, no Twilight parody porn??!! more » faux_muggle: Man, I thought I was making a joke when I was talking about the sparkle dildo... to think it actually existed... more » Jthmeffy: I've never had a fit of road-rage.. but if I saw those bumper stickers on the road.................... more » Jeb_Hoge: The "wet dog" comment just KILLED me. more » mrhpurple: those under-roos in no. 20 aren't real, they were made as a joke parodying all of this creepy shite. more » Purple Dave: Woohoo! Lamepires! more » Snowbunny: If Twilight were real vampire books and those Pringles tasted like real vampires, they would fuck your shit up. Another reason Twilight makes me sad. more » Mudderofcanton: This stuff is just weird and I own a Boba Fett Pez dispenser!!! AND the emperor and C3P0 and R2D2. So I know obsession!! (I have the whole set.) more » blarblarnyar: I find most of these products weird and disturbing, but most especially #7 and #20. *shudders* #16 made me lol so hard. I can't imagine a floating h... more » -
#daybreakers
Daybreakers Explains How You Doomed Us All To A Viral Vampire Future
Learn how we'll all evolve into vampires in the future, in this new Daybreakers breakdown video. Plus, tips on how to capture wild humans. vampire death-scene wallpapers, and new posters. More » -
#newmoon
The 30 Most Disturbing Twilight Products
No vampire could be as terrifying as the worst merchandise tying in with the Twilight phenomenon. To help you collect holiday gag gifts that will horrify your friends, we've gathered the craziest and most ridiculous Twi-crap in existence. More » -
#io9smackdown
Smackdown Finale: Witch Vs. Vampire!
It's the Smackdown finale you've all been waiting for: Witches versus Vampires. Who will take the Hallowe'en Monster Icon Crown?
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#vampire
80 Of The Scariest Characters On Film
Which character in the genre world really gives you the chills? What slathering monster are you most afraid of? We compiled a list of the 80 scariest movie characters we could think of. Meet terror personified, below.
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#newmoon
Twilight 3: Less Sparkle, More Blood And Guts
Color us not surprised: New Moon is already selling out showtimes. Plus, the director for Eclipse tires of this werewolf-vampire love triangle, and promises us a gory guy friendly vampire war. But the real violence should be in the finale. More » -
#trueblood
What I Think Happens In The True Blood Finale
Completely disregarding what happens in the books or spoiler whispers, I've manged to figure out the entire True Blood finale just from gut instinct, pictures, the finale promo . . . and what I want to happen. More » -
#newmoon
Bared Chests And Blood Dominate New Moon Clips
The moment Twilight fans have been waiting for has arrived: the New Moon panel and the premiere of two clips starring Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson's abs. Here's what we were able to decipher, over the screaming fans.
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#cultmovieworship
Dog Versus Zombie Sex Slave In New Deadgirl Clip Plus A Human Centipede
Can't get enough of the pretty dead girl in the basement? Well here's a new clip to calm your cravings, you sick, sick puppy. Also, The Horde's Frenchie zombies have a trailer and Human Centipede freaks us out. More » -
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#trueblood
Falling In Love With The Wolfboy
It's the same old story. Boy vampire meets girl, girl and boy have tumultuous affair, boy goes away, girl falls for boy werewolf. The vampire-human-werewolf triangle has become almost cliché. When will these darn kids learn the term "threesome"? More » -
#beinghuman
The Werewolf, Vampire and Ghost Flatmates Are Moving To America
The supernatural beasties are coming over from across the pond. Being Human is finally going to get some American air time, which means no more choppy YouTubey scrap-watching for me. More » -
#madarchaeology
Black Plague "Vampire Skull" Found in Venice
The oldest remains of a person accused of being a vampire have been found outside Venice, buried in a mass grave of plague victims. More » -
#falseadvertising
A Vampire, Werewolf and Zombie Lied To Me Today
What could be better than a zombie, werewolf and vampire round table at NYCC, I thought? All my friends on one panel, talking about blood and brains and stuff... but alas, only humans appeared. More » -
#lesbianvampirekillerstrailer
Lesbian Vampire Killer Trailer Delivers The Lipsticked-And-Fanged Goods
The creators of Lesbian Vampire Killers are treating the campy flick with the fanged girl-on-girl cheekiness it deserves. The new teaser trailer is overflowing with hot vampires and toothy kisses. -
#triviagasm
A Very Special Scifi Holiday Collection
The best part about the holidays, besides all the drinking and the crying, is the holiday specials, where everyone's favorite show gets jazzed up with cheer. Here are clips from some of our favorites.
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#trueblood
The Great Revelation Of True Blood's Comic Origins
New HBO vampire series True Blood isn't limited its online presence to ads for fake products and the by-now-traditional ARG; they're also taking a page out've Heroes' book and getting the story started early courtesy of an online comic, The Great Revelation. Find out more and see preview images under the jump. More »
