Take That, Existential Zombie Gutter Slut!

Picture this, if you will: Porn star Jenna Jameson is in a movie playing a stripper who reads Nietzsche, becomes a zombie, and, armed with her new theory of undead power, eventually kills somebody by shooting pool balls out of her superstrong zombie pussy. If you want to know what the cult movie breakout of the season will be, look no further than Zombie Strippers. Created by brother-sister team Jay and Angela Lee, the movie is a mashup of awesome zombie gore, pneumatic boobie action, and postmodern feminist theory that would make the hair walk off Judith Butler's head. Opening in U.S. theaters tomorrow, Zombie Strippers is going to live forever in the annals of freaky-ass movie lore. More »