Surefire Signs You're The Victim Of A Government Conspiracy

Science fiction has taught us that the government is a perpetual motion machine of evil conspiracies. There are whole departments in Washington dedicated to covering up aliens, brainwashing people, building doomsday machines and exploiting alternate realities. If you think the U.S. government has singled you out for… » 5/01/08 5:02pm 5/01/08 5:02pm