The Most Unearthly Alien Teens Who Ran Away To Earth

Puberty can just about the most difficult time in a young person's life, but imagine going through it hundreds of light-years away from home. That's the situation faced by countless aliens, from a young Superman to the title character in this week's I Am Number Four, and take it from us - nine times out of ten, it… » 2/17/11 1:22pm 2/17/11 1:22pm

Disney Slams SUVs into Children's Faces

The brand new reboot of the Disney's Witch Mountain » 11/18/08 7:00am 11/18/08 7:00am series is packed with CG effects, The Rock, UFOs, shiny lights . . . oh and Master Chief. Or was that Boba Fett? Either way they've managed to cram a ridiculous amount of crap into this kiddie movie that was once a treasured memory of mine. While I actively support…

Child Actors Never Escaped From Witch Mountain

Succumbing to the Richard Hatch effect, the original child actors from the 1970s science fiction flick Escape to Witch Mountain are set to appear in the Disney remake Race to Witch Mountain, which stars The Rock. Ike Eisenmann is cast as the town sheriff and Kim Richards will play a waitress at a diner. No word yet if… » 4/30/08 10:21am 4/30/08 10:21am