They say there are only a few stories out there in the world. Maybe that's why so many classic horror stories seem to have been remade as the fluffiest romances modern Hollywood has to offer. Here are just a few.
8 Reasons Movie Reboots Fail
You’d think remaking a movie might be easy. I mean, it’s technically been done before; you can easily see what worked and what didn’t, what mistakes to avoid, and ways you can improve upon the original. Right? Yes, technically, but most movie reboots suck ass anyways. Here are eight reasons why we should probably leave …
Escape from New York is getting rebooted into a trilogy
It's been a while since we last heard about a proposed Escape from New York remake, but alas, Hollywood can't keep its grubby hands off needless reboots for long. Deadline reports that not only is Joel Silver and Studio Canal planning on remaking John Carpenter's cult classic, but they plan on making it a trilogy, with …
What You Can Do Personally to Get More Original Science Fiction Movies
Sometimes it seems as though Hollywood is just deluging us with sequels, remakes, reboots and spin-offs. As though our beloved pop culture is just a relatively small number of properties, being endlessly milked for every last drop of cash. But you're just one consumer, and even if you vote with your dollars, you only…
Thank goodness, Robocop's new suit looks way more formidable
Our first glimpses of the suit from the new Robocop remake
Just how badly will the Total Recall remake flop?
1990's Total Recall was one of the most profitable movies ever — it cost just $65 million to make and grossed around $262 million worldwide. But the new remake, starring Colin Farrell, was reportedly made for a staggering $200 million. And even though it comes out on Friday, we're hearing almost no buzz about it. It's…
Some 1980s and 1990s Movies That Actually Should Be Remade
Everybody knows that remakes are a plague and an abomination. Why are they remaking Total Recall? Or Escape from New York
The Evil Dead remake may actually be awesome
Ghost House Pictures has confirmed that they will be doing a remake of Sam Raimi's iconic horror-comedy Evil Dead. Bruce Campbell, whose career was launched by the Evil Dead series, will be involved. But Raimi is handing over the director's chair to Fede Alvarez (director of the short film Panic Attack).
The Problem with Taking Flesh-Eating Babies Too Seriously
Babies are scary. Yeah, okay, they're cute when they're not crying, and they smell nice as long as their diapers aren't full. But overall, they're squawking little beasts who grow like parasites inside women, before bursting out covered in blood.
