CSI: Cyber's Nonsense Phishing Hotel Passion Murder Hack

Our episode begins with Special Agent Avery Ryan (played, as always, by Oscar Winner™ Patricia Arquette) trapping and releasing a giant spider/metaphor in her office, to reiterate to viewers that she is both capable of catching devious creatures and ~compassionate~ enough to release them.
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Silicon Valley Season Premiere: Negging Three-Foot Cocks 

HBO’s second-most-popular returning show about shifting alliances and desperate, bold power plays in an unpredictable and vicious world on the brink of howling collapse came back last night. The second season premiere of Silicon Valley had 4000% fewer dragons than Game of Thrones and exactly two (2) fewer bare butt… » 4/13/15 4:40pm 4/13/15 4:40pm

The final 15 minutes of last night's Arrow made me dance

Last night's Arrow was furiously frustrating for the first three quarters of its air time. Then, just when things were getting hopeless, the show pressed the gas pedal to the floor and just drove. It was beautiful and amazing, and had me dancing like nobody was watching, although people were watching. » 11/21/13 10:43am 11/21/13 10:43am