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    Trek Perfume Smell Test Invokes High School And Dragon Farts

    Star Trek's Pon Farr Fragrance Ads Help You "Leave Logic Behind"

    Star Trek's "Red Shirt" Fragrance Wants You To Smell Like Dead Away Teams

    Playing AstroSmash with the Red Shirts

    New T-Shirt Gives Your Enemies Ideas
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    Image of Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.
    05/06/09

    In reply to Trek Perfume Smell Test Invokes High School And Dragon Farts
    This is mildly unrelated, but I saw last night that they have actual glass glasses at Burger King for Star Trek. I couldn't be more excited. I can add them to my collection of Search For Spock glasses. I'm so over the crappy recent slate of gigantic plastic giveaway cups.
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    Image of OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
    05/06/09

    @Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.: I just bought a box of Mini-Wheats because of the toy inside. Its a light up communicator.
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    OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear was starred OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear was unstarred
    Image of NerD: Blattella NerD: Blattella
    05/06/09

    @Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.: could you elaborate. I want to know what I have to buy to get the glasses. I need a replacement for my LOTR Aragorn led light up one.
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    Image of ElimGarak ElimGarak
    05/06/09

    In reply to Trek Perfume Smell Test Invokes High School And Dragon Farts
    OK, so is this a joke or are these real reviews?
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    ElimGarak was starred ElimGarak was unstarred
    Image of Elizabeth Weinbloom Elizabeth Weinbloom
    05/06/09

    @ElimGarak: Both, of course!
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    Elizabeth Weinbloom was starred Elizabeth Weinbloom was unstarred
    Image of OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
    05/06/09

    In reply to Trek Perfume Smell Test Invokes High School And Dragon Farts
    This is thoroughly disappointing. I guess I will just have to go back to settling for my usual scent: Barclay.
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    OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear was starred OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear was unstarred
    Image of OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
    05/06/09

    @OW-Holmes:R.O.A.C.H reject: O yeah, and have a meet up in Austin or Houston. If you don't I will kill all the whales.
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    OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear was starred OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear was unstarred
    Image of Rasselas Rasselas
    05/06/09

    In reply to Trek Perfume Smell Test Invokes High School And Dragon Farts
    I'm surprised there aren't "Red Minidress" and "Orion Dancing Girl" variants.


    Wait, no, I'm not.

     Reply
    Rasselas was starred Rasselas was unstarred
    Image of Lassus Lassus
    05/06/09

    In reply to Trek Perfume Smell Test Invokes High School And Dragon Farts
    Errr... I think you mean "evokes", Meredith.
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    Lassus was starred Lassus was unstarred
    Image of Meredith Woerner Meredith Woerner
    05/06/09

    @Lassus: yea yea, thanks!
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    05/06/09

    In reply to Trek Perfume Smell Test Invokes High School And Dragon Farts
    Pon Farr (For Her):


    "He'll sadakhat all over your ak'shem"

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    Image of BrockBrockman BrockBrockman
    05/06/09

    In reply to Trek Perfume Smell Test Invokes High School And Dragon Farts
    "Trek Perfume Smell Test Envokes High School And Dragon Farts"


    I think the word is "evokes." Or perhaps "invokes." But I like the combination of the two words.

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    BrockBrockman was starred BrockBrockman was unstarred
    Image of Grey_Area Grey_Area
    05/06/09

    @BrockBrockman: "Devokes" or "transvokes"?
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    Grey_Area was starred Grey_Area was unstarred
    Image of OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
    05/06/09

    @Grey_Area: R.O.A.C.H.: Ewoks? weren't we talking about Star Trek.
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    Image of Wenchette Wenchette
    04/14/09

    In reply to Star Trek's Pon Farr Fragrance Ads Help You "Leave Logic Behind"
    I think eat a bunch of Twilight sweetarts and Red Bull then, I'll spray all the testers at Rite-Aid into the air and then run though the cloud pretending to be an Orion Slave Girl.
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    Wenchette was starred Wenchette was unstarred
    Image of Meredith Woerner Meredith Woerner
    04/14/09

    @Wandering Wench: where and when?
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    Meredith Woerner was starred Meredith Woerner was unstarred
    Image of ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.
    04/14/09

    @Meredith Woerner: And how green?
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    04/14/09

    @Meredith Woerner: And more importantly, are there pictures? Video?
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    NefariousNewt was starred NefariousNewt was unstarred
    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    04/14/09

    In reply to Star Trek's Pon Farr Fragrance Ads Help You "Leave Logic Behind"
    Borg. Resistance is Futile.
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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    04/14/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: Win!


    Your ideas are intriguing. You must join our idea-pitching thread. Resistence is futile there as well.

     Reply
    Cafezinha was starred Cafezinha was unstarred
    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    04/14/09

    @Cafezinha: Assimilated.
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    naugahydeinplainsight was starred naugahydeinplainsight was unstarred
    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    04/14/09

    In reply to Star Trek's Pon Farr Fragrance Ads Help You "Leave Logic Behind"
    Khan! The ancient scent of soft Corinthian leather leaves you screaming for more. Khan!
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    Image of Rasselas Rasselas
    04/14/09

    In reply to Star Trek's Pon Farr Fragrance Ads Help You "Leave Logic Behind"
    No.
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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    04/14/09

    In reply to Star Trek's Pon Farr Fragrance Ads Help You "Leave Logic Behind"
    Oh, great. Thanks, guys. Thanks a lot. Sr. Zinha is a pretty avid reader of your site. I have a feeling I already know what my Mother's Day gift is going to be.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    04/14/09

    @Cafezinha: "But Honey, you mean you don't want to do it like Vulcans do it? Not even for me?"
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    NefariousNewt was starred NefariousNewt was unstarred
    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    04/14/09

    @NefariousNewt: Frankly, I'm the kind of girl who'd prefer to do it like that Klingons do it. I'm not having fun if I'm not breaking a clavicle while we're doin' it.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    04/14/09

    In reply to Star Trek's Pon Farr Fragrance Ads Help You "Leave Logic Behind"
    Rejected fragrances:


    Warp Factor Nine

    Wee Bairns

    Mudd Bath

    Old Russian Proverb

     Reply
    NefariousNewt was starred NefariousNewt was unstarred
    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    04/14/09

    @NefariousNewt: Oo-Mox
    Par'Mach
    Spatial Anomaly
    Dilithium
     Reply
    Cafezinha was starred Cafezinha was unstarred
    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    04/14/09

    @Cafezinha:

    Tetrion Particles

    Main Deflector

    Fully Functional
     Reply
    NefariousNewt was starred NefariousNewt was unstarred
    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    04/14/09

    @NefariousNewt: I might as well stop now, because nothing will make me laugh harder than "Fully Functional" did.
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    Cafezinha was starred Cafezinha was unstarred
    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    04/14/09

    @Cafezinha: Fully Functional: Bring out the Man-droid in him.
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    NefariousNewt was starred NefariousNewt was unstarred
    Image of OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
    04/14/09

    @Cafezinha: Wesley For the man who wants to smell obnoxious.
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    OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear was starred OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear was unstarred
    Image of jurisenpai jurisenpai
    04/14/09

    @NefariousNewt:

    Eroti-Q

    Galactic Gagh

    Phasers on Stun
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    jurisenpai was starred jurisenpai was unstarred
    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    04/14/09

    @jurisenpai: Phasers On Stun: For when you want to knock him out.
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    NefariousNewt was starred NefariousNewt was unstarred
    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    04/14/09

    @NefariousNewt: You want a man programmed in multiple techniques...a broad variety of pleasuring...


    A man who is, in every way, Fully Functional.

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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    04/14/09

    @NefariousNewt: Kobayashi Maru: Because sometimes you just can't win.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    04/14/09

    @Cafezinha: Borg: Resistance is Futile (from below).

    It Had to Be Hugh: Assert Your Individuality.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    04/14/09

    @NefariousNewt: Warp Core: Feel the Power.
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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    04/14/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: You're a rare treasure, worth more than silver, more than gold...you're a class above...you're Latinum.
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    Cafezinha was starred Cafezinha was unstarred
    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    04/14/09

    In reply to Star Trek's Pon Farr Fragrance Ads Help You "Leave Logic Behind"
    Tiberius: For that special Lady in every port.
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    NefariousNewt was starred NefariousNewt was unstarred
    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    04/14/09

    In reply to Star Trek's Pon Farr Fragrance Ads Help You "Leave Logic Behind"
    Red Shirt: Because the chance of you getting lucky is the same chance you have of surviving a landing party.
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    NefariousNewt was starred NefariousNewt was unstarred
    Image of miss_so_unknown miss_so_unknown
    04/14/09

    @NefariousNewt: I have not laughed this hard in a VERY long time. Thank you.


    Red Shirt: For men who are into risky business.

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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    04/14/09

    @miss_so_unknown: You've got to figure that if you put that stuff on, you will be the first one to get shot.
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    NefariousNewt was starred NefariousNewt was unstarred
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