At Last Microsoft Has Upgraded Clippie To Personal Lady Slave

Yesterday Microsoft announced one of its latest research projects: A floating woman's head named Laura that will live in your monitor and be your "personal assistant." Laura will not annoy you by having a body, a need for worker's compensation, or a wish to do anything but serve you - and she will also monitor your… » 3/02/09 4:30pm 3/02/09 4:30pm