New Year’s resolutions you need to make in 2013 (and I don’t)

Since it's the first day of 2013, I'd like to suggest a few New Year's resolutions for some of you people. No, not for me — whatever resolutions I've made are between me and my hilariously sedentary nerd lifestyle — besides, I've got these ones down already. Here's a list of things I'd like you all to work on this… » 1/01/13 8:00am 1/01/13 8:00am