G.I. Joe: Retaliation is so good we should all pretend the first movie doesn't exist

There’s a very simple test to figure out if you’re going to enjoy G.I. Joe: Retaliation. Imagine a kid, playing with his toys, creating an epic, albeit not entirely coherent adventure for them; then imagine someone turned everything that kid imagined into a big-budget movie. If that sounds horrible to you, don’t go… »3/28/13 11:00am3/28/13 11:00am

This G.I. Joe movie ad is the best Super Bowl commercial that didn't air during the Super Bowl

There were a few gems in the morass of movie trailers and commercials that premiered during the Super Bowl last night, but I can guarantee you that if this incredibly fantastic stealth trailer for G.I. Joe: Retaliation had aired, it's all we would be talking about today. I don't know who's in charge of Cobra's… »2/04/13 4:40pm2/04/13 4:40pm

G.I. Joe: Retaliation would like to remind you that it's chock full of ninjas

Now that they've converted the film to 3-D and (reportedly) increased its Channing Tatum levels, Paramount needs to remind people that the G.I. Joe movie sequel Retaliation is actually coming out on March 29th (unless they decide to postpone it again at the last second). Step one: 1) this new trailer, full of new… »1/23/13 2:52pm1/23/13 2:52pm

The new greatest G.I. Joe figure of all time isn't made by Hasbro

I'm not sure why Hasbro gave the terrifyingly talented people at Hot Toys the G.I. Joe: Retaliation license - they had to know that Hot Toys would make 1:6 figures that would simply crush the billions and billions of G.I. Joe toys Hasbro has produced over the last 30 years, right? Because that's exactly what… »12/31/12 2:30pm12/31/12 2:30pm