<![CDATA[io9: retro-futurism]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/io9.com.png <![CDATA[io9: retro-futurism]]> http://io9.com/tag/retro-futurism http://io9.com/tag/retro-futurism <![CDATA[ Ford Says Electric Cars “Commercially Feasible” By 1977 ]]> Move over, EV Smart Car, here comes your granny—the Ford Comuta! Two test models of the tiny (80 inch long) electric car were built by Ford in 1967 and demonstrated in the U.S. and Britain. Powered by batteries located in the wheel hubs, the Comuta’s top speed was a mere 25 mph.

Six months prior to its introduction to the press in 1967, Ford president Arjay Miller said that electric cars like the Comuta “could be available in five to 10 years.” According to the New York Times in 1967,

The major advantage of any proposed electric car is that it gives off no smog-producing fumes. But Detroit automakers claim improvements in their standard engines will eliminate the fume problem over the next few years.

Got right on that problem, they did. The Times also noted that another “possibility being considered by Ford is a car that carries an ordinary motor for highway driving and electric motor for city movement”—which of course only took another 37 years for Ford to produce.

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Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:00:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5028250&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Invite the Neighbors In for a Quick Shave at the House of the Future ]]> We’ve already discussed Disneyland’s new, improved (i.e., more corporate) Microsoft/HP House of the Future AKA Innoventions Dream Home. Here’s a quick tour of the original Monsanto House of the Future (plenty corporate in its own right, of course—everything was plastic!). There's even what looks like a communal toothbrush and shaving stand and a chirpy narrator inviting strangers to use it all. P.S. There’s also a peek of Tomorrowland, circa 1957, at the beginning of the clip—wish I could hop in the wayback machine!

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Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:20:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5027835&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Great Moments in Martian-Earthling Relations: Tim O’Hara Meets Uncle Martin ]]> Let’s get it out at the start: My Favorite Martian was no Lost in Space. The latter had Robot, after all, and Dr. Smith, not to mention cool mod spacesuits. Despite its title, MFM had little-to-no outer-space trappings (at least as I remember it) and the lamest laugh track this side of Gilligan’s Island. If, however, you spent much of your childhood watching whatever was on the tube on Grandma’s house, you might be interested in the money shot from the My Favorite Martian pilot episode in 1963: The moment when reporter Tim O’Hara sees something strange in the sky, and meets the foil-jumpsuit-clad alien he later comes to know as Uncle Martin. Yuks ensued for the next three seasons.

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Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:25:40 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5027291&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Lady Astronaut or Lady Alien? Either Way, She's Got Vodka For You ]]> Ahh, Friday. Time for a cocktail—or two. Who better to serve up your afternoon Moscow Mule than a female alien masquerading as an astronaut (which just goes to show they can be both)? This 1965 ad for Smirnoff vodka also proves that back in the first flush of America's now-curdled romance with the space program, they really would use outer-space iconography to sell anything—even if the connection didn't make a whole lot of sense. Click through for the whole picture.

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Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:00:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5026570&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ In Dystopian 1975, The Government’s “Snooping Machine” Watches Us All ]]> Writing in Playboy in 1968, Alan Westin predicted that in just seven short years, improved techniques in computerized data gathering would result in “a record-control society that could make George Orwell’s Oceania almost look like a haven of privacy.” We've got a few spookily familiar moments from his dystopian vision of the future, below.

Westin's predictions:

  • Typical citizen Roger M. Smith commutes to work on a turnpike. When he reaches the tollgate, “his license plate is automatically scanned by a television camera and his number is sent instantaneously to an on-line computer containing lists of wanted persons, stolen cars, and traffic-ticket violators.” If the scan registers a hit, “police stationed 100 yards along the turnpike will have the signal before Smith’s car reaches that position.”
  • Meanwhile, back at the tollgate, Roger “places his right thumb in front of a scanning camera. At the same time, he recites into the unit’s microphone” his name and national I.D. number, “the initial performance of a ritual that will be repeated” throughout the day.
  • That’s because voiceprint, thumbprint, and I.D. number will be used in lieu of cash. “Money has been eliminated except for pocket-change transactions.”
  • One “byproduct of the cashless society is that every significant movement and transaction of Roger Smith’s life has produced a permanent record in the computer memory system. As he spends, uses and travels, he leaves an intransmutable and centralized documentary trail behind him.”
  • In 1975, for every person in the U.S., there are “four master files”: educational records, employment history, financial history, and the all-important “national citizenship file. . . . a unified Federal-state-local dossier that contains all of Roger’s life history that is ‘of relevance’ to Government. In 1975, that is quite a broad category.”
  • Westin went on to describe how new “laser memory system” technology meant that “a single 4800-foot reel of one-inch tape could contain about 20 double-spaced typed pages of data on every person in the United States—man, woman and child.”

Westin remains a leading authority on privacy issues. ]]>
Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:27:25 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5026130&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Qazar Quantor Rocks the Star System With Zolar X! ]]> We’ve written about elfin outer-space glam band Zolar X before, but just discovered what appears to have been a short-lived video podcast. Here, most recent member Qazar Quantor discusses his intergalactic origins and the first time he saw Zolar X, who dazzled L.A.’s 1970s glitter rock scene dressed in spacesuits, pixie haircuts, and prosthetic ears, and reformed in 2005. Starmen on Sunset, a documentary about the band, is scheduled to be completed this year. I can hardly wait!

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Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:00:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5025945&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Home Ec in Outer Space with Andy Astronaut and Mandy Martian ]]> Calling all crafty retro futurists: it’s time to heat up the glue gun and go back in time to make some SPAAAAACE PUPPETS! Just think of all the zero gravity fun a little girl could have with Andy Astronaut and Mandy Martian. Plus, this is a rare example of a 1960s-era outer-space toy aimed at girls. Of course, it was a lesson in home economics, too. All you need is some fabric, scraps of felt and yarn, a plastic cup (for Andy’s helmet, of course), a sock, and the ability to sew—which I don’t have. [How to Make Space Puppets via Black Olives On My Fingertips]

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Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:00:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5025456&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Giant Cassette Tapes Will Crush the MP3 Revolution ]]> Sandwiched between the reel-to-reel tape and the rise of the cassette as we used to know it, there was, for a brief moment in 1958, what RCA Victor called “A Revolutionary New Triumph in Tape.” Looking for all the world like a mix tape accidentally irradiated in an atomic blast, RCA’s invention “never really caught the fancy of the tape-buying public” as the New York Times delicately explained in 1964. It certainly wasn’t for lack of trying—as this clip from an RCA promotional film shows.

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Mon, 14 Jul 2008 13:00:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5024936&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Fembot Doll Kicked Ass in 1977! ]]> In 1977, I was a snotty 16-year-old who had just discovered punk rock. Keeping up with the latest 45s left little time for TV, and anyway, I’m sure I looked down my nose at anything as “silly” as The Bionic Woman. And toys associated with that show? Not cool at all. Well, I was wrong about that, because now I want, want, want this awesome fembot doll—if for no other reason than to let her kick B****e’s perfect plastic ass. True, the pneumatically built fembot has to turn into a “Mystery Lady” every once in a while, but how many opportunities did little girls have, then or now, to role play with a hard-fighting agent of evil? Such a refreshing break from the usual fashion model or mommy. Even bionic woman Jaime Sommers was a good girl, after all.

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Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:47:42 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5024289&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Great Metropolis of 1960 and What Criswell Found There ]]> General Motor’s Futurama was one of the most popular exhibits at the 1939 World’s Fair. Over 10,000,000 people rode through a miniaturized version of the not-so-far future of 1960. Among them perhaps, was a small boy named Jeron Criswell King. Or maybe he just saw the filmed version, because he liked one of the lines of narration enough to make it his very own catch phrase. Take a look, then, at the Great Metropolis of 1960—you know you’re interested—because the future is where we are going to spend the rest of our lives.

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Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:00:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5023941&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Dr. Smith Unleashes A Cacophonous Concretion of Alliterative Abuse ]]> I love “Lost in Space”—the campy 60s TV series, of course, and not the godforsaken 1998 movie. If you’re a fan, you know that one of the high—or low—points of the show was the ongoing battle of wits between the Robot and Dr. Zachary Smith. Robot led in the smarts department, but the thesaurus-packing Smith was never at a loss for an interpretive insult. Here, then, is a montage of Dr. Smith at his finest (though Robot gets a few zingers in there)—a small slice of the mind-boggling nine-minute original.

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Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:00:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5023359&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ 1964 Teen Mag Predicts Inflatable Sofas, Glass Houses, and GPS ]]> Co-ed was “The High School Magazine for Homemakers” from the 1950s to 1970s. In 1966, it took a peek at future household technology. Home computers figured prominently (“Imagine having a mechanical secretary to keep budgets, figure your income tax, or plan your menus!”), along with home video recorders. Not surprisingly, the balance of the items featured in the article “Tuning in Tomorrow” were aimed at the future housewives of America.

  • The Groceries Come to You! A trip to the store will be aided by “memory belts” that could “learn” and “remember” coded information. This “could mean that you would step up to a switchboard, push the proper buttons—and the items you select would come to you on a conveyor belt.”
  • Glass Houses! “House-making machines” might “drive up to your lot and wind endless fine threads of glass to make a cone- or mushroom-shaped house. It’s possible that your may one day look back to your ‘square’ teen years, when you lived in a cube instead of a curved house.”
  • Inflatable Sofas! “Easy-go furnishings, things that can be transferred with little effort, will be necessities for your mobile family. You might own an inflatable sofa that can be folded up inside a small cabinet, tables that can be collapsed, expanded, raised, or lowered, . . . storage pieces that become suitcases.”
  • Big Brother Watches Little Brother! “In the future portable TV cameras will establish complete communication throughout the house. . . . Metal reception tags will be sewn inside a child’s clothing and a family radarscope will ‘beep’ his presence within a ten-block area.”

And my favorite innovation:

  • “Picture yourself making draperies from a can of ‘fiber spray’!” Because who cares about a jetpack when curtains come in a can?
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Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:09:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5023046&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Mutant Monster Chickens Stalk “The Farm of Tomorrow” (1954) ]]> Modern machinery and any number of tasty hybrids populate “The Farm of Tomorrow,” the last (whew!) of Tex Avery’s “of Tomorrow” cartoon cycle. We’ve already got cloning and embryo transfer technology—it's only a matter of time until a giant-drumsticked chicken shows up on your dinner table.

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Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:00:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5022582&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ “The T.V. of Tomorrow” Broadcasts From Mars in 1953 ]]> Stuffed full of rapid-fire sight gags and visual puns like the others in the series (but no mother-in-law jokes), the whole of Tex Avery’s “The T.V. of Tomorrow” is definitely worth a watch. But the piece-de-resistance comes in the form of the world’s first television transmission from Mars. What strange form of life exists on the Red Planet? Watch and see.

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Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:00:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5021694&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Tex Avery Drives into the Future With “The Car of Tomorrow” (1951) ]]> One quick sight gag follows another in Tex Avery’s “The Car of Tomorrow” (1951), his second foray into predicting our future (hint: parking problems solved!). Don’t miss his depiction of modern marketing’s annoying practice of “pink-wrapping” items to make them allegedly more appealing to women (on the other hand, the “fender panties” remind me of the frilly trim on 60s TV’s Batgirl’s motorbike).

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Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:20:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5021333&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Tex Avery Introduces “The House of Tomorrow” in 1949 ]]> An in-house tanning bed (complete with spatula-like flipper), self-adjusting chair, three-way TV set (anticipating the Food Network, Playboy Channel, and Nickelodeon, to boot), a disturbingly efficient electric razor, and some rusty mother-in-law jokes are all part of "The House of Tomorrow" envisioned by animation genius Tex Avery in 1949. "The House of Tomorrow" was the first of four cartoons showing various aspects of life in the future—keep your eyes peeled for more to come.

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Tue, 01 Jul 2008 13:20:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5021043&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Streamlined Cars Blaze at 120 mph in 1930s Future City ]]> Here's a brief, animated glimpse of a future city where torpedo cars rocket along on elevated highways. It comes from a 1930s industrial film on automotive streamlining, hence the awed tone of wonder in the narrator's voice when he describes the completely streamlined car of the future - alas, "entirely impractical" on today's streets.

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Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:20:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5020748&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ A-Blasts Propel the Atomic Pulse Rocket Into Space (1960) ]]> “This is the Atomic Pulse Rocket, a pot-bellied ship nearly the size of the Empire State Building, propelled by a series of atomic blasts.” Sure, it sounds like a bad idea now but back then it was on the cutting edge: it only needed “a thousand atomic blasts—each equal to 1,000 tons of TNT” to push the 75,000 ton behemoth out of Earth’s atmosphere. Once transit speed was reached, things went green: power was then provided by “solar batteries plating the wing and body surfaces.”

Inside the rocket, living quarters are situated in the rim of a pressurized wheel-like cabin which revolves to provide artificial gravity. Radio and radar antennae revolve with it. Tubular hydroponic “gardens” on either side of the rim grow algae to produce oxygen and high protein food.

If that wasn’t enough, the Atomic Pulse Rocket “could transport payload to the Moon at $6.74 per pound, less than one quarter the prevailing air freight charges over equivalent distance.” Or so said this ad for American Bosch Arma Corporation—the folks who brought you the “inertial guidance system for the ATLAS ICBM” missile.

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Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:33:27 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5020276&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Hugo Gernsback’s RoboCops of 1924 ]]> In the words of inventor (and father of science fiction) Hugo Gernsback, the Radio Automaton had “no superior for fighting mobs or for war purposes.” Powered by a gasoline engine and radio controlled at a distance by a police car, it glided along on caterpillar treads, shooting tear gas and using its rotating discs (equipped with “lead balls on flexible leads”) to cut a swath through mobs of angry anarchists. For night attacks, the bulletproof Automaton was equipped with “eye-lights and the loud speaker is used to shout orders to the mob,” which presumably took one look at the giant’s whirling lead balls of death and obeyed. Despite Gernsback’s assurances that the Radio Automaton was “not a wild dream” but easily “constructed by any one with means available today,” it didn’t make it out of the pages of his Science and Invention magazine. [Dirty Pirate Whores]

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Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:20:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5019894&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Atomic Cars of the 1950s ]]> “Engine in rear? Tricycle wheels? Polaroid Plastic top? Atomic power? Just as at home in the water or in the air as on the highway?” This car of the future was designed and illustrated by Detroit-based commercial artist Arthur Radebaugh for a 1952 ad for National Oil Seals. Click through for a look at Radebaugh’s commuter monorail from 1953.

From the 1930s to the 1960s, Radebaugh’s detailed visions of the future appeared in ads for businesses as diverse as Coke, United Airlines, and National Motor Bearing. His syndicated cartoon column, “Closer Than We Think” ran from 1958 to 1962. Be sure to check out The Palace of Culture’s awesome online exhibit “Radebaugh: The Future We Were Promised” for more about this retro-futurist visionary.

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Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:15:53 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5019534&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Buzz Aldrin Shills for VW, 1972 ]]> Watch as astronaut Buzz Aldrin simultaneously introduces and mocks the famously air-cooled Volkswagen’s new onboard computer system—kinda sorta like the one on Apollo 11, blinky lights and all.

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Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:20:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5019273&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Meet the Pre-Jetsons of 1956 ]]> It’s Monday, October 5, 2000. Mars has the Q-Bomb and some politician is blathering on about tax cuts. Instead of smell-o-vision, the newspaper carries smell-o-ads (and sex-o-ads, too). There’s a four-hour work day (with a two-hour lunch), a push button desk, and lots of other delights (not to mention some very retro gender stereotyping) in this clip from “Your Safety First” (1956), a promotional film from the Automobile Manufacturers of America. If you’re a fan of The Jetsons, it’ll seem strangely familiar—especially that voice!—but “Your Safety First” pre-dated the cartoon series by six years.

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Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:20:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5018860&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Robots Put The Moves On American Women in Swingin' 1952 ]]> While it looks like a pick-up scene from the future, this photo from 1952 was meant to show the precision with which robotic arms, created to work on atomic material, operated. But you just know that after getting her cigarette lighted, Mr. Bot was going to use his circular doohickey to get her a drink. After that, well ... the night was young.

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Fri, 20 Jun 2008 13:00:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5018333&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ It’s a Car! It’s a Plane! It’s the 1952 Fulton Airphibian! ]]> Less a flying car than a driving airplane, the “Airphibian” was a plane/auto hybrid designed and built by Robert Fulton. In 1950, it became the first “roadable aircraft” to be certified by the FAA. Top speeds were 55 mph on the ground; a “sluggish” 110 mph aloft. While the prototypes logged some 200,000 miles between 1945 and 1952, the Airphibian shared a drawback common to flying-car technology: the weight of the auto parts weighed it down in the air.

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Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:20:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5017811&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Kiwi Scifi Novel From 1881 Predicted Great Alien Sex ]]> A lost second volume of the early science fiction novella called The Great Romance has been discovered in New Zealand, and it reveals early thoughts of crazy alien sex, plus airlocks, space shuttles and space suits. All this, long before we had even devised a scientific way to the moon besides jumping really, really high. But what's really important about this novel is it's the first serious narrative where humans leave Earth to colonize other planets, instead of getting attacked War of The Worlds-style. More plot details after the jump.

The Great Romance volume two was found in the Hocken Library in Dunedin, New Zealand. The story follows John Hope, who falls asleep after using a mysterious elixir and wakes up in a utopian future. In this future, humans are all very civil to one another, as required by law. They also have great aspirations for space travel and take Hope to Venus and other planets.

Publishers Weekly went as far as to claim that, "This may have been the first time that anyone described space suits, airlocks or the difficulties of landing on an asteroid or entering a planetary atmosphere." The author is unknown and printed as "The Inhabitant," which only furthers my suspicions that this in fact is fanfic written by an alien visitor.

[NZ Herald]

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Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:20:00 PDT Meredith Woerner http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5017819&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ White-Leather-Clad Gene Vincent Takes Girls on a “Spaceship to Mars" in 1961 ]]> In keeping with last week’s posts, here’s a bit of Mars-related pop culture. It’s the incomparable Gene Vincent singing about how he’d like to get you (if you’re a girl, that is) on a spaceship to the Red Planet. He reportedly hated the song, but he looks great in white leather, a break from his trademark black. (If you’re wondering about Vincent’s unique stance behind the microphone, it’s due in part to the heavy brace he wore on his left leg, which was severely injured in a 1955 motorcycle accident.)

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Tue, 17 Jun 2008 13:20:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5017050&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Buckminster Fuller's Dymaxion Car to be Displayed in New York ]]> Beginning June 26, io9ers located in and around New York City can view an artifact of retro-futurist history when the only surviving example of Buckminster Fuller’s Dymaxion car goes on display at the Whitney Museum as part of a show called “Buckminster Fuller: Starting With the Universe.” We’ve already mentioned how the teardrop-shaped three-wheeler resembled an earlier futuristic car.

Fuller originally envisioned a vehicle that was “part aircraft, part automobile, with wings that unfolded,” a top speed of 120 mph, and a positively thrifty fuel consumption of 30 miles per gallon. The first Dymaxion car debuted in July 1933, minus the wings or an unfolding tail fin, but with “an awkward periscope” in place of a rearview mirror. Only three were ever made. To cement Dymaxion’s futurist status, “H.G. Wells was photographed in front of the car for the cover of Saturday Review. He talked about using it in the film version of his novel The Shape of Things to Come. (The film appeared in 1936, but without the Dymaxion.)” [New York Times]

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Mon, 16 Jun 2008 13:11:57 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5016635&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ A Fleet of Atomic-Electric Space Ships Embark For Mars, 1957 ]]> Earlier this week we showed you the wonderful “cosmic soap opera” from Disney’s “Mars and Beyond” television show from 1957. This much more serious clip shows what a future expedition to Mars might look like. The spaceships (conceptualized by Ernst Stuhlinger and Werner von Braun) were 500 feet in diameter and powered by electricity generated by the atomic reactor carried in the tail. This meant they could operate continuously over a period of years. Each carried a small landing craft for descent to the Martian surface, and had quarters for 20 men (in 1957, there was no mention of female astronauts). P.S. The sound is a little faint, crank it up or use your headphones.

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Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:29:57 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5016094&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Glass Gowns Will Be the Height of 2000s Fashion, According to 1930s Experts ]]> Zip-off sleeves, glass gowns, aluminum dresses, and towering hairdos to give Amy Winehouse a run for her money: they're what women will be wearing in the far future of 2000—at least according to this newsreel report from the 1930s. Men, it's the ever chic jumpsuit and beard combo for you. Oooo, swish! [via Jezebel]

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Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:20:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5015838&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ A Nerdy Scientist and a Hot Secretary on Mars in 1957 ]]> On December 4, 1957, the Disneyland TV show broadcast “Mars and Beyond,” a 53-minute exploration of the Red Planet’s history and future, as well as its impact on pop culture. A nerdy scientist, a hot secretary with a secret, and a Martian robot in tennis shoes (a la Warner Brother’s Marvin the Martian), plus awesome animation, and a surprising twist at the end make the show’s parody of pulp science fiction well worth a look.

Here's the exciting conclusion:

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Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:49:47 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5015432&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ In 1986, Futuristic Cold Pills -- Without Poison! ]]> Back in the 1960s, people turned to Contac’s “tiny time pills” to ease their cold and allergy symptoms for a full 12 hours. It was the first product to promise time-released relief. By 1986, Contac had suffered a tampering scare that led to the end of the iconic gelatin capsules filled with mini-pills. It probably seemed like a good time to use a futuristic health scanning center and lots of silver lame to introduce its new caplet formulation.

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Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:30:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5014861&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Ray Bradbury Shills for Prunes in 1969 ]]> Pneumatic people movers, wall-to-wall television, and prunes in mini-packs—which one of these wasn’t part of the futuristic world of 2001 described by Ray Bradbury? Watch this ad from the late 1960s to find out. If you’re wondering just why the speculative fiction icon would appear in an ad for prunes, albeit a smart and funny one, it’s because his good friend, satirist Stan Freberg, worked on the campaign. "Bradbury reportedly refused to consider doing a commercial until Freberg told him, 'I'm calling it Brave New Prune,' prompting Bradbury to ask, 'When do we start?'"

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Mon, 09 Jun 2008 13:31:31 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5014451&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Futuristic Custom Car with a Built-In Cocktail Bar -- It Made Perfect Sense in 1962 ]]> Built on a 1953 Lincoln Capri hardtop by King of the Kustomizers, George Barris, the Golden Sahara II was a luxe vision of the automotive future. In 1962, the car appeared on the “I’ve Got a Secret” game show, where owner Jim Street explained the its interior features and electronics to host Gary Moore. The Golden Sahara II ran on remote control, via steering wheel or push buttons, or voice activation. Its glass wheels lit up, and there was a sonically determined automatic braking system. Plus it looked snazzy as all get out, with its pearlized finish and gold interior. Funny how nobody mentions anything about fuel economy.

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Fri, 06 Jun 2008 13:30:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5013937&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ A Vibrator-Shaped Space Station (1961) ]]> In the 1960s, Fortune magazine was filled with ads from corporations eager to capitalize on the fact that produced one astro-widget or another for the space program. Usually these are somewhat familiar looking - Apollo capsules or LEMs - but here's one that doesn't seem to have made it off the adman's drawing board. Boldly eschewing the familiar phallic rocket shape, it's smoother, rounder, altogether more like a space-age vibrator. Get a closer look after the jump.

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Thu, 05 Jun 2008 13:30:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5013464&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ William Shatner Brings You "The Wonder Computer of the 1980s" ]]> In 1981, Commodore introduced the VIC-20, a low-cost ($300) personal computer with a color video chip, perfect for playing video games (and, according to the ad, letting the family "learn computing at home"). Who better to pitch this harbinger of the future than William Shatner? The Shatman's palaver worked well: By 1983, 1,000,000 Vic-20s had been sold—the first microcomputer to reach that sales mark.

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Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:20:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=394970&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ AT&T Predicts Future Technologies in 1993, Doesn't Deliver Them ]]> Global positioning systems, video conferencing, tollbooth transponders, voice-activated key locks, a crazy notebook fax machine, and the wrist phone: all these and more were predicted by AT&T in a 1993 ad campaign that confidently asserted "You Will"—as in you will buy our products. (Isn't it just like a former monopoly to be so pushy?) As tipster Seth points out, "Nearly all of their predictions came true, except one: none of them came from AT&T." And yes, that's smooth-voiced pretty-boy Tom Selleck doing the narration.

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Tue, 03 Jun 2008 13:30:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=394765&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ In the Far Future of 1980, the Government Tells You Who to Marry ]]>
Last week we told you about a miniature model of a futuristic New York City built for Just Imagine, a campy SF epic from 1930. Here's a clip of that set in action, set in a world where "everyone has a number instead of a name," and the government "tells you who to marry." Nevertheless, boys are still cruising girls in midair, trying to flirt as their cars hover over NYC. It's pretty cool looking—especially given there's no CGI involved, just lots and lots of plaster.

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Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:20:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=394602&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Hollywood Imagines 1980s New York--in 1930 ]]> NYC-1980.jpg It took a crew of 200 technicians to build a miniature model of a futuristic New York City for "Just Imagine, a motion picture fantasy" released in November, 1930. According to Modern Mechanix, the city of the future was built in an old blimp hangar, and the model covered a ground area of 75x225. Its tallest tower soared 40 feet high. In all, the not-so-tiny model city required more than five tons of plaster to construct. And there's more.

The city contained:

Lofty office buildings 250 stories high, canals carried overhead on suspension cables, airplanes that land on a few square feet of flat space on the side of tall structures, streets with nine lanes and nine levels of traffic . . . Although the model city is futuristic, its construction violates no engineering practices. It is really engineering skill carried a bit farther than today.
And the movie sounds pretty good too:
New York, 1980: airplanes have replaced cars, numbers have replaced names, pills have replaced food, government-arranged marriages have replaced love, and test tube babies have replaced ... well, you get the idea. Scientists revive a man struck by lightning in 1930; he is rechristened "Single O". He is befriended by J-21, who can't marry the girl of his dreams because he isn't "distinguished" enough — until he is chosen for a 4-month expedition to Mars by a renegade scientist. The Mars J-21, his friend, and stowaway Single O visit is full of scantily clad women doing Busby Berkeley-style dance numbers and worshiping a fat middle-aged man. (Jon Reeves, IMDB)
P.S. If miniature cities float your boat, don't miss the Panorama of the City of New York at the Queens Museum of Art. Built for the 1964 World's Fair, the Panorama covers 9,335 square feet and includes "every single building constructed before 1992 in all five boroughs; that is a total of 895,000 individual structures."

[Modern Mechanix]

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Thu, 29 May 2008 13:20:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393965&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Space Travel Predictions from Look Magazine, 1957 ]]> In December 1957, only two months after the Soviets launched Sputnik, Look magazine presented a timetable predicting the future of American space travel. "If you have a life expectancy covering the remainder of the 20th century, you will live to see man land on the moon," it stated confidently. At the time, the U.S. space program had yet to successfully launch a satellite of its own. Perhaps as a result, Look's timeline was surprisingly cautious.

PILOTED SATELLITE will mark man's first venture into outer space . . . It will come only after long experience with unmanned satellites. Best-informed opinion places the date with the decade 1970 to 1980. Later, manned satellites may be used as "space platforms." Moon rockets could be assembled and launched from such space laboratories. A TRIP AROUND THE MOON in a rocket ship launched either from a space platform or from the earth's surface (depending on technological developments) will be the next step. . . Experts believe that will come in the decade 1980-1990. A LANDING ON THE MOON . . . man's goal for as long as he has had the imagination to think about it, will be made in the last decade of this century. Travel to all these planets will come, but probably not within the lifetime of anyone now alive.
Of course, all of these were accomplished by July 1969. ]]>
Wed, 28 May 2008 13:20:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393663&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Pong Seemed So Exciting Back in the 1970s ]]> Watch Ralph Baer and Bill Harrison demonstrate their "brown box" video control module in 1969, two years after they invented the technology behind what eventually became Pong. Yes, Pong, the video ping-pong game that seemed so incredibly exciting back when my cousins had it in the 1970s. Of course, by the time I got to their house, they were already sick of playing it—and if there's anything more boring than two-man Pong, it's solitaire Pong. Video games have come a long, long way since then, but one thing hasn't changed: the siren song of videogames when you're supposed to be working.

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Tue, 27 May 2008 13:20:00 PDT Lynn Peril http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393468&view=rss&microfeed=true