In Our Tiny Corner of the Universe, 2009 Has Arrived

It is time to celebrate the complete revolution of our planet around the sun by assigning to it an arbitrary number based on a Western belief system. Happy New Year, humans! » 1/01/09 6:00am 1/01/09 6:00am

The Correct Way to Celebrate on Human Worlds

If you are curious about how to dress during what the humans call "holidays," refer to this picture. Basically, you need to look like this and take the day off. See you tomorrow! » 12/25/08 6:00am 12/25/08 6:00am