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    Image of DrMathochist DrMathochist
    11/13/09

    In reply to "The Box" Contains A Conspiracy Wrapped In a Mystery Wrapped In 70s Retro
    Overall, I don't know how I feel about the movie, and that's extremely high praise in a way.

    The original story and the TZ episode were koans -- simple and self-contained. This ends up feeling more like Invasion of the Body-Snatchers-meets-Let's Make A Deal. Some particular notes, though:

    (a) NSA wasn't publicly admitted to exist until the mid-80s or so. That felt really awkwardly grafted on. There's also no indication why NSA would have anything to do with this sort of thing, beyond "magic aliens told us to do it."

    (b) Richmond to Langley would be a bitch of a commute.

    (c) The only thing more tragic than the wallpaper in the room next to the kitchen was continuing that onto the couch. On the other hand, Gillian Jacobs rocked those '70s-cut pants. This raises one of my perennial complaints: why don't they cut pants like that anymore? IMHO way hotter than this low-cut bullshit. #thebox
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Could There Ever Be a Jabba the Hutt Sitcom?
    I know I'm not the first to think of this, but I'll just reiterate what I'd like to see: take this Clone Wars model and make a new series that shows what happened in-between episodes of the original trilogy with all the original characters.

    It is about as much of a slam-dunk as you can imagine. THAT is what people want to see.

    Whatever EU continuity that may be established for those time periods, just throw them away. Lucas can do what he wants, he can invalidate that crap at any time.

    I suspect this will happen someday though. The Clone Wars is fine, but enough with the prequels already.
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    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    11/11/09

    @cylon_conspiracy: Totally. There's like 3 years between SW and TESB. Plenty of room for further adventures of Luke, Han, Leia, Chewie -- the characters that made the whole shebang work, that we already like, and that we know aren't going to turn evil. #richardkelly
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    Image of Anekanta - killed by a cacodemon Anekanta - killed by a cacodemon
    11/11/09

    In reply to Could There Ever Be a Jabba the Hutt Sitcom?
    Those zany Hutts! #richardkelly
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    Image of theblazeuk theblazeuk
    11/11/09

    In reply to Could There Ever Be a Jabba the Hutt Sitcom?
    The Han Solo trilogy in the star wars book series heavily features the hutts, and particularly Jabba, in the last couple of books.

    Really good series actually though you can imagine where the focus is :P #richardkelly
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    Image of CoffeyWasHere CoffeyWasHere
    11/11/09

    In reply to Could There Ever Be a Jabba the Hutt Sitcom?
    The show should be called "Hutt, Hutt, Hike!" and be about Jabba joining the Dallas Cowboys and partying it up down in Texas.

    A couple episode ideas:

    What will his wife think when Jabba goes to his main homie Bib Fortuna's bachelor party up in Garland?!

    Jabba and Salacious decide to invest in an ice cream shop...with sexy results!

    The Hutts take in a stray dog that the family loves, but he won't stop drinking out of Jabba's toad bowl and chewing on his hookah!

    There, I've given you the tools. Now make magic. #richardkelly
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    Image of aubreyf aubreyf
    11/11/09

    In reply to Could There Ever Be a Jabba the Hutt Sitcom?
    Would this qualify as Thursday's "Must C3PO TV?"

    Lame jokes (that don't even make sense) aside, I would definitely watch Star Wars themed sitcoms. At least once.

    There could be one about the Cantina, done like "Cheers." Another with Nien Numb and Lando with "Perfect Strangers" type hijinks. Or how about one with Leia, Bail Organa and Darth Vader called "My Two Dads." #richardkelly
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    11/11/09

    @aubreyf: Han and Chewie are totally The Odd Couple. And Family Matters set at Uncle Owen's farm only with 3PO as Urkel. #richardkelly
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    Image of bonniegrrl bonniegrrl
    11/11/09

    @aubreyf: "Must C3PO TV?!"
    That my friend is BRILLIANT! #richardkelly
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    11/11/09

    In reply to Could There Ever Be a Jabba the Hutt Sitcom?
    It's Always Wet on Tatooine #richardkelly
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    Image of erzwatts erzwatts
    11/11/09

    In reply to Could There Ever Be a Jabba the Hutt Sitcom?
    Seriously, Lucas should just let other directors play in his sanbox. Writers do it all the time, although I find much of that questionable.

    It's going to happen one day anyway, you think his kids wont sell those rights after he dies? #richardkelly
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    Image of Roklimber Roklimber
    11/11/09

    In reply to Could There Ever Be a Jabba the Hutt Sitcom?
    Jabba's dreams of becoming the chef in a world-famous French restaurant come true in Huttatouille. #richardkelly
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    Image of Pasketti Pasketti
    11/11/09

    In reply to Could There Ever Be a Jabba the Hutt Sitcom?
    Jabba's crime empire falls into ruin, and he has to take in Boba Fett as a roommate to make ends meet.

    The wacky situations would just write themselves! #richardkelly
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    Image of Roklimber Roklimber
    11/11/09

    @Pasketti: Awesome idea! #richardkelly
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    Image of geesejuggler geesejuggler
    11/11/09

    @Pasketti: Is it wrong that I would watch? #richardkelly
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    Image of Gemini2 Gemini2
    11/11/09

    @Pasketti: Two and a Half Tons #richardkelly
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    11/11/09

    @Pasketti:
    Hutt and Fett (cue Will and Grace theme muzik)
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    Image of AldoraGreel AldoraGreel
    11/11/09

    @Pasketti: Two Guys a Crumb and a Sarlacc Pit? #richardkelly
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    Image of Roklimber Roklimber
    11/11/09

    @AldoraGreel: Two and a Half Hutt ? #richardkelly
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    11/11/09

    @Pasketti: Everybody loves Jabba? #richardkelly
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    Image of queensowntalia queensowntalia
    11/11/09

    In reply to Could There Ever Be a Jabba the Hutt Sitcom?
    I could see him heading up a "the apprentice" type show. Except those who failed him didn't get fired, they got fed to the rancor. #richardkelly
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    Image of Gemini2 Gemini2
    11/11/09

    In reply to Could There Ever Be a Jabba the Hutt Sitcom?
    Jabba's Anatomy
    The Real Housewives of Tattoonie
    Party Of Hutt
    Scum and Villainy

    I could go on all day with this. #richardkelly
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    Image of bonniegrrl bonniegrrl
    11/11/09

    @Gemini2: I would totally watch a show called "Party of Hutt" #richardkelly
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    Image of Lamar Henderson Lamar Henderson
    11/11/09

    In reply to Could There Ever Be a Jabba the Hutt Sitcom?
    "Hutt me baby, one more time."

    Oh, no, wait. That's from when Jabba was teenie-bobber pop starlet. My bad. #richardkelly
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    Image of AZTriGuy AZTriGuy
    11/11/09

    In reply to Could There Ever Be a Jabba the Hutt Sitcom?
    What is this bantha poo-doo? #richardkelly
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    Image of FrankN.Stein FrankN.Stein
    11/11/09

    In reply to Could There Ever Be a Jabba the Hutt Sitcom?
    "Woke up this morking, got myself a lightsabre....." #richardkelly
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