Tomorrow, as you are almost certainly aware, is Valentine's Day. For some of us, this a particularly blissful time of year. For others it's one that calls for intense cynicism. But regardless of your stance on Valentine's Day, there's no way to avoid being bombarded with romantic imagery. So you might as well take this …

Herds of cats roam the post-apocalyptic future in the short Vermin. And nothing says "Goodbye weekend!" like two grown men pretending to be cat people. Well done. In other news, Miley Cyrus readies to haunt your dreams.

When io9 asked me if I could break away from my busy schedule of being awesome and create some disastrous Valentines . . . How could I say no? I love you all, and dammit you deserve it!!!

Apparently, it's time for ROACH, the secret society of evildoers dedicated to thwarting real-world superheroes, to mobilize. Because 2010 is the year of the citizen superhero, says one expert.

When humans finally conquer space, we'll still want to keep other creatures as pets. Some science-fiction pets are among our favorite characters, but others, you just want to flush out the airlock. Here's our list of the best and worst.

Well, ROACH has definitely not been a disaster, more on that below. But for now! It's Disaster Time.

Ever since the real-life Allegiance of Heroes of Cincinnati crawled out into the light, we've been patiently waiting eventual rise of real-life Supervillains, and today is that day. Meet ROACH, the finest super villain society.

My apologies if this week is a bit lacking, but that death ray won't build itself. And I'm very happy to see all of you sporting the R.O.A.C.H. Disaster!

When you build a real-life superhero team, you're only asking for trouble from a real life supervillain. The "Consortium of Evil" has placed a bounty on Shadowhare's identity. And so it begins.