The Rover Is A Movie That Doesn't Care If You Like It, But We Do

David Michôd's follow-up to Animal Kingdom is another Australian crime film, this time set ten years after a global financial collapse. But while this stark movie is both a haunting Western and a frank look a first-world country in decline, it will also hit you over the head with how mean and cheap life is. » 6/20/14 9:19am 6/20/14 9:19am

Ludicrous Rumor Alert: Robert Pattinson May Be The New Indiana Jones

Forget grains of salt; please find the nearest salt lick, and start chowing down. Because it's the only way you're going to survive the supposed news that Twilight's Robert Pattinson is the current favorite to play the new Indiana Jones. » 6/03/14 6:40am 6/03/14 6:40am

First Trailer For Robert Pattinson's Post-Apocalypse Ordeal The Rover

David Michod, the director behind the very well received Animal Kingdom, has helmed a brutal post-apocalyptic moviecalled The Rover, starring Robert Pattinson and Guy Pearce. The premise is simple: Pattinson's brother steals Pearce's car and leaves Pattinson for dead. He's not — road trip! » 4/17/14 1:54pm 4/17/14 1:54pm

Sex, Anarchy, and Robert Pattinson's Hair Haunt David Cronenberg's …

There are two kinds of people who will like five-minutes-into-the-future flick Cosmopolis: People want to take revenge on Robert Pattinson's hair after the Twilight movies, and people who are David Cronenberg completists. Cronenberg's latest film is a spare, unsettling tour of a New York City on the brink of… » 8/23/12 2:53pm 8/23/12 2:53pm

13 clips from Cosmopolis show Robert Pattinson's post-apocalyptic…

We're intrigued by the seemingly simple plot of David Cronenberg's Cosmopolis: Robert Pattinson (playing a wealthy Wall Street heir) goes to get a haircut. But like all things Cronenberg, it's going to be infinitely more complicated than that. Just watch this massive collection of sing-song dialogue, and try and… » 8/14/12 8:50am 8/14/12 8:50am

Robert Pattinson recreates Cronenberg's Videodrome and Scanners

Giving some much-deserved respect to his Cosmopolis director David Cronenberg, actor Robert Pattinson staged a photoshoot where he recreated scenes from Videodrome and Scanners. Good to see that Pattinson is happy about shoving guns in his insides and sleeping with copies of himself, like any good Cronenberg fan. » 5/10/12 2:09pm 5/10/12 2:09pm

Robert Pattinson searches for sex and a haircut in the future hell of…

The full (French) trailer for David Cronenberg's dark film Cosmopolis is out, showcasing a whole lotta sex and glimpses into the crappy "not-too-distant" future. Watch as rich boy Robert Pattinson sinks into the gritty abyss of future New York as he rides his limo in search of a haircut. » 4/19/12 8:20am 4/19/12 8:20am

Watch the first trailer for David Cronenberg's new urban hellhole flick

Hey David Cronenberg, is that a giant rat creature in your trailer or are you just happy to see us? Because we're sure as hell glad to see the first trailer for Cosmopolis, Cronenberg's adaptation of Don DeLillo's 2003 novel. In this film, Robert Pattinson tries to get a haircut while a semi-futuristic Manhattan (and… » 3/22/12 5:50am 3/22/12 5:50am

Robert Pattinson playing Edward Scissorhands? We'd rather have Johnny…

A crazy internet rumor picked up steam over the weekend. Whisperings of an Edward Scissorhands remake have been floating around, with everyone's favorite unwashed vampire, Robert Pattinson, in the lead. To which we say, "No." » 6/28/10 8:00am 6/28/10 8:00am

Let's Kill These Terrible Robert Pattinson/Spider-Man Rumors Right Now

We hear Sam Raimi's already picked his replacement director for the Spider-Man movie series: Predators director Nimrod Antal. Which is a much more pleasant rumor than the idea that Robert Pattinson will play Peter Parker. Stop these rumors now! » 1/15/10 9:00am 1/15/10 9:00am

Twilight's Vamp To Become Superhero?

If Brett Ratner has his way, a whole new demographic will have their chance to fall in love with Twilight's Robert Pattinson; he wants to see the gloomy heartthrob take the lead in his adaptation of superhero comic Youngblood. » 8/14/09 3:20pm 8/14/09 3:20pm

Bared Chests And Blood Dominate New Moon Clips

The moment Twilight fans have been waiting for has arrived: the New Moon panel and the premiere of two clips starring Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson's abs. Here's what we were able to decipher, over the screaming fans. » 7/23/09 4:23pm 7/23/09 4:23pm

Decoding The Hidden Meaning Beneath Twilights Were-Wig

A new set video shows the ever-changing wigs of the actors on New Moon, and we try to figure out what it all means. Any man may easily do harm, but not every man can rock this hair. » 6/15/09 8:00am 6/15/09 8:00am

Edward's Waxed Chest Flexes For Love, Incites Worldwide Gag Reflex

Set shots from New Moon filming reveal the most important Twilight prop ever, Edward's side abs. Embrace, my moody children in vampiric love — and then go inside, and stop wussin' up vampires. Check out the link for the many pictures of Bella and Edward groping and pouting. [Shocktilyoudrop] » 5/28/09 10:30am 5/28/09 10:30am

Twilight Should Shed Its Vampire Drag And Embrace Its Sappy Self

Let's get this out of the way first: Twilight » 11/20/08 11:20am 11/20/08 11:20am isn't as bad as you think it is. I know, I know; you all want me to tell you that it's the worst thing ever made, two hours of extreme embarrassment that I will never be able to get back, and by the way, Robert Pattinson sucks, and not in the vampire sense. Thing is,…

Now That He Owns The Souls Of Our Tweens, Pattinson Wants To Be The…

The wailing and gnashing of teeth are about to reach a climax: the Twilight » 11/19/08 4:40pm 11/19/08 4:40pm opening night approaches. But once Robert Pattinson is done driving tweens crazy, what will he do next? In a recent interview Pattinson admitted his real aim: to take over as the star of .When asked by the if he would be up for the part of…

Pattinson To Twilight Fans: Shut Up!

Last night was the red carpet premiere of the infamous tween vamp movie Twilight » 11/18/08 11:23am 11/18/08 11:23am, but the fans have been lined up for days, just hopingfor a mere glimpse of the sad-faced vamps. As early as Sunday, fans lined the streets hungry for a taste of Robert Pattinson and his messy up-do. Will they be rewarded by having…

Twilight Takes Over The Pop Charts

The soundtrack to upcoming emo vampire movie Twilight » 11/13/08 3:45pm 11/13/08 3:45pm is the best selling album in the US - but that doesn't necessarily prove that Stephenie Meyer's series is the cultural phenomenon that it's being sold as. It's actually the third movie soundtrack to take the top spot in the album charts this year, and it's nowhere…

CEO of Hot Topic Apologizes To Pleather-Clad Twilight Fans

Today in ridiculous Twilight » 11/13/08 8:00am 11/13/08 8:00am news The CEO of Hot Topic, yes seller of spiky dog collars and other angsty teen wares, has emailed the masses at fandom headquarters to apologize for ruining the Hot Topic Robert Pattinson signing in Chicago. Apparently she was afraid of another San Francisco mob scene (they gave out…

Twilight Mob Of 3,000 Descends On San Francisco Mall

The doe-eyed Robert Pattinson had to cancel his Twilight » 11/11/08 9:30am 11/11/08 9:30am signing after about 3,000 screaming fans showed up outside of the Stonestown Galleria in San Francisco. The unexpected numbers turned into a tween mob outside the mall where screaming fans pushed and trampled each other to get a closer look at Pattinson's lovely…