Sex, Anarchy, and Robert Pattinson's Hair Haunt David Cronenberg's

There are two kinds of people who will like five-minutes-into-the-future flick Cosmopolis: People want to take revenge on Robert Pattinson's hair after the Twilight movies, and people who are David Cronenberg completists. Cronenberg's latest film is a spare, unsettling tour of a New York City on the brink of collapse, … » 8/23/12 2:53pm 8/23/12 2:53pm

13 clips from Cosmopolis show Robert Pattinson's post-apocalyptic…

We're intrigued by the seemingly simple plot of David Cronenberg's Cosmopolis: Robert Pattinson (playing a wealthy Wall Street heir) goes to get a haircut. But like all things Cronenberg, it's going to be infinitely more complicated than that. Just watch this massive collection of sing-song dialogue, and try and… » 8/14/12 8:50am 8/14/12 8:50am

Robert Pattinson recreates Cronenberg's Videodrome and Scanners

Giving some much-deserved respect to his Cosmopolis director David Cronenberg, actor Robert Pattinson staged a photoshoot where he recreated scenes from Videodrome and Scanners. Good to see that Pattinson is happy about shoving guns in his insides and sleeping with copies of himself, like any good Cronenberg fan. » 5/10/12 2:09pm 5/10/12 2:09pm

Watch the first trailer for David Cronenberg's new urban hellhole flick …

Hey David Cronenberg, is that a giant rat creature in your trailer or are you just happy to see us? Because we're sure as hell glad to see the first trailer for Cosmopolis, Cronenberg's adaptation of Don DeLillo's 2003 novel. In this film, Robert Pattinson tries to get a haircut while a semi-futuristic Manhattan (and… » 3/22/12 5:50am 3/22/12 5:50am

Robert Pattinson playing Edward Scissorhands? We'd rather have Johnny…

A crazy internet rumor picked up steam over the weekend. Whisperings of an Edward Scissorhands remake have been floating around, with everyone's favorite unwashed vampire, Robert Pattinson, in the lead. To which we say, "No." » 6/28/10 8:00am 6/28/10 8:00am

Twilight Should Shed Its Vampire Drag And Embrace Its Sappy Self

Let's get this out of the way first: Twilight » 11/20/08 11:20am 11/20/08 11:20am isn't as bad as you think it is. I know, I know; you all want me to tell you that it's the worst thing ever made, two hours of extreme embarrassment that I will never be able to get back, and by the way, Robert Pattinson sucks, and not in the vampire sense. Thing is,…

Now That He Owns The Souls Of Our Tweens, Pattinson Wants To Be The…

The wailing and gnashing of teeth are about to reach a climax: the Twilight » 11/19/08 4:40pm 11/19/08 4:40pm opening night approaches. But once Robert Pattinson is done driving tweens crazy, what will he do next? In a recent interview Pattinson admitted his real aim: to take over as the star of .When asked by the if he would be up for the part of…

CEO of Hot Topic Apologizes To Pleather-Clad Twilight Fans

Today in ridiculous Twilight » 11/13/08 8:00am 11/13/08 8:00am news The CEO of Hot Topic, yes seller of spiky dog collars and other angsty teen wares, has emailed the masses at fandom headquarters to apologize for ruining the Hot Topic Robert Pattinson signing in Chicago. Apparently she was afraid of another San Francisco mob scene (they gave out…

Twilight Mob Of 3,000 Descends On San Francisco Mall

The doe-eyed Robert Pattinson had to cancel his Twilight » 11/11/08 9:30am 11/11/08 9:30am signing after about 3,000 screaming fans showed up outside of the Stonestown Galleria in San Francisco. The unexpected numbers turned into a tween mob outside the mall where screaming fans pushed and trampled each other to get a closer look at Pattinson's lovely …