What's The Difference Between A Pitbull And A Princess Of Power?

If ever there was a sign that the election needs to be over already, it may have come in the form of a newspaper suggesting that the ideal Hallowe'en gag for next weekend would be dressing up as Hillary Clinton or Sarah Palin superheroes. Yes, we knew that the Republican VP nominee was a popular choice for… » 10/25/08 11:00am 10/25/08 11:00am

Sarah Palin = Star Wars, Hillary Clinton = Star Trek

The Republicans tried to replace Hillary Clinton in the hearts of millions of women voters by giving us Sarah Palin as John McCain's running mate. But Palin hasn't quite proved to be the perfect Hillary replacement. Could it be their differing policies? Nah. It's really the fact that Hillary is totally Star Trek » 10/08/08 2:38pm 10/08/08 2:38pm,…

Are Comics Part Of The Left-Wing Media Conspiracy?

You may be wondering exactly what Sarah Palin's personal policies are, ahead of tonight's Vice Presidential Debate, and we're happy to help you with that: Apparently, she's anti-witch... or, at least, that's the message that we get from this cover from the October issue of the revived Tales From The Crypt » 10/02/08 9:00am 10/02/08 9:00am. And, as…

Is This The Robotic Truth Behind Sarah Palin?

Sarah Palin! She's what's been keeping the media occupied all week » 9/06/08 12:00pm 9/06/08 12:00pm, and not . No, it's been her cheery demeanor, her and dedication to family matters. She's the perfect Republican VP pick for everyone; rallying the base, confounding the opposition and sucking up attention like a news vacuum. But can anyone be …