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Peter Jackson Only Wishes He Could Create Such Unforgettable Creature Effects As These

Charlie Jane Anders — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 17:53:24 PDT

A Sarah Silverman lookalike gets tied up and sacrificed to the mighty ape Gorga by the prehistoric villagers in this cheesetastic scene from 1969s' The Mighty Gorga. And click through to see Gorga fight a plastic toy dinosaur.

Who Should Be The First Female Ghostbuster?

Charlie Jane Anders — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:20:00 PDT

Original Ghostbuster Bill Murray says he thinks the third GB film should include a woman putting on the gray boiler suit and showing she ain't afraid of no ghosts. Since the film will probably introduce a younger generation of ghost-smacking recruits, we're guessing it won't be Whoopi Goldberg or Ellen DeGeneres... let alone Diane Keaton. But what female comedy great should get out there and bust some ghosts?

Tom Paris is F*cking Sarah Silverman

Annalee Newitz — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 17:00:43 PST

With all this talk around the interwebz about Matt Damon fucking Sarah Silverman, and Sarah Silverman's boyfriend fucking some other dude, we were reminded of the first time somebody got to fuck Sarah Silverman on TV. Of course, it was Tom Paris from Star Trek: Voyager. What? You don't remember the freaking two-part episode where Voyager time-and-space travels to twentieth century Earth and Silverman plays an astronomer named Rain who teaches Paris to call Tuvok a "freakosaurus"? And then the two of them suck face? Well, then, allow us to refresh your memories.

Rewind for a minute, and here's the moment when Silverman and Paris first start getting all googly-eyed about each other. And she manages to insult the crew ad-libbingly while also having to mouth some writer's hideously-written lines. Poor early-career Sarah Silverman. We still wish she would fuck us. I mean, if she would do Paris then surely . . . surely Sarah Silverman would fuck io9.