Seven insane minutes of people explaining how '80s toys are satanic

Dear fellow children of the '80s — remember how we all turned into Satanists? If only we had listened to author Phil Phillips and Pastor Gary Greenwald back then, two men who realized the demonic agenda in everything from He-Man to the Smurfs. Someone assembled this video of their greatest hits, and it is mesmerizing. » 10/31/13 2:40pm 10/31/13 2:40pm

The 8 Weirdest Real-Life Science Fiction Political Ads

Elections tend to be a surreal time, what with motormouthed candidates perpetually promising a chicken in every underfunded classroom and gasoline pumps that shoot champagne instead of petrol. Here are eight times politicians channeled the realms of science fiction, horror, and fantasy for the express purpose of… » 10/15/12 10:50am 10/15/12 10:50am

Science Fiction Sunday School Comics From The 1970s Were Trippy As…

In the 1970s, Archie and Marvel Comics artist Al Hartley — who became a born-again Christian the previous decade — began writing and illustrating religious comics. Some of these evangelical funny books starred Jughead discovering Jesus, whereas others were space operas about Space Satan and his tricked-out UFO. » 8/22/12 2:40pm 8/22/12 2:40pm

Suburban Satanists chagrined that somebody stole their "VOTE FOR SATAN"…

And now, a news report that out-Satans that Christmas light fiasco that ignited the Eastern Tennessee media market last December in a geyser of hellfire. Obviously, we're not thrilled that anybody's lawn ornaments were stolen, but seriously, this is the apotheosis of regional news. » 7/03/12 10:25am 7/03/12 10:25am

Behold the "Jesus arm-wrestling Satan" sedan, perfect for riding out…

Someone somewhere in the world thought it would be a bang-up idea to slap Deviant Artist Ong Chew Peng's illustration of Jesus getting all Over The Top with Satan on the side of their automobile. I imagine the owner of this car dubs himself "The Eschatology Man" and hands out freezer-chilled copies of Left Behind novels… » 3/15/12 9:00am 3/15/12 9:00am

The Secret Satanic Conspiracy Behind Madonna's Halftime Show

Sure, M.I.A.'s waggling middle finger caused a grand mal kerfuffle among the 37 Super Bowl viewers who were still sober enough to notice it. But far more insidious symbolism was at play during the 2012 halftime show. We are referring to, of course, the subliminal Satanic-Illuminati-Freemason messages that permeated… » 2/08/12 7:20am 2/08/12 7:20am

A strong contender for the greatest movie trailer of all time (NSFW)

Dear Hollywood, please stop making movie trailers. Why? The art of the preview was perfected 29 years ago in The Philippines by the 1983 horror movie The Killing of Satan. Does The Killing of Satan also win the best title of all time contest? I wouldn't bet against it. » 1/27/12 5:30pm 1/27/12 5:30pm

Insane 1990s video equates the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with…

Did you know the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are evangelizing our children with outright Hinduism and occultism? Burn them to ashes! At least that's what the fellows from this 1990s Canadian Christian panel "Not Just Fun and Games" desire. The best part of the video is when they start informing the public that "ninjas… » 1/17/12 6:40am 1/17/12 6:40am

The catchiest New Wave song (written by a doomsday cult) of all time

This is the 1980s toe-tapper "Cathy Don't Go" (lyrics and en Español), an earworm New Wave number that almost certainly ripped off Survivor's "Jackie Don't Go." Unlike Survivor's ditty, "Cathy Don't Go" was written by the evangelical doomsday cult The Family International about how the Antichrist is controlling us through… » 1/04/12 3:00pm 1/04/12 3:00pm

In Guatemala, you light Satan on fire to celebrate X-Mas

Here's another burly Christmas tradition to complement the Krampuslauf (and the even more obscure veneration of Japanese Robotic Velociraptor Santa Claus). In Guatemala, effigies of Satan are burned on the evening of December 7 to kick off the Christmas season. » 12/25/11 8:05am 12/25/11 8:05am

Satanic Christmas light display irks Tennessee motorists

Jackie Blevins of Carter County, Tennessee has a singular dream: to display his automobiles dolled up in pure Satanic majesty at local car shows. But when his customized cars were kicked off the lot, Mr. Blevins protested the way aggrieved folks have been doing for decades — by adorning their homes with blinking… » 12/06/11 8:00am 12/06/11 8:00am