Satanic Temple Seeks To Balance Out Message Of "In God We Trust" Sign

The media-savvy Satanic Temple noted for its campaigns on behalf of equal religious representation in Florida, Michigan, and Oklahoma has a new target: an "In God We Trust" sign hanging in a public-hearing room in Clark County, Washington. » 3/19/15 4:00pm 3/19/15 4:00pm

Congressman Demands Number Change For Bill Labeled "666"

It is the year 2015, and there are still people, including elected officials, who can't hang with the number 666. Because of Satan. » 2/05/15 6:00pm 2/05/15 6:00pm

All Hail This Majestically Satanic Holiday Display

Our pals in the Satanic Temple are at it again. You'll recall the group's legal battle for equal representation among the holiday displays at Florida's state capitol; this week, it'll be unveiling the below display (the bow is a nice touch) at the Michigan state capitol. » 12/19/14 2:40pm 12/19/14 2:40pm

Thanks for clearing that up: Harlem, Georgia's Born Again Independent Baptist Church has a special message for everyone during the holiday season about free speech and two different men in red suits. » 12/16/14 3:40pm 12/16/14 3:40pm

So, What's Satan Been Up To Lately? 

Well, he's been modeling for this statue that's (hopefully) gonna be placed next to a Ten Commandments statue on the lawn in front of Oklahoma's state capitol, courtesy of those noted holiday-cheer-spreaders, the Satanic Temple. Vice has hella (sorry) more under-construction pics of the statue, right this way. » 12/12/14 2:40pm 12/12/14 2:40pm

Simon Pegg Cast As The Devil in The Gathering? Yes, Please

Some exciting news from the director of comedy-horror movie The Gathering (not to be confused with Magic: The Gathering, also in pre-production) has emerged: Simon Pegg has been cast as the devil. He'll appear in the anthology film's framing device, which director Jon Keeyes describes thusly in his Fangoria interview: » 12/11/14 9:20am 12/11/14 9:20am

Florida Agrees That Satanists Must Have Equal Representation In Capitol

The Satanic Temple scored a free-speech victory in its quest for equal representation among the Florida state capitol building's religious-themed holiday displays. » 12/03/14 3:40pm 12/03/14 3:40pm

How Rock and Roll Found Satan -- And Why That Was a Good Thing

These Are the Movies Recommended by the Church of Satan -- Here's Why

Tucked away on the official Church of Satan website is a list of recommended films, offered up without much context or explanation. Naturally, we had to find out more, so we reached out to Magus Peter H. Gilmore, the Church of Satan's High Priest. He gave us an amazing lesson on what Satanists look for in movies. » 11/07/14 1:05pm 11/07/14 1:05pm

​The 7 Most Affable Versions Of Satan Ever

Sometimes, the Devil gets a bad rap. Oh, sure, not all of the time — a lot of the time he's evil incarnate — but sometimes he's just a nice guy with a job to do, a job that just happens to be damning people's souls. Here are seven portrayals of the Prince of Darkness that prove being damned doesn't make you a dick. » 10/27/14 10:07am 10/27/14 10:07am

Daniel Radcliffe Looks Like Hell In These New Horns Stills

No pun intended. But let me assure you you've never seen the former Harry Potter looking quite like this. For those who haven't read Joe Hill's novel of the same name, some of these pictures may be spoilers, so check them out on your own recognizance, okay? » 9/26/14 2:20pm 9/26/14 2:20pm

Watch This Trailer For The Anti-D&D Movie Dark Dungeons Or Satan Wins

We previously brought you the news that Dark Dungeons, the legendary Jack Chick tract that exposed the sinister truth that playing Dungeons & Dragons is a one-way ticket to hell, was becoming a movie. Now behold the first trailer, and make a saving throw against the devil! » 5/21/14 8:00pm 5/21/14 8:00pm

Finally, A Movie Based On The Classic Anti-D&D Screed "Dark Dungeons"

If you don't know Jack Chick, or his legendary comic tracts which detail all the myriad ways Satan is gonna get your soul. None of these tracts are more belovedly insane that "Dark Dungeons," based on the idea that D&D is a direct ticket to hell. And now someone's turning it into a movie! » 3/19/14 7:00pm 3/19/14 7:00pm

Why optimistic science fiction is dead

Greetings from the post-apocalypse, folks! I apologize if my responses are short this week, but I'm writing them on the run. A bunch of mohawked Australian assholes on motorcycles have suddenly shown up, and they want to play Road Warrior while I'm on a goddamned horse. I want to know how the hell they got here. Did… » 1/29/14 8:30am 1/29/14 8:30am

Prank victims attacked by horrible mechanical devil baby

Imagine seeing an unattended stroller careening through the park. If you're not a monster, your first instinct would be to help. But if you stopped this screaming pram all you'd find inside is a demon. Gross. » 1/14/14 12:37pm 1/14/14 12:37pm

Seven insane minutes of people explaining how '80s toys are satanic

Dear fellow children of the '80s — remember how we all turned into Satanists? If only we had listened to author Phil Phillips and Pastor Gary Greenwald back then, two men who realized the demonic agenda in everything from He-Man to the Smurfs. Someone assembled this video of their greatest hits, and it is mesmerizing. » 10/31/13 2:40pm 10/31/13 2:40pm

This Is the End May Be the Greatest Stoner Movie Ever Made

I don't want to freak you out, but I think Seth Rogen's new comedy of dickish manners about the Apocalypse may be one of the Great American Stoner Epics. I'm talking Harold and Kumar level, OK? Maybe even Up in Smoke level. This is the real shit, man. » 6/12/13 2:40pm 6/12/13 2:40pm

This is how you exorcise a "gay demon"

You may remember Bob Larson, the exorcist-for-hire who conscripted his karate-chopping teenage daughters into his for-profit war with Satan. But did you know that Reverend Larson has experience expelling the dreaded "gay demon"? » 10/25/12 7:00am 10/25/12 7:00am

The 8 Weirdest Real-Life Science Fiction Political Ads

Elections tend to be a surreal time, what with motormouthed candidates perpetually promising a chicken in every underfunded classroom and gasoline pumps that shoot champagne instead of petrol. Here are eight times politicians channeled the realms of science fiction, horror, and fantasy for the express purpose of… » 10/15/12 10:50am 10/15/12 10:50am