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well, obviously, you cant get light to just stop.
Unless you have a black hole floating at the end of the saber.
Or somehow had it cone shaped with ultra-precise destructive interference of the light wavelengths.
(incidental, plasma in force shields arnt any easier then stopping light dead. Force fields are themselves one of the most impossible concepts of scifi).
@crashedpc - Haifisch: Well, no pee on the floor, I had to change the sheets... And nope they sold the same style lightsbers but they broke very very easily
@phoghat: This, this is what I'm talking about. The shotgun has barely changed ever since it was introduced into the world as the blunderbuss. The light sabre would stand no chance against one even in the Star Wars universe.
@schrodingers-katana: So you want force lightning? Good. I sense the hate growing within you. Strike me down with all your hatred and your journey to the dark side will be complete.
@OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear: Well, it's not so much hate, as a keen desire to strike people down with bolts of electricity from my fingertips. If that does make me evil, I can also invoke the pseudo-Christian Darth Vader move of repenting right before I die....
@schrodingers-katana: And Anakin only wanted to check out the dark side to help out his wife. Whatever lets you sleep at night after you kill all the younglings.
@OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear: Hey, if those younglings didn't want to get light-sabered they should have been midichlorian-negative. I blame the Force myself...
Yeah, I think people are expecting a bit much from this. The article says he makes a 3 foot long jet of plasma to illustrate the idea, but it doesn't say anything about them making anything close to the real thing. It does however say they share their findings with a crowd of people with the toy versions... which is 100% what they're holding in that promo shot. (Those things are pimp, btw. I've got the Darth Maul one)
Also, is it just me or is the carbon nanotube science's answer for just about anything? Space elevator? Carbon nanotubes. Light saber? Carbon nanotubes. Potential 21st century health risk? Carbon nanotubes.
Still, it's at least a step in the right direction. I'd love to see more scientastic shows like this...
@Akitsu: Geez, you seem to be feeling down. Why don't you munch on some tasty carbon nanotubes I just pulled out of the oven. It will make you feel better.
I always thought that a short piece of laser that could sometimes cut through anything, sometimes disintegrate old people, and deflect energy was very silly. What if light sabers were more like Larry Niven's variable swords? A length of monofiliment held rigid in a force field that glows so you don't accidentally lop off your own arm.
Of course if I had my choice of magic sace weapons I'd go with the Lazy Gun. Pull the trigger and megadeath hilarity ensues.
@Grey_Area: For my magic science fiction gadget I'd have to go with the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device from Portal. There's just something about manipulating the space time continuum with such hilarious results.
@Grey_Area: The variable sword is how I always rationalized light sabers too. The pyrotechnics when the blades collide are due to interactions of the force fields.
The agents in Matt Ruff's book BAD MONKEYS carry NC guns: you pull the trigger and your prey dies of Natural Causes (typically a stroke or a heart attack).
@Grey_Area: Except the lazy gun might decide you'd gone to far and instead kill you be detonating itself so pick your targets carefully. Wait...is that how you ended up in this universe where the Shatner/West Kung Fu wasn't filmed?
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@phoghat: Just gimme a roast Bandersnatch handmeal and a tasp and I'll be a happy sentient. Well actually, I won't really need the handmeal if I have the tasp.
@EdificeComplex: I agree. Unfortunately, if I'm honest with myself, I have to admit that one day early on I'd end up sticking the blue portal in my hallway and the orange one in my office so I could get to/from work faster, and then never get around to moving either of them ever again.
@DireWombat: In the back of my mind I've always wondered what it would actually be like if such a device was massed produced and sold to the public. Outside of the unintended consequences on the fabric of space-time, I imagine in the beginning people would use it to travel to exotic locals, rob banks and play practical jokes on friends and family. But after a while I think people would end up doing what you described: using it to go to work, send the kids to school and hoping over to the grocery store. The banality of existence is insidious.
Okay, that ended up being a lot more serious than I had intended.
@EdificeComplex: its funny you bring up the portal gun... could you theoretically have sex with yourself? could you reach yourself and give a reach a round to yourself?
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Unless you have a black hole floating at the end of the saber.
Or somehow had it cone shaped with ultra-precise destructive interference of the light wavelengths.
(incidental, plasma in force shields arnt any easier then stopping light dead. Force fields are themselves one of the most impossible concepts of scifi).
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You mean the "Light Sabers" made out of plastic tubes and cheap LEDs?
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awesome!!!!!!!!!
*hearts, then explodes*
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Mossberberg 600 stainless
magazine extension 6 + 1 in the pipe
OO buck
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Yeah, it's just "point and shoot" Used in every war since "the big one WW I"
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Successful or not, I will be in front of the TV for this one.
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Also, is it just me or is the carbon nanotube science's answer for just about anything? Space elevator? Carbon nanotubes. Light saber? Carbon nanotubes. Potential 21st century health risk? Carbon nanotubes.
Still, it's at least a step in the right direction. I'd love to see more scientastic shows like this...
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Of course if I had my choice of magic sace weapons I'd go with the Lazy Gun. Pull the trigger and megadeath hilarity ensues.
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(who am I kidding? if I had my choice of Niven known space gadgets, I'd take the sleep fields...)
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The agents in Matt Ruff's book BAD MONKEYS carry NC guns: you pull the trigger and your prey dies of Natural Causes (typically a stroke or a heart attack).
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Yeah Niven!
Variable sword
Autodoc
Stasis field
These are a few of my favorite things.
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@phoghat: Just gimme a roast Bandersnatch handmeal and a tasp and I'll be a happy sentient. Well actually, I won't really need the handmeal if I have the tasp.
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Okay, that ended up being a lot more serious than I had intended.
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Man, that is a fucking stretch right there.... Curse you, desire to make terrible puns all the time!
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If that were to come to pass, for the first time ever I would actually care about the Olympics.