I'm still traumatized from that time the King snuck into my house undetected then shoved a whopper in my face. I screamed and screamed, and when i calmed down, I gave him a cool glass of lemonade and a copy of Fast Food Nation. Then I killed him, I killed him, I killed him dead.
@Pope John Peeps II: We must stop the machines at all costs. They will create pre-packaged pop music that is calculated to appeal to the lowest common denominato- waaaait..... oh shit.
@crashedpc /sarcasm: Ever since I first saw that name I have been plagued by the mental image of two butts hovering in the sky over a ham steak island floating in a sea of orange juice. For that reason I've never had one.
@crashedpc /sarcasm: C'mon I can't be the *only* person who ever thought of that. In my defense it was over 10 years ago. There's nothing wrong with me. And if there was, I'm all better now.
@Gaudy-Mouse Muad'Dib: I waited tables in college at a Denny's and that is exactly the image i always imagined. I must say, though, that for all the negative connotations the name gives that dish, it is pure, artery-clogging deliciousness.
So long as the machines can whip up some delicious seasoned fries with a chocolate malt, and then they allow me to eat it, there's not a whole lot for me to resist.
I had a clear phone years ago. It had flashy lights too, that blinked when it rang. It wasn't a cell, but it's not like this is some revolutionary idea -- I've got a clear mini-calculator too.
05/10/09
Huzzah for composites!
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"I will ignore all attempts by marketing weasels to use science fiction tropes to sell me crap I don't need."
Repeat this five times after seeing any drek like this and your advertising induced mental fog will lift.
Aside from that preaching, it's a pretty silly commercial. But that's all it is. A commercial. Never forget this.
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Sigh. I knew it was hopeless. I'll stop being a sourpuss. Enjoy the Kool-aid in those nifty glasses!
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Fear the pah-kings.
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Not a problem for me! I thrive on the ol' WD! It's just that nasty, stinky human grease I could do without.
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"MIMETIC POLY-ALLOY DOODLE ALL DAY!!"
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JUST MAKING CONVERSATION.
aahahahahaahah!
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04/17/09
Does he even play soccer anymore?
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