Democratic Convention May Debut Use Of Poop Gun

Should you choose to protest at the Democratic National Convention this year, you may be hit with a case of a muddy bottom. The cops are reputed to be considering the use of a poop gun, otherwise known as the "Brown Note," which blasts an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate‚Ķ » 6/26/08 2:30pm 6/26/08 2:30pm