'Knotting' Is the Weird Fanfic Sex Trend That Cannot Be Unseen

I'm going to start this real slow and lay out the facts: Knotting is a popular trend in fan fiction. It involves men having sex with men like wolves. And it often leads to male pregnancy, which leads to male delivery. And the people giving birth to feces-covered babies are often members of One Direction. » 7/18/14 3:04pm 7/18/14 3:04pm

Could This Be The Most Ludicrous "Alien Seduces Humans" Scene Ever?

Here's a totally insane scene from the totally insane movie Galactic Gigolo, in which a giant broccoli from a planet of sentient vegetables comes to Earth in human disguise. To have sex with human women. And it turns out that "I'm from another planet" really is the can't-miss pick-up line. Warning: NSFW! » 7/16/14 9:00pm 7/16/14 9:00pm

New "Bionic" Dildo Allows You to Feel Things You Never Felt Before

After the arrival of bionic arms and mind-controlled exoskeletons, it was only a matter of time before we began translating these new technologies into sex toys. The Ambrosia Vibe isn't as sophisticated as other bionic technologies, but it is one step on the path to having that detachable penis you always wanted. » 6/13/14 11:28am 6/13/14 11:28am

​Could The Star Wars Sequels Be Worse Than The Prequels? Absolutely.

Did I tell you guys that after the apocalypse happened, magic returned to Earth? Yeah, it's pretty wild! One day I was stopping in a town on my mail route and then this guy told me to pick a card and put it back in the deck without him seeing. And he still knew what it was! It was crazy! Also, I'm pretty sure there… » 3/26/14 8:02am 3/26/14 8:02am