Dear young people who have Star Wars prequel nostalgia: Stop it

Yes, this time we tackle the totally new question of which Star Wars movies are better. I heard there might have been a little bit of a discussion about this subject pre-apocalypse, but it's not been explored here in the post-apocalypse. In fact, I haven't given it the tiniest bit of thought before. This is… » 2/26/14 8:17am 2/26/14 8:17am

Today's unfortunate sexbot breakthrough = a poster you can make out with

Oh, this is just downright dark. Researchers at Keio University have developed a sensing program that allows you to slobber on a digital two-dimensional image, which will react to your amorous advances. I suppose this what it's like to get to first base with General Zod when he's trapped in that Phantom Zone… » 4/02/12 8:25am 4/02/12 8:25am

Killer Sex Bot Meets Girl In Killdroid Trailer

Machete wielding man-machine Killdroid's lust for murder has been awakened by the love of a young high school girl. The new trailer for Killdroid has slashed its way onto the web, and it includes more body shots of the slimy android and the young "goth" high school girl in the throws of passion (slightly NSFW). Twitch… » 5/21/08 12:00pm 5/21/08 12:00pm

The Creepiest Sex Robots In Mass Media Right Now

Ashton Kutcher posed as a robot being "tested" by his creator, in this photoshoot for vMan magazine with famous photographer Mario Testino. (See gallery below, completely with weirdly exaggerated robo-package in his briefs.) He says he got the idea from a Gatorade ad in which someone's being tested for their physical… » 4/15/08 4:30pm 4/15/08 4:30pm

Soft Rock Sexbots Are Kinda Hot, Kinda Creepy

The Western suburbs of London were a fantastic place to be a sad android fetishist in the late 1990s. Adult contemporary radio stations in two cities, Slough and Guildford, developed Sorayama-esque android DJs, Twinkle and Talon, who wore silver bodysuits, silver hair and (in the case of Talon) a chrome bustier.… » 3/26/08 4:00pm 3/26/08 4:00pm

Cyber Sex Doll Secretly Craves Bloody Death

A lonely nerd can't tell the difference between a psychopathic Russell Crowe and a chess-playing sex-bot, and that spells death for dozens of innocent people (including the sex-bot, who secretly longs to be murdered). There's probably a lesson in this clip — the most freaktastic scene from 1995's Virtuosity — but I'm… » 3/17/08 12:02pm 3/17/08 12:02pm