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Star Trek's Nose-Job Options Are Nearly Infinite |
02/11/09
No playing a non-humanoid race though, eh?
I'm gonna totally geek out here, but my biggest complaint is that they went to the old-school Starfleet logo for uniform communicator pins. Not terribly impressed there; they didn't use the oval-backed ones from TNG, or the bar-backed ones from DS9 of Voyager, or even the dual-vertical bar-backed ones from the "future" episodes of all of the above. Bah!
02/11/09
You can bet your bottom Federation credit that my ready room is going to have a Horta-skin rug, any mysterious probes or floating space wreckage we come across will be used for target practice (at maximum range too), and any blue godlike entity that wants to borrow my spaceship is going to get a photon torpedo to the face.
Also, lets see how those damn hippie spore plants of Omicron Ceti III like it when I have Scotty teleport down a few dozen half-starved tribbles.
02/11/09
Plus, it'd also be handy the next time we come in contact with a race of alien illusionist/shape-changers who like to pick their forms directly out of our crew's minds.
I bet by the time our 5-year mission is over, we could bag ourselves a good half-dozen Miss Augusts! (Sure, some of them would probably be salt vampires, but we'll just stick them in a go go cage and have a redshirt change out their salt licks once a month, and it'll be fine!)
02/10/09
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02/10/09
How about a space opera MMORPG with decidedly non-humanoid aliens? How about living crystals, arsenic-based life or giant balloon-like creatures from jovian atmospheres?
Or is it all about the chatsex to be had with green skinned alien babes with 4 breasts?
02/11/09
02/10/09
I WANT A SPORE MMO. I DO NOT WANT A STAR TREK MMO.
LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE.
02/10/09
Mr. Potato Man...in space!
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NO
KILL
YOU
02/10/09
You can make a half-ass alien race... Joy.
Come to think of it, an alien with only half an ass might not be too bad...
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02/10/09
'they are hailing us'
'on screen'
'I amAAAAIIIEEEEEEgibbbergibbberg...'
'get's 'em every time...'
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