So, this time we'll have strippers that come on to the stage in lingerie then put on more clothing? Brilliant, Frank, real "thinking out of the box" there.
I could care less if the film was two hours of a closeup of Jessica Alba's lady bits. I'm not going to go see anything Frank Miller is attached to. That man has burned any and all bridges with me.
@Smeagol92055: Ah, but what if it was a two hour closeup of FRANK MILLER'S man bits? I don't care if you lose your lunch; I'm on a diet and everyone gets to suffer.
How about in Sin City 2 they get a stripper that actually takes her clothes off!!!
"We are going to be rigorously faithful to the comic, down to the pannel... except all the pannels with Nancy stripping. She'll have clothes on.. cause who really wants to see Jessica Alba topless?!"
in the year 480 BC 300 brave spartans weathered the assault of 80,000 persians often reported as numbering the millions for three days.
in the year 2001 AD 11 brave con-artisits defrauded the Bellagio vault of over 150 million dollars in cash assests.
in the summer of 2009 these 300 spartans, with the help of some british guy that time travels with a sonic socket wrench of some sort, will meet these 11 men, julia roberts, and andy garcia. together they will travel through space and time to face a threat so improbable al gore actually made a movie about it...
an inconvient truth of ocean's 314 in theaters summer 2009.
@Shai_Hulud: YES I think he did, I was watching some news show and the had the in memoriam for 2008 and then I saw him and I was like..... NOOOO!!!! Now movie trailer will NEVER be the same.
Am I the only one who thinks The Spirit would have been a success if they just called it Sin City 2? There would have been some plotc/character changes, but all the messing Frank Miller did to the source material to make it more like Sin City would have actually made sense.
@reddingofish: Weelll.... the movie ended with *SPOILER (I guess?)* a giant army of Spartans getting ready to fight the real Persian army, so... we get 90 minutes of "THIS. IS. SPARTA'S ACTUAL ARMY NOW THAT OUR POLITICS HAVE CLEARED UP THE WHOLE SCOUT FORCE SHENANIGANS AND WE CAN FINALLY SEND OUT, YOU KNOW, A REAL PLATOON." I think I just ruined the whole sequel.
@dubsar: Let's be fair--it was based on a comic that had nothing to do with history, which was, in turn, based on a story that had only a loose association with history in the first place. Herodotus is technically the "Father of History," but he basically just wrote down anything that he heard from two different sources.
Herodotus was the only one with pretensions to history, anyway.
@CColdsmoke: With. The Battle of Salamis represents the most significant turning point in the history of smoked meats. If Themistocles had lost there, cold cuts as we know them would never have existed.
@Citizen Kang: Well, if the Persian army according to Miller had orcs and trolls, the Persian fleet can only have krakens and Deep Ones (you know, the frog-like amphibians who worshiped Cthulhu, from The Shadow Over Innsmouth?)
@braak: I want someone to write a modern history in the style of Herodotus. It'd be like "The Weekly World News presents World War II". Churchill's out searching for Excalibur to cut down Nazi werewolves. Yamamato calls up vengeful storms to hold of the American fleet. War ends with Stalin personally marching into Berlin and beating the crap outta Hitler. It'd be awesome.
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"We are going to be rigorously faithful to the comic, down to the pannel... except all the pannels with Nancy stripping. She'll have clothes on.. cause who really wants to see Jessica Alba topless?!"
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I guess there's a state of "Having exactly enough," but that's got to be a really fine line to walk.
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in the year 480 BC 300 brave spartans weathered the assault of 80,000 persians often reported as numbering the millions for three days.
in the year 2001 AD 11 brave con-artisits defrauded the Bellagio vault of over 150 million dollars in cash assests.
in the summer of 2009 these 300 spartans, with the help of some british guy that time travels with a sonic socket wrench of some sort, will meet these 11 men, julia roberts, and andy garcia. together they will travel through space and time to face a threat so improbable al gore actually made a movie about it...
an inconvient truth of ocean's 314
in theaters summer 2009.
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Now movie trailer will NEVER be the same.
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He pretty much dialed it up to 11 on:
1) Homo eroticism
2) Historical Inaccuracy
3) Slo-Mo killing
4) Bombastic Speeches
5) Use of cripples/deformed
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Though, I guess, the Spartans did have armor.
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Herodotus was the only one with pretensions to history, anyway.
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Are they fighting with, for, or against delicious italian sausages?
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Why not? There was a sequel to Hamlet.
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Yeah. That makes perfect sense. Again.
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