The Week's Smallville Joins The Lonely Hearts Club Band

There's no way to get around it: this week's Smallville » 10/10/08 12:00pm 10/10/08 12:00pm was a return to the campy old days when they'd just steal the plot of a movie, make it a little more family friendly, insert a DC Comics character and then hope that no-one would notice. This time around, Maxima came to Earth searching for her perfect man, but…

Smallville Doesn't Care About Green People. Thankfully.

Last night's Smallville » 10/03/08 1:40pm 10/03/08 1:40pm didn't just give you a very rushed version of the origin of Green Arrow, it also gave any over-partying celeb the perfect excuse for whatever drunken behavior they want. Just stumble forward into someone's arms and remember to say these magic words: "I've been poisoned... I only have twelve…

Smallville Finale Shows No Love For Characters

Last night's season finale for Smallville ended on a big "I love you but I have to do this" cliffhanger (as Smallville so often does). Find out if Lana and Clark get back together, what terrible thing happens to Chloe (something always does), what's Lex plotting, and why Kara has been so moody lately. Full recap of… » 5/16/08 12:05pm 5/16/08 12:05pm