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    Most Embarrassing Alien Mating Scenes Of All Time [NSFW]

    Why Can't The Aliens Be Naked If They Want To?
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    Image of --Core-- --Core--
    04/18/09

    In reply to Most Embarrassing Alien Mating Scenes Of All Time [NSFW]
    I have to say... that, last video was by my favorite. That alien chick rode him hard!


    Well, actually my favorite one would be the shipped filled with women and the nice kansas girl... yada yada. (was there a title to that one?) I clicked the title link, but it seemed to take me to a different video.


    Anyways, the rest of the video clips freaked me out.. and somewhat put me in a state of shock. Good thing the ending one wasn't so bad.. well except for the alien fetus bit.. didn't really like that.


    Why do all American movies make alien women out to be so evil, seriously why!?. Compared to the Asian films I have watched, its like lemons turned into lemonade. American movies its like lemons, and then there ground up and the juice is thrown in your eyes.. whats up with that..

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    04/18/09

    @--Core--: *Shipped = ship.. my bad.
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    04/18/09

    @--Core--: The ship commanded by women is from Space Thing, which is available from Something Weird.
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    04/17/09

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    Can't believe you left you Torchwood! At least 50% of the first season was awkward alien sex - started with the usual "aliens feeding on sexual energy thing" and just got weirder from there.
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    04/18/09

    @glwtta: Yeah, but Torchwood seemed to feature more sexy sex, not awkward tentacles-coming-out-of-nipples sex.
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    04/17/09

    In reply to Most Embarrassing Alien Mating Scenes Of All Time [NSFW]
    The thrill of the hunt! The taste of the shunt!


    I love Society, as well as its obvious influence on Slither.

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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    04/17/09

    @vulcanized and zombified: You seem like someone with surpassing taste and distinction.
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    04/18/09

    @Charlie Jane Anders: I do what I can. I must give credit, though, as I have had some of the best to guide me.


    @Discodave: Slither is definitely worth a watch. It's got the Fillion, Elizabeth Banks, and awesome slug explosions.

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    04/17/09

    In reply to Most Embarrassing Alien Mating Scenes Of All Time [NSFW]
    @ Raj Saxena

    "Is that J. Peterman that Bond Girl is making out with?"


    It sure is.

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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    04/17/09

    @yrag: Oh man, you're right...
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    04/17/09

    @DumbledoreCalrissian: Not to mention Deep Space Nine's weird sex moments of course.
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    Image of DumbledoreCalrissian DumbledoreCalrissian
    04/17/09

    In reply to Most Embarrassing Alien Mating Scenes Of All Time [NSFW]
    Star Trek: TNG really was great for awkward sex moments. Or maybe I'm just remembering it that way because I watched it as a teenager, with my parents.
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    04/17/09

    @DumbledoreCalrissian: Voyager had Harry Kim's alien STD. And Enterprise had Trip's pregnancy. But for my money, TNG brought the sexual awkardness best of all.
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    04/17/09

    @DumbledoreCalrissian: Or the animated series!
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    04/17/09

    @DumbledoreCalrissian: Oops, this went up in the wrong thread. Not to mention Deep Space Nine!
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    04/17/09

    In reply to Most Embarrassing Alien Mating Scenes Of All Time [NSFW]
    By the screen cap on the first clip - the post looked *so* promising.... until...
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    04/17/09

    @firestorm888: Until what? I'm curious!
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    Image of Slatz_Grobnik Slatz_Grobnik
    12/23/08

    In reply to Why Can't The Aliens Be Naked If They Want To?
    As I recall, the spin off TV series was acceptable (discounting for the standards of the day), though canceled very, very quickly.
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    12/23/08

    In reply to Why Can't The Aliens Be Naked If They Want To?
    Thank you CJA.


    Also, am I crazy or does that not look exactly like Mulder's apartment?

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    Image of bluehinter bluehinter
    12/23/08

    In reply to Why Can't The Aliens Be Naked If They Want To?
    Now I'm going to have to dust off my old VHS copy of this and watch it again.


    You forgot to mention that not only does the hot alien chick insist upon sleeping naked, she also gets totally wasted off caffeine.


    You can bet there were more than a few people who wanted to take her out for coffee.

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    Image of Rick Batty Rick Batty
    12/23/08

    In reply to Why Can't The Aliens Be Naked If They Want To?
    CJA,
    I've gotta say that you are my favorite writer on this site. "lunar modules" is an awesome description of breasts. I wish I could find a way to cycle that into a conversation. Thanks for the laugh.
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    Image of Grey_Area Grey_Area
    12/23/08

    @Rick Batty: I prefer the term "forward sensor array".
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    Image of spookcountry spookcountry
    12/23/08

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    "Whats the problem with me sleeping naked?"


    "Well if you do I'm gonna want to have sex with you."


    "Whats sex?"


    "Well, easier to show you than explain......."


    Thats reality people!

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    Image of dirtybacon dirtybacon
    12/24/08

    @spookcountry: And, that pickup line works 25% of the time! try it tonight!
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    Image of Moff Moff
    12/23/08

    In reply to Why Can't The Aliens Be Naked If They Want To?
    There are worse things than pajamas.


    Like pants.

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    12/24/08

    @Moff: I was just about to comment on that!!

    First, we obliterate the pajamas, then down with pants!
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    Image of Sproing Sproing
    12/23/08

    In reply to Why Can't The Aliens Be Naked If They Want To?
    If her last name is D'Abo, LET HER BE NAKED!
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    Image of James7344 James7344
    12/23/08

    In reply to Why Can't The Aliens Be Naked If They Want To?
    Pajamas are ridiculous.
    If you're alone, who's going to know?
    If you're not alone, why are you wearing pajamas?
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    12/23/08

    @James7344: Well, sometimes it gets cold. In fact, as a famous style maven once said, "It is very cold... in space."
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    Image of Dr Emilio Lizardo Dr Emilio Lizardo
    12/23/08

    In reply to Why Can't The Aliens Be Naked If They Want To?
    It's really quite amazing how many posts are tagged "Breasts are the final cylon shocker"
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    12/23/08

    @DrEmilioLizardo: Yep, it's a running joke that got out of control!
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    Image of Grey_Area Grey_Area
    12/23/08

    @Charlie Jane Anders: Okay, but next time it should be "Norks are the final cylon shocker".
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    12/24/08

    @Charlie Jane Anders: I applaud the joke, and hope it continues!
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