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    Lesbian Captain Uses A Glittering Whip To Keep Her Crew In Line [NSFW]

    Most Embarrassing Alien Mating Scenes Of All Time [NSFW]
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    Image of Plague Plague
    06/26/09

    In reply to Lesbian Captain Uses A Glittering Whip To Keep Her Crew In Line [NSFW]
    Priorities. That guy has them backwards.
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    Image of Slovenly Muse Slovenly Muse
    06/26/09

    In reply to Lesbian Captain Uses A Glittering Whip To Keep Her Crew In Line [NSFW]
    Okay, I need a copy of this movie.


    Love that second clip! Damn women and our non-sci-fi loving ways. Put down the book with the big words I don't understand and ravish me already, you big hairy unattractively-underweared man!

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    Image of kolacek kolacek
    06/25/09

    In reply to Lesbian Captain Uses A Glittering Whip To Keep Her Crew In Line [NSFW]
    Where do you guys find this awesome stuff?


    ???


    Those are by far the best, most amazing breasts I have seen in forever. And they're Space Breasts, which makes them even better. Better than Space Money, Space Cars, Space Robots and Space Monsters.


    I almost forgot how sexy women looked without fake boobs and lipo.


    Hubba Hubba!


    God bless you for this post.

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    Image of phoenix phoenix
    06/25/09

    @kolacek: signed. :D
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    Image of ophmarketing ophmarketing
    06/25/09

    In reply to Lesbian Captain Uses A Glittering Whip To Keep Her Crew In Line [NSFW]
    I'm still trying to figure out what was keeping that purple triangle in place in the first clip...
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    Image of Slovenly Muse Slovenly Muse
    06/26/09

    @ophmarketing: It looks like a G-string made out of fishing line or clear elastic or something. Probably very uncomfortable. You get a pretty good view at the end of the clip when she's moving to put on clothes.
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    Image of WestMantooth WestMantooth
    06/25/09

    In reply to Lesbian Captain Uses A Glittering Whip To Keep Her Crew In Line [NSFW]
    Cone shaped 60s boobs. It's like finding prehistoric tablets or pottery.
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    Image of goldfarb goldfarb
    06/25/09

    @WestMantooth: prehistoric pottery shaped like boobies!
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    Image of RCN8 RCN8
    06/25/09

    In reply to Lesbian Captain Uses A Glittering Whip To Keep Her Crew In Line [NSFW]
    Ahhh, norks before silicon...those were better times.
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    Image of Bill-Lee Bill-Lee
    06/25/09

    @RCN8: Norks? Seriously, how old are you? Twelve? Can't you use breasts like a grown up?
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    06/25/09

    @Bill-Lee: LOL. A man who berates another for using the term "norks" here on io9 is verboten. Lookit that old man!
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    Image of riotnrrd riotnrrd
    06/25/09

    @RCN8: You guys are giving him crap over "norks" but are totally ignoring his misuse of silicon/silicone? And you call yourselves nerds!
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    06/25/09

    @riotnrrd: What's priority? Alright, then.
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    06/25/09

    @Bill-Lee: There is a long and proud tradition of using "norks" among io9 commenters... blame Garrison Dean, I think....
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    06/25/09

    @Charlie Jane Anders: I TRIED to use "bewbs", but no... Garrison just went in and swept everyone off their feet with "norks"...


    And thus began the Great Breast Nomenclature Wars of 2009.

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    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    06/26/09

    @Charlie Jane Anders: Exactly. I have a pair myself, and even I call 'em "norks" here.


    It has a certain je ne sais quoi.

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    Image of --Core-- --Core--
    04/18/09

    In reply to Most Embarrassing Alien Mating Scenes Of All Time [NSFW]
    I have to say... that, last video was by my favorite. That alien chick rode him hard!


    Well, actually my favorite one would be the shipped filled with women and the nice kansas girl... yada yada. (was there a title to that one?) I clicked the title link, but it seemed to take me to a different video.


    Anyways, the rest of the video clips freaked me out.. and somewhat put me in a state of shock. Good thing the ending one wasn't so bad.. well except for the alien fetus bit.. didn't really like that.


    Why do all American movies make alien women out to be so evil, seriously why!?. Compared to the Asian films I have watched, its like lemons turned into lemonade. American movies its like lemons, and then there ground up and the juice is thrown in your eyes.. whats up with that..

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    04/18/09

    @--Core--: *Shipped = ship.. my bad.
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    04/18/09

    @--Core--: The ship commanded by women is from Space Thing, which is available from Something Weird.
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    Image of glwtta glwtta
    04/17/09

    In reply to Most Embarrassing Alien Mating Scenes Of All Time [NSFW]
    Can't believe you left you Torchwood! At least 50% of the first season was awkward alien sex - started with the usual "aliens feeding on sexual energy thing" and just got weirder from there.
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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    04/18/09

    @glwtta: Yeah, but Torchwood seemed to feature more sexy sex, not awkward tentacles-coming-out-of-nipples... sex.
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    04/17/09

    In reply to Most Embarrassing Alien Mating Scenes Of All Time [NSFW]
    The thrill of the hunt! The taste of the shunt!


    I love Society, as well as its obvious influence on Slither.

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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    04/17/09

    @vulcanized and zombified: You seem like someone with surpassing taste and distinction.
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    04/18/09

    @Charlie Jane Anders: I do what I can. I must give credit, though, as I have had some of the best to guide me.


    @Discodave: Slither is definitely worth a watch. It's got the Fillion, Elizabeth Banks, and awesome slug explosions.

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    04/17/09

    In reply to Most Embarrassing Alien Mating Scenes Of All Time [NSFW]
    @ Raj Saxena

    "Is that J. Peterman that Bond Girl is making out with?"


    It sure is.

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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    04/17/09

    @yrag: Oh man, you're right...
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    Charlie Jane Anders was starred Charlie Jane Anders was unstarred
    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    04/17/09

    @DumbledoreCalrissian: Not to mention Deep Space Nine's weird sex moments of course.
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    Image of DumbledoreCalrissian DumbledoreCalrissian
    04/17/09

    In reply to Most Embarrassing Alien Mating Scenes Of All Time [NSFW]
    Star Trek: TNG really was great for awkward sex moments. Or maybe I'm just remembering it that way because I watched it as a teenager, with my parents.
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    04/17/09

    @DumbledoreCalrissian: Voyager had Harry Kim's alien STD. And Enterprise had Trip's pregnancy. But for my money, TNG brought the sexual awkardness best of all.
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    04/17/09

    @DumbledoreCalrissian: Or the animated series!
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    Charlie Jane Anders was starred Charlie Jane Anders was unstarred
    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    04/17/09

    @DumbledoreCalrissian: Oops, this went up in the wrong thread. Not to mention Deep Space Nine!
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    Image of firestorm888 firestorm888
    04/17/09

    In reply to Most Embarrassing Alien Mating Scenes Of All Time [NSFW]
    By the screen cap on the first clip - the post looked *so* promising.... until...
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    04/17/09

    @firestorm888: Until what? I'm curious!
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