I'm sorry, but all storms must now be rated on the Metal Tornado scale.
If it's not an unstoppable vortex of whirling jagged metal (or alternatively, some sort of evil djinn that looks like a tornado with badly CGIed red eyes), wake me when Bill Paxton shows up.
When our own moon became a threat to freedom, we acted. Now is the time! Preemptive Strike! Bomb Europa before our children end up speaking Jovian fish talk.
@Post-Nuked:
"What do we not want?" - "Prawns."
"When do we not want them?" - "Not in the immediate future, but depending on GDP growth and the current projected budgetary deficit over the next 400 fiscal quarters ........ Never!"
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With eyes typically 20-40 miles wide, it would probably be fairly easy to thread it all the way to land. You'd better have a good place to dock quickly though and get under cover...
@Gann: having been through the eye of multiple 'canes, I can tell you that even in the eye the waves are HUGE (normally). The waves were jumping about 70-90 feet when they hit the seawall during Hurricane Ike (even during the calm of the eye). Not a place you'd want to put a boat.
@Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: That is such an underappreciated movie. Sure, it's not as good as 2001. Sure, it's quite literal in comparison. But that doesn't change the fact that it's a well made, tight, 1980s sci-fi thriller.
Who knows what kind of diseases, or weapon systems with which to annihilate us those damn alien fish may count. I say, just to be sure, you should nuke the site from orbit.
@Dirk Anger: should read: "...so just to be sure, you should send me and a rag tag group of oil drillers to Europa to drill 800 feet below the surface, and plant a nuke! don't worry, we'll have Steve Buscemi with us.
@Bootknife-Jackson: Drilling water may prove hard, but I have a ship made of unobtainium, which turns water into solid and then drills it by turning it into liquid. What could go wrong?
I remember seeing something about how this basically happened on Earth as well, during a kind of super ice-age. The solar wind hit the water ice on the surface, which liberated a whole lot of oxygen, which led to a massive explosion in the complexity of life on Earth once the ice melted.
Before that, life was limited to very simple organisms.
@BadUncle: i am jewish and i would think these would be kosher fish.they might even be good to make gefilte fish with.who knows what the future might bring........
@gorehound: I always learned if it wiggles sideways- kosher! If it wiggles up and down- bad! It's a better explanation if you can do the hand movements. And are six.
So there could be fish, but maybe not? Let's send some salmon there and populate those seas, just in case. By the time we manage to build a colony there, we should have plenty of fish to create some rather delicious cedar plank filets for the people to enjoy...
There will be McDonalds for those that do not like salmon filets.
@Chuck: Very true, but Billy never hung out with the Chemical Brothers. I suppose there should be some kind of talking fish panel to determine which fish would be beneficial to have voice, or at least consistently entertaining.
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If it's not an unstoppable vortex of whirling jagged metal (or alternatively, some sort of evil djinn that looks like a tornado with badly CGIed red eyes), wake me when Bill Paxton shows up.
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Hmm, maybe that's how SyFy channel gets it's movie ideas.
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Ice fishing on Europa? I know who I'd pick for my crew. Too bad two out of three are dead- I'll still go with the third.
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Sounds like the Monster Fish show needs to pack up now and prepare for a series of shows from Europa. More fun then a Mekong Catfish!!
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@Post-Nuked:
"What do we not want?" - "Prawns."
"When do we not want them?" - "Not in the immediate future, but depending on GDP growth and the current projected budgetary deficit over the next 400 fiscal quarters ........ Never!"
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Earth for mammals!
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averages around 15-20 mph"
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With eyes typically 20-40 miles wide, it would probably be fairly easy to thread it all the way to land. You'd better have a good place to dock quickly though and get under cover...
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Of course, I'd love to try...
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"ALL THESE WORLDS
ARE YOURS EXCEPT
EUROPA
ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE
USE THEM TOGETHER
USE THEM IN PEACE"
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Who knows what kind of diseases, or weapon systems with which to annihilate us those damn alien fish may count. I say, just to be sure, you should nuke the site from orbit.
Yours truly
Michael Bay.
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xoxo
-Michael Bay
PS: but no Ben Affleck. i swear!
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No Liv 'Fishlips' Tyler, No Mission!
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Before that, life was limited to very simple organisms.
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your belf is not pleased
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Forget any kind of Mars Rover type deal.
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There will be McDonalds for those that do not like salmon filets.
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