Watch this timelapse of the Chicago River as it gets "greened"

As is tradition on St. Patrick's Day, the Irish-loving folks of Chicago turn the color of their river into a brilliant shade of green. But why watch it in real-time when you can see the whole thing done-up in fast motion? » 3/17/14 1:41pm 3/17/14 1:41pm

Everything you need to know about alcohol for your St. Patrick's Day…

Whether you're already three sheets to the wind or abstaining from booze this St. Patrick's Day, get to know a little bit more about the wet and intoxicating stuff. We've collected some of our favorite posts about the science, social science, and history of alcohol, so you'll have more to say about your beer aside… » 3/17/13 7:30am 3/17/13 7:30am

Behold, the commercial that will ruin St. Patrick's Day for everyone…

This is how you advertise for a parade! Now all we can think about is funneling beers into this fellow's eye sockets. Way to go Atlanta, you've made the creepiest commercial for a parade in the history of the internet. » 3/07/12 8:35am 3/07/12 8:35am

Have A Drokking Good Time

Who says that you can't geek out on your favorite drinking holidays? 2000AD offers you the latest piece of nerd chic to celebrate St. Patrick's Day with this bright green t-shirt featuring not just Judge Dredd, but also his Irish counterpart, Judge Joyce. Who, of course, is drinking a pint of Guinness. Not one to shy… » 2/19/08 9:30am 2/19/08 9:30am