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06/05/09
What were you expecting, serious plot development? Ha! That would have been pretty awesome had they thrown a completely decent, plot-worthy scene into the middle of this thing.
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(I kid, I kid... Canada is ok with me)
06/04/09
My *work* is less safe for work than that scene was.
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"Oh no the holodeck is going crazy and I was in the middle of my cheerleader/nurse/school teacher program." Lather rinse repeat.
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Totally.
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06/04/09
Ouch! Here's hoping the poor guy didn't read your review. "Supremely unattractive" is some harsh phrasing... The guy is dressed like a Vulcan and showing the world his "little Spock" for a few hundred bucks. Now people are saying he's too ugly for porn! 2009 just isn't his year, I guess.
I know you marked this as NSFW, but I was still a bit surprised by the cunnalingual shot, there. I'm not complaining, I've just never seen anything near that x-rated on IO9, before.
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06/05/09
I think it's kind of cool that I see io9 as running the closest in temperature to Fleshbot... and why they are my two favorite places in the Gawker universe. (They also both have the best comment community)
06/04/09
I mean for gods sake you've got Bloodcopy, an ad site for a movie. How can a porn coverage site be any worse?
(It's much better in my opinion...)
06/04/09
Consumerist isn't there either, and they don't have linkbacks to the rest of the Gawker network on their respective sites either. Defamer's basically part of Gawker main now.
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06/04/09
Sasha Grey is overhyped. Shoulda got Stoya.
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06/04/09
...And that's why you're my favourite :)
No comments on Jada Fire? I thought she was a little bland, to be honest - in everything I've seen her in she seems to have little personality beyond "Stick that in there, you stick that in the other one, I'll moan for a bit" - which is a shame when you consider how enjoyable Sasha and Aurora were in the few moments they *tried* to act before getting down to it.
The male cast were uniformly meh, in my opinion, except for Manning.
still, nice to see some Sci Fi porn getting attention. would be nice to see a terminator parody - it may end up being better than Salvation.
06/04/09
Honestly by the time I got to Jada Fire's segment my eyes were crossing with boredom. But yeah, she was awfully bland. And the way they segued into the "having sex" part of the scene was weirdly abrupt. She's like "what do we do?" and Kirk and Spock just whip out their penises. The stuff afterwards, about how she wasn't even infected, was just a bit weird.
I was also sad that Sulu did not get any!
04/16/09
How much did Hustler pay for this product placement
your readers deserve the truth
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