Unisex Metal Bikinis And Dancing Robots For Everyone!

Every late-1970s Star Wars » 10/28/08 9:34pm 10/28/08 9:34pm-ripoff had to have a cantina scene, but few of them offered as much panache as , the 1978 Japanese film. You have the dancers, wearing eye-liner, spangly metal bikini tops and g-strings, including the boys. You have the drinks-serving robot, who wears a bright pink robo-bikini. And then the…

A Desperate Light-Saber Battle On A Planet Of Sex Fiends

The most demented Italian Star Wars ripoff isn't Star Crash or The Humanoid — it's the XXX-rated The Beast In Space, which is also a quasi-sequel to 1975 supernatural bestiality epic The Beast... except in space this time. Newly on DVD, the Beast In Space has the laser gun fights and fake light sabre fights with guys… » 5/06/08 5:30pm 5/06/08 5:30pm

David Hasselhoff's Lightsaber Duel With Stop-Motion Androids

The Hoff, wearing buckets of makeup, fences with killer bots in Star Crash. The worst of the late 70s Star Wars knockoffs, Crash features lots of Harryhausen-style stop motion animation alongside widescreen space battles. Caroline Munroe has really shiny hair and low-cut tops. But my favorite character is the Southern » 1/08/08 11:20am 1/08/08 11:20am