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    The Absolute Worst Thing That Star Wars Mania Gave Us [NSFW]

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    A Desperate Light-Saber Battle On A Planet Of Sex Fiends

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    Image of Mazda Eric Mazda Eric
    08/15/09

    In reply to The Absolute Worst Thing That Star Wars Mania Gave Us [NSFW]
    Ahh...porn before AIDS it's a wonderful thing...altho porn before shaving, not so much
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    Charlie Jane Anders promoted this comment Mazda Eric was starred Mazda Eric was unstarred
    Image of atrus123 atrus123
    08/15/09

    In reply to The Absolute Worst Thing That Star Wars Mania Gave Us [NSFW]
    I think we need CharlieTube.
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    atrus123 was starred atrus123 was unstarred
    Image of gods-n-clods gods-n-clods
    08/15/09

    @atrus123: Seconded. Hilarious.
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    gods-n-clods was starred gods-n-clods was unstarred
    Image of gorehound gorehound
    08/15/09

    In reply to The Absolute Worst Thing That Star Wars Mania Gave Us [NSFW]
    Awesome.you have onnce again found a better movie than McG's T4
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    gorehound was starred gorehound was unstarred
    Image of Space2099 Space2099
    08/14/09

    In reply to The Absolute Worst Thing That Star Wars Mania Gave Us [NSFW]
    I think the Star Wars Holiday Special trumps this as the the worst thing Star Wars Mania ever gave us.
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    Charlie Jane Anders promoted this comment Space2099 was starred Space2099 was unstarred
    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    08/14/09

    In reply to The Absolute Worst Thing That Star Wars Mania Gave Us [NSFW]
    I get the feeling the robot want's to bitch slap the girl through time and space.
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    MargaretMoony was starred MargaretMoony was unstarred
    Image of Daveinva Daveinva
    08/14/09

    In reply to The Absolute Worst Thing That Star Wars Mania Gave Us [NSFW]
    A VHS tape of this movie was one of my treasured hand-me-downs in high school.

    You see, young'uns, back in my day, you had sporadic access to pornography, so every crinkled copy of Hustler or poorly-tracked VHS tape was worth its weight in gold.

    Seriously-- had they had the internet of today back in 1988, I would have never graduated.

    Bottom line: I learned to ignore the Nixon mask (and that music, God that awful music!) in order to get the job done.
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    geiko promoted this comment Daveinva was starred Daveinva was unstarred
    Image of WestMantooth WestMantooth
    08/14/09

    @Daveinva:

    God bless you, sir and God bless America.

    These kids today don't know how bad you guys had it back in the old days.
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    WestMantooth was starred WestMantooth was unstarred
    Image of HighNoon HighNoon
    08/14/09

    @Daveinva: I remember those days, back when I'd meet out in the woods to trade a favorite butterfly knife to my distant cousin for a few of his hand-me-down Hustlers. One even featured a lady in silver body paint who was pretending to be a gynoid. Yes, I made out like a bandit.
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    Charlie Jane Anders promoted this comment HighNoon was starred HighNoon was unstarred
    Image of geiko geiko
    08/14/09

    @Daveinva: Nowadays, porn finds you. And it's not even worth much, heck it's free. Ah, the internet.
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    geiko was starred geiko was unstarred
    Image of WestMantooth WestMantooth
    08/14/09

    In reply to The Absolute Worst Thing That Star Wars Mania Gave Us [NSFW]
    Wow. The subtlety of the writing about the nature of existence and how we are all about the lives that we are able to to connect with in such a limited space.

    The costume designs slight suggestion of the everlasting love through the repetition of rods and circles with the shiny metals representing the stars in space.

    The chemistry between the actress and the rod shaped teacher was just too heartbreaking. You can't fake that kind of pleasure from seeing natural chemistry.

    And my God, the cinematography. Please tell me he got more work after this.
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    Edited by WestMantooth at 08/14/09 8:14 PM WestMantooth was starred WestMantooth was unstarred
    Image of CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton) CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton)
    08/14/09

    In reply to The Absolute Worst Thing That Star Wars Mania Gave Us [NSFW]
    Her high pitched voice of hers... is grating on the soul.

    Thanks for the Friday NSFW clips CJA.
     Reply
    Charlie Jane Anders promoted this comment CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton) was starred CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton) was unstarred
    Image of regis regis
    08/14/09

    In reply to The Absolute Worst Thing That Star Wars Mania Gave Us [NSFW]
    ... a richard nixon mask?

    dude. that's pretty whacked out, right there.

    i love the infinite mirror thing on the set, though. straight out of late 70's spencer gifts, baby. back when you could buy drug paraphernalia at the mall.
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    regis was starred regis was unstarred
    Image of Go Team Venture Go Team Venture
    08/14/09

    In reply to The Absolute Worst Thing That Star Wars Mania Gave Us [NSFW]
    I like that the robot is smiling.
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    Charlie Jane Anders promoted this comment Go Team Venture was starred Go Team Venture was unstarred
    Image of Golem100 Golem100
    08/14/09

    In reply to The Absolute Worst Thing That Star Wars Mania Gave Us [NSFW]
    OMG. And I thought "Abducted by the Daleks" was the worst SF pron flick.
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    Charlie Jane Anders promoted this comment Golem100 was starred Golem100 was unstarred
    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    08/14/09

    @Golem100: Abducted by the Daleks has surprisingly high production values considering. And no, that's not a euphemism. :)
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    Charlie Jane Anders was starred Charlie Jane Anders was unstarred
    Image of HighNoon HighNoon
    08/14/09

    @Charlie Jane Anders: Yeah, but Abducted by the Daleks is still terrible porn. Did not E-JAC-U-LATE!
     Reply
    Charlie Jane Anders promoted this comment HighNoon was starred HighNoon was unstarred
    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    08/14/09

    @HighNoon:
    HA!
     Reply
    ManchuCandidate was starred ManchuCandidate was unstarred
    Image of RCN8 RCN8
    08/14/09

    In reply to The Absolute Worst Thing That Star Wars Mania Gave Us [NSFW]
    And it appears to have a budget of less than $5. The "robot" looks like it was made from a clothes hamper. Man, would that job have sucked...being made to wear a costume made from a porn-movie set clothes hamper. Yech! There was probably enough DNA in that thing to restart the human race.
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    Charlie Jane Anders promoted this comment RCN8 was starred RCN8 was unstarred
    Image of atrus123 atrus123
    08/14/09

    In reply to The Absolute Worst Thing That Star Wars Mania Gave Us [NSFW]
    I'm eternally impressed with Charlie for being able to find these... uh... gems.
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    atrus123 was starred atrus123 was unstarred
    Image of HighNoon HighNoon
    08/14/09

    @atrus123: Agreed. It's hard work, but someone has to do it. ;-) Personally I want to know where to find one of those vac robots to cause scantily clad space women to hang out masturbating on my carpet.
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    Charlie Jane Anders promoted this comment HighNoon was starred HighNoon was unstarred
    Image of Tomb: R.O.A.C.H. Tomb: R.O.A.C.H.
    08/14/09

    In reply to The Absolute Worst Thing That Star Wars Mania Gave Us [NSFW]
    "You are turning me into a mechanical masturbater."

    ... Please kill my ears.
     Reply
    Charlie Jane Anders promoted this comment Tomb: R.O.A.C.H. was starred Tomb: R.O.A.C.H. was unstarred
    Image of Alf Shot The FUD Alf Shot The FUD
    08/14/09

    In reply to The Absolute Worst Thing That Star Wars Mania Gave Us [NSFW]
    Still better than anything Uwe Boll has made.
     Reply
    Charlie Jane Anders promoted this comment Alf Shot The FUD was starred Alf Shot The FUD was unstarred
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