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1. Scott discovers that they do not have enough tinsel to decorate the tree.
2. Chloe cries about how she will miss her mother this holiday season.
3. Scott use Stargate to go down to a tinsel planet.
4. Meanwhile Lou Diamond Philips (pretending he is Young using the comm stones) drops by Mrs. Young's house for some mistletoe fun.
5. Tinsel is actually alien life form that puts a strangle hold on Scott.
6. Chloe cries because Scott might die. Eli comforts her.
7. Santa Claus appears, loads up Scott and flies through Stargate just as it is about to close.
8. Chloe stands up overjoyed, kneeing Eli in the groin when she sees all the hoiday miracles.
9. Destiny goes to light speed.
10. Eli says "God bless us everyone", to much laughter.
@omnibus_spiritus: You forgot to include Rush being grumpy and against the idea of celebrating Christmas, and Eli making some semi-oblique yet still mainstream SciFi reference.
I love marathons. There is no holiday that isn't made better with some kind of marathon. Movies are not marathons. (Well some series of movies, but then the most you can really get is a like 6 hours in most cases...though the local cheap theather just had a 12 hour day of LOTR...) I intend to finally sit down and watch The Sarah Conner Chronicles as my holiday marathon.
@RandomFrequentFlierDent-Hogswatch!: How bad is it that the current SG series was parodied by the original SG series some 5+ years before the current one aired?
I really need to get SG-1 & SGA on dvd so I can marathon through them at a whim... (Hulu not an option for a slow/capped connection like mine)
@ThirzaLepidus: My significant other (a master at internet shopping) found me all 10 seasons of SG-1 for $100, somewhere on the internet. I wish I could be more helpful, but we're currently in different provinces - it's out there though, somewhere.
@LittleDragon: I'm a big fan of the young-Teal'c, young-Daniel exchange. Also, invisible Jack. And the closing scene with Walter. And the fake interviews with the Wormhole X-treme actors. And . . . yep, this could go on for a while.
@RandomFrequentFlierDent-Hogswatch!: OMG it's Finn! I completely forgot that actor was in this episode of SG1. A Glee and SG crossover! I wonder how good Amanda Tapping's signing voice is?
@Davio: You don't suffer alone - apparently they're still pissed off about the whole "party crashing/looting and torching of the White house " incident because we Canadians are also denied Hulu access. It's just not fair.
@GreyHammer: Seriously (without commenting on the actual quality of the show), the whole premise (oh no! we're trapped x-distance from earth, we'll never get home!) has been used a couple of times in SG-1.
Carter always wrapped the whole thing up in two episodes at the most.
I'm starting to think that Rush's arrogance comes from his desperate attempts to mask the fact that he's just not very good with Ancient tech. I suspect even Dr. Lee could show him up.
@RandomFrequentFlierDent-Hogswatch!: seriously my point. there are dozens of time on SG-1 where they are stuck stranded etc. Carter always used super math and saved them. the whole premise of the show is weakened by the fact it takes place in an IP that daniel jackson died a dozen times and carter makes naquita reactors out of scrap metal. rush seriously sucks at his job.
@GreyHammer: Yup, thinking back to the number of times they've ended up on a planet with no DHD/power source and then the ways they got around it - one time there was a cold-fusion plant. A cold-fusion plant.
At this point I can only assume that the whole thing was a set up for the SGC to get rid of a bunch of useless/annoying people without having to pay them severance. Well played SGC, well played.
This show blows because of its glacial pacing and the incredibly dull characters. I think looking for fault in the portrayal of female characters is a bit nit-picky.
If there is going to be criticism on the portrayal of characters, it should be on the fact that that every minority character is portrade as violent, incompetent, scheming, or untrustworthy.
SGU has the first Black NON-alien on a Stargate show and the character has to be the 'angry black guy' way to go SyFy.
Maybe if the writers/producers step back from the characters and instead of trying to write "Lt Dumbass, sounds/acts like Colonel Competent", they just wrote people and assigned genders to them, they could figure out what they actually want versus what they actually need. Perhaps we'd get some more solid characters in general out of that.
I in fact recommend this as a writing excessive -- just write a character without pre-assigning a gender to them and see whether they turn out to be male or female. The results can be freakish/cool.
But back to the show, it's fine to have characters that have sexuality, but what's the point in forcing them to put it out there and let it all hang out when that isn't something they would be doing in a realistic situation? If SGU was realistic, somebody would have gotten raped by somebody by now. How's that for sexuality? Where are the abusive relationships, the psychotic mind-jobs and vindictive revenge-sex sessions? If we have to deal in extreme sexual situations, at least make it interesting. Don't just throw random naked people at us. It's crude.
@firstanointed: You've got a point with the writing theory - CCH Pounder's character in The Shield was written from day one as male, and they continued that long after she was cast in order to make her a formidable presence within the testosterone hothouse that was The Barn.
@firstanointed: And the done-to-death love triangle of "nerd loves slutty girl loves jock" really offends me. They seriously couldn't some up with a better angle?
I've always tried to ignore what Robert C. Cooper says as much as possible.
One thing I noticed when comparing the Stargate: The Ark of Truth commentary to the Stargate: Continuum commentary is that Cooper seems much more interested in the technical aspects of making television than he is in the actual development of story or character. There's nothing wrong with that, but I don't think it's a coincidence that some of my least favourite parts of Stargate SG-1 come from episodes in which Cooper has been heavily involved as a writer or director.
It's too early for me to say whether I would commit to another season of Stargate Universe. The mid-season finale intrigued me, sure, but I need to see how the rest of the season plays out before I make any decisions.
"There's been criticism about the female characters. Some of it seems to suggest that having characters who are at all sexual automatically makes a show sexist, that anything less than a neutered "Star Trek" ideal is somehow bad."
Lot's of scifi shows deal with sex on a regular basis, but in an adult manner. What you do is portray women as gun toting blow up dolls, complete with lingering nipple-level POV shots and steamy shower voyeur clips. That wasn't sexual, you say? O RLY? So, where was Eli's magical scrub session? Uh huh, that's what I thought.
"I don't think we over-use it; I directed the Kino episode."
I don't think my sh*t stinks, and I should know, as I'm the one who just shat it.
*rolls eyes* Whatever Cooper, keep blaming the fan base for your ineptitude.
08:57 AM
Christmas
1. Scott discovers that they do not have enough tinsel to decorate the tree.
2. Chloe cries about how she will miss her mother this holiday season.
3. Scott use Stargate to go down to a tinsel planet.
4. Meanwhile Lou Diamond Philips (pretending he is Young using the comm stones) drops by Mrs. Young's house for some mistletoe fun.
5. Tinsel is actually alien life form that puts a strangle hold on Scott.
6. Chloe cries because Scott might die. Eli comforts her.
7. Santa Claus appears, loads up Scott and flies through Stargate just as it is about to close.
8. Chloe stands up overjoyed, kneeing Eli in the groin when she sees all the hoiday miracles.
9. Destiny goes to light speed.
10. Eli says "God bless us everyone", to much laughter.
09:10 AM
Otherwise, perfection!
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Actually, considering his Scottish-ness Scrooge might be a better comparison.
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... and 'Serenity' is an 'old movie'?
Jeez, that was quick, I'm starting to feel like Sol Roth ... pass me a Soylent cracker and some strawberry jam, and book me a place at the 'clinic' :)
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It never gets old . . .
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I really need to get SG-1 & SGA on dvd so I can marathon through them at a whim... (Hulu not an option for a slow/capped connection like mine)
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Founded by the 'wrong' bunch of Puritans, dontcha know ...
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On the flip side you gave us Yanks Doctor Who and Shaun of the Dead. So that's a plus.
09:28 AM
We're holding Hulu hostage until you give us Spotify...
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08:57 AM
Carter always wrapped the whole thing up in two episodes at the most.
I'm starting to think that Rush's arrogance comes from his desperate attempts to mask the fact that he's just not very good with Ancient tech. I suspect even Dr. Lee could show him up.
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At this point I can only assume that the whole thing was a set up for the SGC to get rid of a bunch of useless/annoying people without having to pay them severance. Well played SGC, well played.
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12/14/09
If there is going to be criticism on the portrayal of characters, it should be on the fact that that every minority character is portrade as violent, incompetent, scheming, or untrustworthy.
SGU has the first Black NON-alien on a Stargate show and the character has to be the 'angry black guy' way to go SyFy.
12/14/09
I in fact recommend this as a writing excessive -- just write a character without pre-assigning a gender to them and see whether they turn out to be male or female. The results can be freakish/cool.
But back to the show, it's fine to have characters that have sexuality, but what's the point in forcing them to put it out there and let it all hang out when that isn't something they would be doing in a realistic situation? If SGU was realistic, somebody would have gotten raped by somebody by now. How's that for sexuality? Where are the abusive relationships, the psychotic mind-jobs and vindictive revenge-sex sessions? If we have to deal in extreme sexual situations, at least make it interesting. Don't just throw random naked people at us. It's crude.
12/14/09
12/14/09
12/14/09
One thing I noticed when comparing the Stargate: The Ark of Truth commentary to the Stargate: Continuum commentary is that Cooper seems much more interested in the technical aspects of making television than he is in the actual development of story or character. There's nothing wrong with that, but I don't think it's a coincidence that some of my least favourite parts of Stargate SG-1 come from episodes in which Cooper has been heavily involved as a writer or director.
It's too early for me to say whether I would commit to another season of Stargate Universe. The mid-season finale intrigued me, sure, but I need to see how the rest of the season plays out before I make any decisions.
12/14/09
Lot's of scifi shows deal with sex on a regular basis, but in an adult manner. What you do is portray women as gun toting blow up dolls, complete with lingering nipple-level POV shots and steamy shower voyeur clips. That wasn't sexual, you say? O RLY? So, where was Eli's magical scrub session? Uh huh, that's what I thought.
"I don't think we over-use it; I directed the Kino episode."
I don't think my sh*t stinks, and I should know, as I'm the one who just shat it.
*rolls eyes* Whatever Cooper, keep blaming the fan base for your ineptitude.
12/14/09
12/15/09
in any case, I totally agree!
12/15/09
12/14/09
Well that just ruined my day.