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It's Always Space Battle O'Clock With Star Wars Clock
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Last time I checked, the DEATH STAR was an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet. Why not just destroy Yavin?
Yavin destroyed; the Rebel moon base is now in range.
You may fire when ready...
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Your some whiny farmhand from a backwater planet who joined up for a little excitement and because some spoiled princess promised to put out if you did. You're standing around the entrance, drinking some Tang and looking out at the lush forest, listening to the sounds of Yavin Ewoks humping.
Then, the planet your moon revolves around EXPLODES!!! No warning. Just ka-FUCKING-boom!!!! There's chunks of planet raining down on your happy little forest. The Ewoks stop humping just long enough to die a horrible death.
The Empire looks pretty good right about now and the stormtroopers have better uniforms.
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@Dr Wadd: Couldn't they have just hit the edge of Yavin, and put a little english onto it so it would put the rebel base into the corner pocket, so to speak.
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Or how bout this! A Deathstar in the middle with a green LED second hand!
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8 o'clock ≠TIE Bomber
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Or he just found a bunch of the three pewter-finished sets for dirt cheap. They also had a jumbo-sized brass-finished pack.
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