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    Image of Wookie1972 Wookie1972
    11/15/09

    In reply to What Comes After 2012? 2011!
    Dude, Keir Dullea is still alive. #2012
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    11/15/09

    In reply to What Comes After 2012? 2011!
    F T W ! #2012
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    Image of GenericWhiteGuy GenericWhiteGuy
    11/15/09

    @phoghat: W T F ! #2012
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    Wookie1972 promoted this comment GenericWhiteGuy was starred GenericWhiteGuy was unstarred
    Image of Wookie1972 Wookie1972
    11/15/09

    @GenericWhiteGuy: Been waiting to use this. #2012
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    Image of Bootknife-Jackson Bootknife-Jackson
    11/15/09

    In reply to What Comes After 2012? 2011!
    okay, but here are my official hollywood big shot notes:

    1) what hair will Nic Cage go with!?

    2) they contact the ailiens by breaking in to the closed down launch site and using the machine from Contact!

    3) they DO get word to the president that there's all these thingies flying at earth! and so he cowboys up and leads the F-15's HIMSELF! and they start shooting at the monoliths! BUT-- they run. out. of. missiles! and just as Randy Quaid is about to fly his airplane into the biggest monolith--

    4) Jeff Goldblum, a government advisor, and SCIENTIST- whos been against the attack from the start, and pacing around the radar room all this time, grabs the radio from Helmsley and shouts out stuff about how maybe they're here to help, because it's all about chaos theory...or whatever... so they break off the attack.

    5) when old Shia is putzing around, confessing his love for Nic Cage (this is the documentery part of the film, we'll use shakey cam, people like that!) and swearing to continue his father's work with communicating with extra terrestrials, BOOM! Optimus Prime explodes from the earth's core, where he's been burried for a million zillion years! and he decides to use the Spark of Imagineering to bring back Nic Cage-- in the form of MoCap Tom Hanks! who proceeds to address the camera and convince the audience that Santa does exist, through a fun little song and dance number. possibly involving a train, and some kidnapped children (also played by Hanks).

    BEST. MOVIE. EVER. #2012
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    Image of Golem100 Golem100
    11/14/09

    In reply to What Comes After 2012? 2011!
    You left out the Time Tunnel guys and Scott Bakula making a Quantum Leap. *sigh* And it was going so well. #2012
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/14/09

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    2011: The Year Nothing Happened While We Wait for 2012. #2012
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    Image of Annalee Newitz Annalee Newitz
    11/14/09

    In reply to What Comes After 2012? 2011!
    I wish somehow we could get Benji the dog in here . . . using motion capture from one of those guinea pigs in that guinea pig in space movie . . . oh wait . . . #2012
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    Image of Dr Emilio Lizardo Dr Emilio Lizardo
    11/14/09

    In reply to What Comes After 2012? 2011!
    That sounds brilliant Graeme, but I do have one question; would any of that have made a lick of sense if I had seen "2012?" #2012
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    Image of Bootknife-Jackson Bootknife-Jackson
    11/15/09

    @Dr Emilio Lizardo: i dunno, did any of 2012 make a lick of sense having NOT seen 2011!? HAH! Computer logic-0, Kirk Logic- 1! #2012
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    Image of DrMathochist DrMathochist
    11/14/09

    In reply to What Comes After 2012? 2011!
    You're insane and I'm scared now.

    Scared LIKE A FOX! #2012
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    Image of Smeagol92055 Smeagol92055
    11/14/09

    In reply to What Comes After 2012? 2011!
    Graeme, you know it's rude to smoke whatever it is you're smoking and then not share. #2012
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    Image of Bigdamnhero Bigdamnhero
    11/14/09

    @Smeagol92055: Puff puff pass, Graeme. Come on, now.
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    Edited by Bigdamnhero at 11/14/09 5:25 PM Bigdamnhero was starred Bigdamnhero was unstarred
    Image of Roklimber Roklimber
    11/14/09

    In reply to What Comes After 2012? 2011!
    Any movie where Cage dies is good enough for me. Any alternate reality where he was never an actor to begin with is even better. #2012
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    Image of Im_your_Huckleberry Im_your_Huckleberry
    11/14/09

    @Roklimber: Rok, even in this reality Cage isn't an actor...hack... hack.) #2012
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    Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. promoted this comment Im_your_Huckleberry was starred Im_your_Huckleberry was unstarred
    Image of Dr Emilio Lizardo Dr Emilio Lizardo
    11/14/09

    @Im_your_Huckleberry: The sad part is, Cage used to be a really great actor. Raising Arizona, Wild at Heart, Honeymoon in Vegas, Red Rock West. Since then, there's been a lot more bad than good. I liked him in Matchstick Men, Adaptation and The Rock. But there's been a whole lot o' crap. #2012
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    Image of Im_your_Huckleberry Im_your_Huckleberry
    11/14/09

    @Dr Emilio Lizardo: Good points. His earlier stuff was good, Moonstruck, Rumblefish, Raising Arizona, Leaving Las Vegas. Hell, I even liked him in Peggy Sue Got Married. But, sometime along the way, he fell prey to the Marlon Brando syndrome and started mailing in his roles. You're right though. There has been a lot of crap. #2012
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    Image of NerD: Blattella NerD: Blattella
    11/15/09

    @Dr Emilio Lizardo: He's our Charlton Heston. #2012
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    Image of CoffinDodger (If the typos crap. Blame my keyboard) CoffinDodger (If the typos crap. Blame my keyboard)
    11/14/09

    In reply to What Comes After 2012? 2011!
    Will all this involve Nic Cage's randomly changing Hair piece??? #2012
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    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    11/14/09

    @CoffinDodger (If the typos crap. Blame my keyboard): It'll be a damn FESTIVAL of toupees! A different one in every scene! Shia will carry his dad's favorite around to remember him by! #2012
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    Image of cadrina cadrina
    11/14/09

    In reply to What Comes After 2012? 2011!
      #2012
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    Image of Wookie1972 Wookie1972
    11/14/09

    In reply to What Comes After 2012? 2011!
    Or just re-release Knowing. #2012
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    Image of cletar cletar
    11/14/09

    In reply to What Comes After 2012? 2011!
    Graeme, you're getting over-heated. Why don't you go lie down for a while? #2012
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    Image of goldfarb goldfarb
    11/14/09

    In reply to What Comes After 2012? 2011!
    what's amazing about this article is that you seem to have found the exact combination of elements that will trigger in me a Postal Worker Style Killing Spree(tm).
    well done.
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    Edited by goldfarb at 11/14/09 12:22 PM goldfarb was starred goldfarb was unstarred
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