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I Got Them Alien-Possessed Trucks Taking Over The Planet Blues
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I'll have to remember that one, but how often can you work that into a conversation?
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nah, sorry, you're out of luck there.
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there now you have one cornhole
09/28/09
But I am imagining the real life production day; even though they wouldn't have had the couple actually present for filming the kids, I picture the director saying something like, "okay kids, for this scene I want you to rock back and forth like you're in the throes of sexual ecstasy , and make faces like you're about to come!".
Of course when working with kids, parents or guardians have to be present. - "It's okay sweetie, do it for daddy. We need to make that car payment, don't we. "
And that's just waaay more scary than some badly written screenplay.
09/28/09
Yeah, we probably are supposed to imagine that, especially since the female body becomes capable of getting pregnant long before it's capable of carrying the pregnancy to term.
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If you can't say anything nice, at least say something funny.
09/28/09
It doesn't, but it certainly counts as syfy.
09/29/09
I would hardely count the alien movies as horror. A few OMG POPOUT moments but thats about it. I was refering more the even horizon type films, take a good idea and turn it into a boring gorefest. I mean damn, if shits going that bad off yourself already and be done with it.
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Also? Blah blah blah, Io9 does Modern Fantasy. Blah blah blah, it's a god-damn blog, don't read it if it doesn't interest you. Blah blah, SHUT. UP.
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If we change "space" for, say, a submarine, it's a monster movie and not necessarily a sci-fi movie. How many things do you need to change to make it a sci-fi but not horror movie?.
EDIT: In space no one can hear your screams.
It doesn't get more horror-y than that, even if you change the alien for demons you get doom, which is more of an action movie.
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That said, she's totally faking it.