Allison Scagliotti battles a virgin-killing abstinence educator!

Having Warehouse 13 withdrawal symptoms? The new movie Chastity Bites, coming to DVD on Feb. 11, could seriously help. Allison Scagliotti, aka Claudia, stars as a girl who discovers her local abstinence educator is actually the immortal Elizabeth Bathory, who bathes in virgin blood. » 2/06/14 7:45am 2/06/14 7:45am

How Re-Animator: The Musical makes intestines attack people, live on…

The stage version of Re-Animator was supposed to end its run the other day, but it's been extended until the end of May. Unlike Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark, Re-Animator: The Musical is a low-budget DIY affair. » 3/30/11 7:00am 3/30/11 7:00am

Enough rare cult movie interviews to kill your productivity for the…

A young Bruce Campbell talks about growing up with Sam Raimi, surrounded by monstrous heads. It's just one of the many, many delights available in The Incredibly Strange Film Show, a 1988-1989 British series about "psychotronic movies" that's on YouTube. » 10/07/10 7:30am 10/07/10 7:30am

Why Jeffrey Combs is our ultimate avatar of sexy weirdness

You're already a fan of Jeffrey Combs. Maybe you've seen him play a slew of all-too-human aliens on Star Trek, maybe you've watched him go too far in Re-Animator. But we bet you haven't seen all his great genre roles. » 10/05/10 5:30pm 10/05/10 5:30pm

H.P. Lovecraft Film Festival and CthulhuCon to ensnare Portland this…

Heads up to West Coast io9ers — a Lovecraft-themed gathering will be going down in Portland this weekend. The list of events includes screenings of eldritch cinema and literature, an appearance from Stuart Gordon, and other sundry mind-bending activities. » 9/27/10 11:20am 9/27/10 11:20am

You Know You're In A Really Shitty Dystopia When They Spy On Your Sex…

Christopher Lambert is stuck in a prison cell with half a dozen sweaty dudes, but at least he can dream about sex with his wife, right? Wrong! The Men-Tel Corporation's brain monitors observe his wet dream and give him nausea. » 10/14/09 1:07am 10/14/09 1:07am

Unprotected Sex With A Witch Is More Dangerous Than You Think [NSFW]

Stuart Gordon has spent most of his cinematic career turning H.P. Lovecraft tales into perverse, creepy, and silly movies. And his "Dreams in the Witch House" episode of Masters of Horror is epic Lovecraft madness that crosses string theory with witch sex. » 5/21/09 11:03pm 5/21/09 11:03pm

It's Cthulhu's Special Holiday Meal! [NSFW]

Nothing says holiday celebration better than this fantastic Cthulhu-worship scene from Stuart "Re-Animator" Gordon's best movie of the new millennium, Dagon » 11/26/08 9:08pm 11/26/08 9:08pm. Gordon is a master of Lovecrafty material, and this retelling of "The Shadow Over Innsmouth" stays true to the original story, though the director adds a few,…

Neal Adams' Vision For The Forever War That Never Was

Now that we're all excited about Ridley Scott's Forever War » 10/16/08 3:40pm 10/16/08 3:40pm movie, it's worth looking back at the version by Stuart Gordon () that we almost had in the early 80s. Gordon, who later worked with Forever War author Joe Haldeman on , came close to making a PBS miniseries of the epic war novel, but ended up turning it into…

Headless Zombie, Meet Helpless Scientist. Naked. (NSFW)

This is something I've been wanting to share with you for a long time: The very best visual pun to hit the B-movie screen EVAR. Plus, this could be the most perverted thing I've ever seen. Well, let's just say it's among the most perverted, how's that? From classic 1980s horror flick Re-Animator, directed by… » 7/08/08 5:15pm 7/08/08 5:15pm

This Week's TV: Giant Rats, Alien Sex, And Stuart Gordon's Ultimate…

Cancel those Fourth of July plans! This is going to be a totally righteous week of science fiction television. First, there's a new Middleman, featuring those Mexican wrestlers we showed you a while back. And then, giant human-eating rats are going to fight environmentalists, to see who rules science TV. There's a new… » 6/30/08 9:00am 6/30/08 9:00am

Gooey Monsters, Other Dimensions, and (Of Course) Boobies [NSFW]

For those of you who have had the pleasure of watching Stuart Gordon's masterpiece Re-Animator, his 1986 follow-up movie From Beyond is sure to please. It's pretty much the same cast, including a weirdly hot Jeffrey Combs, and is based extremely loosely on an H.P. Lovecraft story. Basically what happens is that a… » 5/30/08 5:12pm 5/30/08 5:12pm

The Most Awesome Transforming Robot Battle In Movie History

A massive battle-robot, piloted by Achilles (Gary Graham) flies up into space, only to get shot in the foot and crash back to Earth, in this amazing sequence from 1989's Robot Jox. Achilles' robot fighter then transforms into a massive tank to take the fight to his Russian attacker's four-legged war-machine. Achilles… » 4/14/08 5:20pm 4/14/08 5:20pm

"House of Re-Animator" Is Go, With William H. Macy Starring

At last, proof that Re-Animator 4, also called House of Re-Animator, is definitely in the works. William H. Macy (whom you may have seen in bloodfest Fargo) told press at Sundance that the politically-charged movie — in which a George W. Bush-style prez orders the re-animation of his VP — will definitely be… » 1/28/08 2:00pm 1/28/08 2:00pm

First Details About Jonny Quest And The Flash

Morning spoilers is your rude awakening to the TV and movie news of tomorrow. Every morning, we collect plot and casting secrets, plus the occasional crazy rumor. Click through to find out which version of the world's fastest superhero, The Flash, appears in his solo movie. Also, details of Jonny Quest and another new… » 1/03/08 6:20am 1/03/08 6:20am

Re-Animator Flick On Hold Because Zombies Are Way Too Political

My heart is breaking because Jeffrey Combs just told SciFi Wire that we may be waiting a lot longer for the much-anticipated House of Re-Animator, the fourth in the Re-Animator series, and the second to be directed by its anarchist-comedian mastermind, Stuart Gordon. Apparently its political message, about a zombie… » 10/08/07 11:59pm 10/08/07 11:59pm

Must See: Re-Animator

Must-see movies are futuristic classics that shouldn't be missed. Of course, not every must-see is perfect. That's why we've rated them 1-5 on the patented "crunchy goodness" scale.

Title: Re-Animator
Date: 1985

Vitals: True goodness equals mad science plus slapsticky grossouts plus Jeffrey Combs in an early,… » 9/30/07 9:58pm 9/30/07 9:58pm