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    The Rock Stars Align for Vampire Comedy "Suck"

    Sibling Double Dates And Cloned Dr. Who Ex-Boyfriends? The Future Sucks

    Vampire Comedy Has Musicians Lining Up to Suck

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    Image of gorehound gorehound
    08/14/09

    In reply to The Rock Stars Align for Vampire Comedy "Suck"
    This will not be a disaster !!!!
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    Image of Anekanta - Go Play! Anekanta - Go Play!
    08/13/09

    In reply to The Rock Stars Align for Vampire Comedy "Suck"
    This looks like a very fun B-movie. Sure, it's gonna be cheesy as hell, and probably awkward, but I'd go see this over most big budget films these days.
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    Image of PostMarque PostMarque
    08/13/09

    In reply to The Rock Stars Align for Vampire Comedy "Suck"
    Do you think 'You Suck: A Love Story" by Christopher Moore, should become a miniseries/movie?
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    Image of b-a-n-a-n-a-s b-a-n-a-n-a-s
    08/13/09

    @PostMarque: Absolutely. My fav. vamp feature from those books is that vampires get drunk from eating drunks. Love it
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    jajbowler promoted this comment b-a-n-a-n-a-s was starred b-a-n-a-n-a-s was unstarred
    Image of jajbowler jajbowler
    08/13/09

    @PostMarque: i wish most any christopher moore book would become a movie. i think 'the stupidest angel' could be a great flick.

    my sister saw him speak at a book store, and apparently the film rights to all his books have been purchased, so i just keep my fingers crossed.
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    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    08/13/09

    @b-a-n-a-n-a-s: Spider Robinson postulated that concept in the 1970's.
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    Image of thursdaynext27 thursdaynext27
    08/13/09

    @jajbowler: Even Lamb? I can't imagine a studio brave enough to touch that one. HBO or Showtime: maybe.
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    Image of jajbowler jajbowler
    08/14/09

    @thursdaynext27: i'm not sure who owns the rights to each. I'd agree maybe an HBO miniseries could do it justice, and may not attract as much negative attention (/protests from crazies) as a feature film.
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    Image of PostMarque PostMarque
    08/15/09

    @jajbowler: I want to see The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Bay to go first... to listen to the Dog talk about Food Guy and Alternate Food Guy, and the Former Barbarella Lead Actress slip into her alter-personality to go all Warrior Chick... the movie has everything!
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    Image of bonniegrrl bonniegrrl
    08/13/09

    In reply to The Rock Stars Align for Vampire Comedy "Suck"
    And yet the music still "sucks."

    At least they don't sparkle.
    And gold star for using Henry Rollins.
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    Image of jbq jbq
    08/14/09

    @bonniegrrl: Mmm, the music did NOT inspire me to want to watch that. On the oter hand, Dave Foley, and maybe most importantly, Malcolm McDowell, did that. As much as I like Iggy Pop, I don't really need to see films just because he's in them, same with Alice Cooper (unless John Carpenter directs). Hell, I stuck with Heros as long as I did just because of McDowell.
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    Image of mekki mekki
    08/13/09

    In reply to The Rock Stars Align for Vampire Comedy "Suck"
    When was the last time we had a vampire comedy-drama? (I am not counting "Lesbian Vampire Killers" because I am saying "comedy".) Anyway, the last one I can think of was "Blood and Donuts". Now if this movie is as half as fun as that movie was, I am shall be a happy fangirl.

    And, oh, hey, Merton Dingle! Yeah!
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    Image of Anekanta - Go Play! Anekanta - Go Play!
    08/13/09

    @mekki: Absolutely--this does remind me of Blood and Donuts with the dark humour and indie feel. It has Telefilm Canada grant written all over it.
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    Image of jbq jbq
    08/14/09

    @mekki: LVK was bad, was it? I haven't seen it yet, but was really looking forward to it... Care to share your experience?
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    Image of Little Time Bomb Little Time Bomb
    08/10/09

    In reply to Sibling Double Dates And Cloned Dr. Who Ex-Boyfriends? The Future Sucks
    Oh Suck you had me at Henry Rollins. The man is my kryptonite. I will see any crap movie for him. *Ahem* Johnny Mneumonic I'm looking at you.
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    Image of PostMarque PostMarque
    08/09/09

    In reply to Sibling Double Dates And Cloned Dr. Who Ex-Boyfriends? The Future Sucks
    I am not ready to bring myself to watch the trailer for Womb. It frightens me on a level, I didn't realize I had.
    I started having nightmares recently.
    I know people had them in the past, and I read books about people having them. But recently they started for me. This feels like pure nightmare fuel.
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    Image of My_Latest_Incarnation My_Latest_Incarnation
    08/09/09

    @PostMarque: Clones are that scary? To me they're like identical twins who were separated at birth. This movie seems more about incest (Wife loses Husband, uses son as substitute). Cloning seems like an unnecessary twist just sort of tossed in.
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    Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. promoted this comment My_Latest_Incarnation was starred My_Latest_Incarnation was unstarred
    Image of inabook inabook
    08/10/09

    @PostMarque: The trailer is extemely vague. It probably isn't very nightmare inducing.
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    Image of joetato joetato
    08/09/09

    In reply to Sibling Double Dates And Cloned Dr. Who Ex-Boyfriends? The Future Sucks
    Eddie Van Helsing??? Does he have a brother Alex? ;-D I can only hope that one of the vampires is named Slash!
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    Image of inabook inabook
    08/09/09

    In reply to Sibling Double Dates And Cloned Dr. Who Ex-Boyfriends? The Future Sucks
    Dust and Womb both have interesting descriptions, but the trailers give so little idea of the plot that, from them alone, I wouldn't be interested.
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    Image of Indigen Indigen
    08/09/09

    In reply to Sibling Double Dates And Cloned Dr. Who Ex-Boyfriends? The Future Sucks
    Hm. It'd take more than utter depopulation to get me and my sister to sit for a meal, let alone... yeah. Better hope she and I aren't the last survivors, or you can weep for the human race and the six fingered mutant inbreds we never repopulate with. Hell of a sitcom though.
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    geesejuggler promoted this comment Indigen was starred Indigen was unstarred
    Image of 0kami 0kami
    08/09/09

    In reply to Sibling Double Dates And Cloned Dr. Who Ex-Boyfriends? The Future Sucks
    Is Dust a (sounds Australlian) release only?
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    Image of astrogirl astrogirl
    08/09/09

    In reply to Sibling Double Dates And Cloned Dr. Who Ex-Boyfriends? The Future Sucks
    I think the male lead in Womb is Matt Smith, the new Doctor Who. Interesting, wouldn't mind seeing some of these.
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    Image of Meredith Woerner Meredith Woerner
    08/09/09

    @astrogirl: good eye!
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    Meredith Woerner was starred Meredith Woerner was unstarred
    Image of Crow-T-Robot Crow-T-Robot
    08/09/09

    @astrogirl:
    NEW???
    Damn where was I when this new Dr.Who was announced???
    D:
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    jbq promoted this comment Crow-T-Robot was starred Crow-T-Robot was unstarred
    Image of jbq jbq
    08/10/09

    @Crow-T-Robot: Not on io9 or any other sci-fi/geek site, apparently - these news broke big tiime around New Year...
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