Astronauts, Satan and The Rock dominate the best Super Bowl commercials

Last night advertisers across the states lined up their very best 30-second to one minute spots in hopes of delighting the millions of people watching the Super Bowl into buying their crap. So what did these million dollar spots produce? A lot of advertisements set in space. There's space babies, space aliens, space… »2/04/13 11:45am2/04/13 11:45am

The Secret Satanic Conspiracy Behind Madonna's Halftime Show

Sure, M.I.A.'s waggling middle finger caused a grand mal kerfuffle among the 37 Super Bowl viewers who were still sober enough to notice it. But far more insidious symbolism was at play during the 2012 halftime show. We are referring to, of course, the subliminal Satanic-Illuminati-Freemason messages that permeated… »2/08/12 10:20am2/08/12 10:20am

Why the new Star Wars Volkswagen Super Bowl ad is a travesty

I was excited as the next Star Wars fan to get a sneak peek this week of the new "The Dog Strikes Back" Volkswagen ad that's set to debut at the Super Bowl. Like the big hit of last year, "The Force," a clever ad that featured a Darth Vader-dressed kid frustrated when his Dark Side powers don't work (until Dad makes… »2/04/12 7:00pm2/04/12 7:00pm

Dragons, mermaids and test babies the best of the super bowl commercials

Miss the best part of last night's Super Bowl — the commercials? Don't worry: We collected the best of the science fiction shout-outs, fantasy freak-outs and mad-science moments right here. So was this year's collection of 30 second spots a success? Or did it leave you yearning for the crotch-shot ads of yesteryear? »2/07/11 1:09pm2/07/11 1:09pm

Baby Vader and Bumblebee's Rampage: Watch The 5 Funniest Superbowl Ads Now

Baby Darth Vader, a dickweed Bumblebee — and Doritos that can bring a fish back from the dead. This year's selection of Superbowl commercials is already starting to charm its way into our wallets. And with a $3 million price tag for each Superbowl spot, it's no wonder that many of the commercials set to release on… »2/02/11 6:04pm2/02/11 6:04pm