Uniting Voters Behind The One Man We Can All Kneel Before

Ignore Friday's debate - or, if you're comic-minded, Saturday's debate - because a leader has finally appeared to unite America: General Zod. Announcing his candidacy by explaining that "[i]nstead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty," Zod's campaign website lays out… »9/28/08 4:30pm9/28/08 4:30pm