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    Image of Dr Emilio Lizardo Dr Emilio Lizardo
    10/27/09

    In reply to Would Warners Say Yes To An Abrams Superman Reboot?
    Yeah, cause the best reason to make a movie is so you don't have to pay someone for not making that movie. #superman
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    Image of Jeremy Tapsell Jeremy Tapsell
    10/27/09

    In reply to Would Warners Say Yes To An Abrams Superman Reboot?
    And heres more YARSD (yet another rumoured Superman Director :) ... couldn't they ALL just make a movie and pick the best one? OMG! A Superman movie contest!!! personally I would love to see a Peter Jackson Superman - or del Toro - someone with the imagination AND visual nous to pull off a decent comic book movie.
    /+_+\

    It would be unlikely Abrams would use the same script. Too much flak and criticisms around that. #superman
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    Image of Faustroll Faustroll
    10/27/09

    @Jeremy Tapsell: great idea! Take it a step further: institute a budget cap and make it a compitition. 100K a picture. Any director who wants to can sign up, pick their crew and they get 1 year to bring their picture to completion. WB then holds a Superman film festival. Everybody wins. #superman
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    Jeremy Tapsell promoted this comment Faustroll was starred Faustroll was unstarred
    Image of Cory Gross Cory Gross
    10/27/09

    @Jeremy Tapsell: We already know how a Peter Jackson Superman movie would go... It would be three and a half hours long (six in director's cut), be shot from start to finish in quick cuts like a two-minute movie trailer, overuse every dramatic pose possible and impossible to contort Superman into, feature grand panning shots every time he flew, and have every death, no matter how inconsequential, play in slow motion to Enya. #superman
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    Image of Jeremy Tapsell Jeremy Tapsell
    10/27/09

    @Cory Gross: You haven't seen Bad Taste then?
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    Edited by Jeremy Tapsell at 10/27/09 10:22 PM Jeremy Tapsell was starred Jeremy Tapsell was unstarred
    Image of Mathmos Mathmos
    10/27/09

    In reply to Would Warners Say Yes To An Abrams Superman Reboot?
    Why not a Seinfeld reboot? He's a passionate Superman fan too, after all.
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    Edited by Mathmos at 10/27/09 11:22 AM Mathmos was starred Mathmos was unstarred
    Image of Jeremy Tapsell Jeremy Tapsell
    10/27/09

    @Mathmos: I heart you for that! #superman
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    Image of maggeimerc maggeimerc
    10/27/09

    In reply to Would Warners Say Yes To An Abrams Superman Reboot?
    The whole reason Abrams script didn't get made was because it was considered THAT BAD. It's generally considered the first film the internet killed.
    Waaaay back when Moriarty over at AICN reviewed the script and the furor it created was intense.
    Now if Abrams kept the really fun parts with Superman and Lois (the only highlight of his script) and drops the completely stupid reworking of the mythology of the character then people might get behind it.
    Here's the review that killed Superman.
    [www.aintitcool.com] #superman
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    omgwtflolbbqbye promoted this comment maggeimerc was starred maggeimerc was unstarred
    Image of omgwtflolbbqbye omgwtflolbbqbye
    10/27/09

    @maggeimerc: You can also read the entire script for yourself here.

    [www.script-o-rama.com]

    EDIT.

    I can't get the '.pdf' direct link to work here so just go that site and browse to "Superman (J.J. Abrams)" for to open up the file on Adobe.
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    Edited by omgwtflolbbqbye at 10/27/09 11:57 AM omgwtflolbbqbye was starred omgwtflolbbqbye was unstarred
    Image of omgwtflolbbqbye omgwtflolbbqbye
    10/27/09

    @omgwtflolbbqbye: Oh yea, you can also read the infamous Kevin Smith draft of 'Superman Reborn' there too.

    It will actually make you appreciate Superman Returns more than you did or didn't before... #superman
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    Image of SnehalMarten SnehalMarten
    10/27/09

    In reply to Would Warners Say Yes To An Abrams Superman Reboot?
    Considering how utterly scientifically stupid Abrams' Star Trek movie was, I don't want him anywhere near Superman.

    I think Christopher Nolan with a Grant Morrison script could work.

    Or how about, Terry Gilliam with a Grant Morrison Script.
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    omgwtflolbbqbye promoted this comment SnehalMarten was starred SnehalMarten was unstarred
    Image of omgwtflolbbqbye omgwtflolbbqbye
    10/27/09

    @SnehalMarten: Dude, Superman's entire premise is scientifically stupid.

    Anyways Nolan would probably just turn Superman into a guy who works out a lot.
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    Edited by omgwtflolbbqbye at 10/27/09 11:42 AM omgwtflolbbqbye was starred omgwtflolbbqbye was unstarred
    Image of franklinshepard franklinshepard
    10/27/09

    @SnehalMarten: Wow, Terry Gilliam doesn't seem the right director for a Superman movie at all. Unless you like your Superman with a heaping helping of whimsy. #superman
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    Image of Jeremy Tapsell Jeremy Tapsell
    10/27/09

    @franklinshepard: doesn't sound too bad to me... at least it would be unique!
    I want to see Lars Von Trier's Superman, where Supes goes insane with his guilt for being so "superior" and in the end accepts it and decides to fulfil his facist origins by dictating the entire planet. Bjork as Lois Lane - wow, I just imagined how effed up that might be... *_*} #superman
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    omgwtflolbbqbye promoted this comment Jeremy Tapsell was starred Jeremy Tapsell was unstarred
    Image of Jeremy Tapsell Jeremy Tapsell
    10/27/09

    @omgwtflolbbqbye:

    No!! what?!

    The unified field theory is sound! IT IS!!!!
    oh wait... no it isn't... #superman
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    omgwtflolbbqbye promoted this comment Jeremy Tapsell was starred Jeremy Tapsell was unstarred
    Image of omgwtflolbbqbye omgwtflolbbqbye
    10/27/09

    @Jeremy Tapsell: So "Superman: Red Son" the movie?

    It would be especially attractive to the studios since all he would need is a stage and just have the actor playing Superman wear a name tag with the "S" logo on it. #superman
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    Image of Jeremy Tapsell Jeremy Tapsell
    10/27/09

    @omgwtflolbbqbye:

    (slowly claps)
    Brilliant. #superman
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    Image of Briareosdx Briareosdx
    10/27/09

    In reply to Would Warners Say Yes To An Abrams Superman Reboot?
    I'm beginning to anticipate the day when a movie and it's reboot come out on the same day. I'm certain there will be some new phrase for it, like "Pre-boot". Add some marketing handwaving to explain how it's a really good idea because you only have to do one add campaign, and voila, new hollywood trend. #superman
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    Image of TemporalSword TemporalSword
    10/27/09

    @Briareosdx: You're hired! #superman
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    Image of Kamenwati Kamenwati
    10/27/09

    In reply to Would Warners Say Yes To An Abrams Superman Reboot?
    Am I the only one who wants a Michael Bay Superman? #superman
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    Dunny0 promoted this comment Kamenwati was starred Kamenwati was unstarred
    Image of Jonny_eh Jonny_eh
    10/27/09

    @Kamenwati: Superman with heavy right wing undertones? It could work. #superman
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    Dunny0 promoted this comment Jonny_eh was starred Jonny_eh was unstarred
    Image of Dunny0 Dunny0
    10/27/09

    @Kamenwati: If any franchise could do with a bit of Bayhem, it's Superman. #superman
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    Image of Kamenwati Kamenwati
    10/27/09

    @Dunny0: Good to know that I'm not alone on that conclusion. I mean Supermans origins and such have been rehashed so much and he is story wise flatter than most comic characters so deep emotional story doesn't apply. His greatest strength is his strength and all the powers he has gained in th past 70 years time for him to show it off and kick but on an epic scale.

    I say Darkseid. #superman
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    Image of complexthings complexthings
    10/27/09

    In reply to Would Warners Say Yes To An Abrams Superman Reboot?
    hmmmm....who will the villain be, you're not getting my money if it's fucking lex luthor again #superman
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    TemporalSword promoted this comment complexthings was starred complexthings was unstarred
    Image of TemporalSword TemporalSword
    10/27/09

    @complexthings: What? Supes has more than one villain? Shut yo mouth! #superman
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    Image of omgwtflolbbqbye omgwtflolbbqbye
    10/27/09

    @complexthings: I wish that they would use Lex Luthor.

    Or at least the one that's been around since after the 1980s.
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    Edited by omgwtflolbbqbye at 10/27/09 12:02 PM omgwtflolbbqbye was starred omgwtflolbbqbye was unstarred
    Image of Davio Davio
    10/27/09

    In reply to Would Warners Say Yes To An Abrams Superman Reboot?
    Superman vs. the lens flare of doom?

    ho ho. #superman
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    Image of jccalhoun jccalhoun
    10/27/09

    In reply to Would Warners Say Yes To An Abrams Superman Reboot?
    I wonder why the Wachowskis haven't been mentioned. After catching part of Matrix Reloaded on tv the other day I couldn't help but think that the Wachowskis really wanted to do Superman. #superman
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    Image of The_Sporean_Bob The_Sporean_Bob
    10/27/09

    @jccalhoun: just cause they wanted to doesn't mean they should. For example, Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions. #superman
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    Image of TemporalSword TemporalSword
    10/27/09

    In reply to Would Warners Say Yes To An Abrams Superman Reboot?
    I wonder just how many "unmade" Superman screenplays are out there. #superman
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    Image of AngriestGeek AngriestGeek
    10/27/09

    In reply to Would Warners Say Yes To An Abrams Superman Reboot?
    Is that why he wrote the worst fucking story ever complete with a Martha Kent rape attempt and Luthor being from Krypton!?!

    The only upside is that script would have to be trashed because so much of it relied on Krypton, which WB has now lost. Heh-heh-heh.
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    Edited by AngriestGeek at 10/27/09 6:48 AM AngriestGeek was starred AngriestGeek was unstarred
    Image of Sektos Sektos
    10/27/09

    @AngriestGeek: THOU personally would have been better than a land obessed criminal, emo Superman stalker who follows the old tired formula of Clark being only a disguise rather than the true person, egotistical-weak-useless Lois Lane, and simply a rehash plot of first film made 20 yrs ago. Plus a kid and a husband to Lois making a relationship wit. :P lol

    Also it was a first draft, and now after reviews they can easily change things now #superman
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    Image of AngriestGeek AngriestGeek
    10/27/09

    @Sektos: Just because Superman Returns was lame too doesn't excuse this turd of a script. Krypton doesn't blow up, Kal-El is some prophesied "chosen one" and there are kung fu battles in the sky, showing Abrams clearly saw The Matrix. #superman
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    Image of Sektos Sektos
    10/27/09

    @AngriestGeek: Its funny because the fight in Matrix 3 supposably came from JJ's script :) and i found that fight epic. I dont mind Superman knowing how to fight properly, but i agree about Krypton non-exploded. BUT i also hate any Kryptonians alive apart from Clark; and recently in comics theres 100,000 alive now with a new krypton. I dont read comics myself but apartently its going really well.

    As for prophecy, well i dont mind that; its something new to the story. #superman
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    Image of AngriestGeek AngriestGeek
    10/27/09

    @Sektos: There's enough Christ imagery in Superman already, thank you very much. We don't need more. #superman
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    Image of Sektos Sektos
    10/27/09

    @AngriestGeek: It doesnt have to be christ imagery, which i too am sick of. Whats interesting is fact the character is actually based more on Moses and his weakness to kyrptonite comes from jewish immigrants back in the forties giving up their past lives #superman
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    Image of TheGreat&PowerfulTurtle TheGreat&PowerfulTurtle
    10/27/09

    @AngriestGeek: A little dash of Avalokitesvara to change it up a little? #superman
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    Image of Dirk Anger Dirk Anger
    10/27/09

    @AngriestGeek: "Just because Superman Returns was lame too doesn't excuse this turd of a script."

    Wow, you really are angry
    (Not that I disagree, at least about the turd part, I don't know anything about that JJ script) #superman
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    Image of AngriestGeek AngriestGeek
    10/27/09

    @Dirk Anger: Speaking of which, we missed you at our anger management meeting. And you can find the Abrams script online. You've been warned. #superman
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    Image of Dirk Anger Dirk Anger
    10/28/09

    @AngriestGeek: Your comment made me Angrier... I could use some management.

    How strange that a turd could be found in the Internet, right? #superman
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    10/12/09

    In reply to Bryan Singer: I Want To Make More X-Men
    He failed by letting Brett Ratner take over for him so he could do Superman, which failed. His last two major projects failed. Why should anyone give a crap about what he wants to do?
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    Image of NotANumber NotANumber
    10/12/09

    In reply to Bryan Singer: I Want To Make More X-Men
    I hope Bryan Singer isn't brought back for a new X-Men film. The last thing we need is another declaration of his man-crush on Wolverine.(What I'm saying is, how about a frgging X-Men movie for a change?)
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    TemporalSword promoted this comment Edited by NotANumber at 10/12/09 9:51 AM NotANumber was starred NotANumber was unstarred
    Image of TemporalSword TemporalSword
    10/12/09

    @NotANumber: But I thought it was the "Wolvie and chohorts show".
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    Image of GreyHammer GreyHammer
    10/12/09

    In reply to Bryan Singer: I Want To Make More X-Men
    in other words: "please let me on something that even if its terrible it will be successful. i need the cushion."
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