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    Bruce Willis Is Back, And Ready To Kick Some Robot Ass

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    Image of Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.
    12/18/08

    In reply to Bruce Willis Is Back, And Ready To Kick Some Robot Ass
    " Willis plays a FBI agent who must leave his house for the first time"


    Finally a sci-fi film tailored for sci-fi fans.

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    Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. was starred Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. was unstarred
    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    12/18/08

    @Grrsn Dn: You leave your house? I'm still holed up in my bunker.
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    Image of Meredith Woerner Meredith Woerner
    12/18/08

    @Grrsn Dn: wah wah.
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    Image of jbq jbq
    12/18/08

    In reply to Bruce Willis Is Back, And Ready To Kick Some Robot Ass
    @Meredith: "Willis plays a FBI agent"

    Does he? Does he really? Or does he just go around acting like Bruce Willis, only he's got a badge that says "FBI" on it?


    The BW is completely unable to be anything else than "Bruce Willis". Not that that's inherently bad, but it would save everyone some time if the studios just stopped pretending Bruce Willis plays anything other than Bruce Willis.

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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    12/18/08

    @jbq: You mean BW the Die Hard badass, or BW the blues singer?
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    Image of Meredith Woerner Meredith Woerner
    12/18/08

    @jbq: To be honest I don't even know that man anymore. At first I thought that Michael Chiklis ate Bruce. MY HEROES MUST NOT AGE.
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    12/18/08

    @Meredith Woerner: "Michael Chiklis Ate My Bruce" - now there's a great title for... something...
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    12/18/08

    @jbq: A BW blues song?
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    Image of jajbowler jajbowler
    12/18/08

    @Meredith Woerner: I thought it looked kind of like John Malkovich.


    Bruce Willis is John Malkovich as Michael Chiklis in Surrogates

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    Image of Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.
    12/18/08

    @jbq: Bruce Willis can be Bruce Willis all he wants.


    Jackpot.. I'm hot... TONIIIIGHT!!!

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    Image of Meredith Woerner Meredith Woerner
    12/18/08

    @jajbowler: Hee hee hee hee you know the way to my heart!
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    Image of Gann Gann
    12/18/08

    In reply to Bruce Willis Is Back, And Ready To Kick Some Robot Ass
    Given the premise of the story, you'd think he'd be fatter.
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    12/18/08

    @Gann: I think he's like the one guy who hasn't adopted a surrogate robo-body and has to actually, you know, walk.
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    Image of TrueCrime TrueCrime
    12/18/08

    In reply to Bruce Willis Is Back, And Ready To Kick Some Robot Ass
    Bruce Willis eats robot ass for breakfast.

    No, wait a minute, that doesn't sound right.
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    Image of Rasselas Rasselas
    12/18/08

    In reply to Bruce Willis Is Back, And Ready To Kick Some Robot Ass
    In real life, Bruce Willis looks a bit like Humpty Dumpty: his colossal bald head bobs along atop the usual famous-guy leather jacket while his jowls knock things off the store shelves on either side. It's pretty funny.
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    12/18/08

    @Rasselas: Holy crap, the mental image made me spray the monitor. *golf clap*
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    12/18/08

    In reply to Bruce Willis Is Back, And Ready To Kick Some Robot Ass
    Leather jacket over flannel? Scraggy beard? If people can get away with looking like that in the future, I'll stay right here in the present, thanks. That being said, the movie itself looks interesting. I'll keep an eye out for more updates.
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    Image of newgalactic newgalactic
    12/18/08

    @crashedpc: Actually, at least he's wearing real pants. I know if I was leaving the house for the first time in the kind of terms the movie presents, I'd be most definitely in sweats and slippers. Hair a mess, no shave, teeth not brushed.
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    Image of Alexis Alexis
    12/18/08

    @newgalactic:


    He must smell very VERY badly.

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