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    Bared Chests And Blood Dominate New Moon Clips

    Decoding The Hidden Meaning Beneath Twilights Were-Wig

    Twilight's Wolf Boy May Keep His Job Yet
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    Image of CoffinDodger (If the typos crap. Blame my keyboard) CoffinDodger (If the typos crap. Blame my keyboard)
    07/24/09

    In reply to Bared Chests And Blood Dominate New Moon Clips
    I bet the floor was wet after those clips. I suppose Avatar took longer to show considering the floor had to be mopped...badly!!!
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    07/23/09

    In reply to Bared Chests And Blood Dominate New Moon Clips
    I bet that after this event, all the hyped up Twilight girls are going to run into the hyped up comic boys and have plenty of hate sex.
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    Image of theherlihyboy theherlihyboy
    07/23/09

    In reply to Bared Chests And Blood Dominate New Moon Clips
    You know, the fact that io9 willingly chooses to cover tween girl dreck like Twilight speaks to the true nature of this website's journalistic standards. Seriously, this is supposed to be a website that covers science fiction, and you have the freakin' balls to put Twilight coverage up here with everything else? How the hell do you people live with yourselves? Like Rainier Wolfcastle, on top of a pile of money with many beautiful women? Because that's one of two explanations that make sense, the other being that the whole lot of you are completely OFF YOUR FUCKING ROCKER.
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    Image of Alexis Alexis
    07/23/09

    @theherlihyboy: Dude, we're sci-fi and URBAN FANTASY. I'm no Twilight fan, but I understand how weirdly *big* this is right now and io9 is completely justified in covering it. It takes no effort to scroll past this story and look for something that suits your tastes better.
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    Image of Grey_Area Grey_Area
    07/24/09

    @Alexis Brown:Trolls: feed them not you should.
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    Image of Alexis Alexis
    07/24/09

    @Grey_Area: Tis true, but I hit my wall or the day.
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    Image of Lassus Lassus
    07/23/09

    In reply to Bared Chests And Blood Dominate New Moon Clips
    Just to keep this straight, you're the people who all thought Blade was brilliant, right?

    "You give Frost a message from me. You tell him it's open season on all suckheads. "

    "You better wake up. The world you live in is just a sugar-coated topping! There is another world beneath it - the real world. And if you wanna survive it, you better learn to *pull the trigger!*"

    Let's try and keep our heads, oldsters, eh?
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    Image of Bill-Lee Bill-Lee
    07/23/09

    @Lassus: The difference between Blade and Twilight is that the makers of Blade knew they were making dreck. They embraced the cliches of the vampire genre and had fun with them. Teen-girl-trapped-in-a-grown-woman's-bod... Stephenie Meyer thinks her "books" qualify as some sort of serious literary art. She is a thin skinned, overgrown emo who was so butt hurt when an early draft of the final novel was leaked on the net she decided not to ever finish or even publish the last book.
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    Image of Rocketknight Rocketknight
    07/23/09

    In reply to Bared Chests And Blood Dominate New Moon Clips
    They're making a sequel to that travesty of vampire fiction?

    ... *gunshot*
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    Image of Makidian Makidian
    07/24/09

    @VergessenHeld: I am going to assume that was directed at either a Warner Bro's exec and/or Stephanie Meyer
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    Image of Rocketknight Rocketknight
    07/24/09

    @Makidian: It was directed at both. Stephanie Meyer for furthering the shitfest that is the "sexy vampire" trend and Warner Bros for making a sequel and gaining Meyer even more fame and fortune.
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    Image of Kenro199x Kenro199x
    07/23/09

    In reply to Bared Chests And Blood Dominate New Moon Clips

    I think I'll pop in my Let The Right One In disc. That or Del Toro's Blade 2.
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    Image of Log1c Log1c
    07/23/09

    @Kenro199x: I've been meaning to send this one in all week.
    You win an internets.
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    Image of FiorenzaDampt FiorenzaDampt
    07/23/09

    In reply to Bared Chests And Blood Dominate New Moon Clips
    I see the dialogue is as scintillating as it was in Twilight. Although it's understandable, really, if one considers the source material.

    And whenever I'm reminded that Michael Sheen is going to be in New Moon, my soul dies just a little bit more.
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    Image of Ruthless, If you let me Ruthless, If you let me
    07/23/09

    @FiorenzaDampt: Wow. From Frost/Nixon to New Moon? I had no idea he was in this movie.
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    Image of FiorenzaDampt FiorenzaDampt
    07/23/09

    @BullLifter:

    I know. Yep. I wish I didn't know. Ignorance truly is bliss. I still can't quite put my feelings about this into words. When I try, it just ends up being one long sustained wail of NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    07/23/09

    @BullLifter: I feel like whenever Sheen does a really good movie, he then does a super shitty one right after. It's a horrible twisted cycle.
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    Image of Meredith Woerner Meredith Woerner
    06/15/09

    In reply to Decoding The Hidden Meaning Beneath Twilights Were-Wig
    oh so now I'm being too snarky? Please you know I love hate Twilight. I make no bones about that. I've always been honest with it. When I saw legit press pictures that is essentially a pack of shirtless werewolves I knew it was more than just a one time thing for me. It's like sucking down a giant pop culture milkshake made up of chewing gum, skittles, dirt and magazines. I will drink your milkshake twilight, I will drink it up.
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    06/15/09

    @Meredith Woerner: Ewww, dirtpipe milkshakes.


    I don't know what that means.


    Really.

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    Image of Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.
    06/15/09

    In reply to Decoding The Hidden Meaning Beneath Twilights Were-Wig
    Now I'm probably not going to watch that video but just from that still I can only think of one thing.
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    Image of ticktockman ticktockman
    06/15/09

    @Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.: Yeah, but does he sparkle?
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    Image of Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.
    06/15/09

    @ticktockman: Um... Does this answer your question?
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    Image of Meredith Woerner Meredith Woerner
    06/15/09

    @Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.: sigh.
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    Image of Meredith Woerner Meredith Woerner
    06/15/09

    @ticktockman: good one.
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    Image of Sunshineyness Sunshineyness
    06/15/09

    In reply to Decoding The Hidden Meaning Beneath Twilights Were-Wig
    I think you guys only post Twilight news just to have people snark on it...
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    06/15/09

    @Sunshineyness: There's a daily snark quota at io9, and we must all do our part to fulfill it.
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    Image of AngryEddy AngryEddy
    06/15/09

    @crashedpc : ゴキブリ and 蟑螂 division: For the price of saying just one sarcastic thing per day, you too can help io9 reach the level of snark that makes internet life worth living.
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    Image of NerD: Blattella NerD: Blattella
    06/15/09

    @AngryEddy: I just read it for the articles.


    And the sweet Sci Fi Norks.

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    Image of Colander Colander
    01/07/09

    In reply to Twilight's Wolf Boy May Keep His Job Yet
    Gaining that much weight as fast as they want him to is hard to do (legally).
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    Image of Calraigh Calraigh
    01/07/09

    In reply to Twilight's Wolf Boy May Keep His Job Yet
    I'm more concerned about how they're going to get him to spontaneously exude were-hair, like the rough part on your vacuum cleaner.


    I mean how the fuck do you begin to talk about that in therapy?

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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    01/07/09

    In reply to Twilight's Wolf Boy May Keep His Job Yet
    this kid is going to have serious issues.... he's only 16 years old!


    jeeeeez....

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    Image of steampoweredboy steampoweredboy
    01/07/09

    In reply to Twilight's Wolf Boy May Keep His Job Yet
    Look Meredith, real werewolves are very bulky.


    Read your bible, it's all in there.

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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    01/07/09

    @steampoweredboy: Is it in the part where Jesus has a throwdown with a werewolf?
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    Image of kevanio kevanio
    01/07/09

    @steampoweredboy: Im sure he dies at the end.
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    Image of Meredith Woerner Meredith Woerner
    01/07/09

    @kevanio: ugh Spoiler alert.
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    Image of Kristen Olson Kristen Olson
    01/07/09

    @crashedpc:


    No, it's way after that, when Jesus and the werewolf make up and throw a kickass party together only to have it crashed by those lame vampires that wear all the glitter. Jesus is all "I told you it was wine, not blood, dumbass" and the werewolf gets very angry and turns green and HUGE. And 25.

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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    01/07/09

    @Kristen Olson: The Hulk is a werewolf? That explains... actually, nothing.
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