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    Twilight Heroin And Biting Fans: More WTF Twilight Stories

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    Image of Makidian Makidian
    11/26/09

    In reply to Twilight Heroin And Biting Fans: More WTF Twilight Stories
    Apparently the guy that bit the girl really just kissed her on the neck and she was just fine with it. She's probably hanging out with him now watching Twilight and reading the books to each other.
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    Image of Jes St.Lawrence Jes St.Lawrence
    11/25/09

    In reply to Twilight Heroin And Biting Fans: More WTF Twilight Stories
    "After the movie was over, the man allegedly bit the girl on the neck. The bite did not break the girl's skin."

    Sounds like your typical Friday night to me.
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    Image of Hamslicer Hamslicer
    11/25/09

    In reply to Twilight Heroin And Biting Fans: More WTF Twilight Stories
    This stuff is not even coming close to the Hello Kitty weirdness.
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    Image of queensowntalia queensowntalia
    11/24/09

    In reply to Twilight Heroin And Biting Fans: More WTF Twilight Stories
    Twilight slash? Yeah, I could dig it (and I'm sure it exists.. heh :P).

    I honestly do like the books, setting aside Bella's ludicrous fawning. Haven't seen the movies yet, but I'm sure they do Jacob an injustice. Unlike all the rest of the characters in the series, he's actually quite well developed.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/24/09

    In reply to Twilight Heroin And Biting Fans: More WTF Twilight Stories
    Wait, what? Twilight heroin? I don't really see a lot of cross over between the two markets.
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    Image of Jesse Astle Jesse Astle
    11/24/09

    @MargaretMoony: Is this really news? Most people already know that Twilight shares many of the same characteristic as heroin.
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    Image of sarynkitamo sarynkitamo
    11/24/09

    @MargaretMoony: There's a line in the book and the movie where Edward explains to Bella that she smells better to him than any human he's met before and that she's 'his brand of heroin' or something like that.
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    Image of Tomb: R.O.A.C.H. Tomb: R.O.A.C.H.
    11/24/09

    In reply to Twilight Heroin And Biting Fans: More WTF Twilight Stories
    The victim was watching the teen vampire romance movie with another friend when she says a man behind them started making sexual comments to them. After the movie was over, the man allegedly bit the girl on the neck. The bite ripped a huge hole in her soul and she is now infected with ginger.
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    Image of Bill-Lee Bill-Lee
    11/24/09

    In reply to Twilight Heroin And Biting Fans: More WTF Twilight Stories
    So how much money does Meyer get from heroin anyway?
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    Image of Rocketknight Rocketknight
    11/24/09

    In reply to Twilight Heroin And Biting Fans: More WTF Twilight Stories
    EDIT: Thinking it over, I suppose I can't blame Meyer for this stuff. I still hate her books. :|
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    Image of sonicsurge sonicsurge
    11/24/09

    @Rocketknight: You can blame Meyer for creating this horrible hellspawn. HELLSPAWN I TELL YOU. And they've already gotten Meredith.
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    Image of Shiryu Shiryu
    11/24/09

    In reply to Twilight Heroin And Biting Fans: More WTF Twilight Stories
    EW? More like Ewwwwwwwww...
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    Image of Dresan Dresan
    11/24/09

    @Shiryu: *high-fives*
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    Image of salthegeek salthegeek
    11/24/09

    In reply to Twilight Heroin And Biting Fans: More WTF Twilight Stories
    I am now really disturbed by all this...
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    Image of Kitradu Kitradu
    11/24/09

    @salthegeek: NOW? Dildo's and plush wombs didn't do it for ya?
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    Image of salthegeek salthegeek
    11/24/09

    @Kitradu: It now involves hard drugs, which are always cause for concern.
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    Image of Kitradu Kitradu
    11/24/09

    @salthegeek: You said "hard," lol

    (in all seriousness, I totally get you and that is quite scary)

    #calendar
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    Image of CoffinDodger (If the typos crap. Blame my keyboard) CoffinDodger (If the typos crap. Blame my keyboard)
    07/24/09

    In reply to Bared Chests And Blood Dominate New Moon Clips
    I bet the floor was wet after those clips. I suppose Avatar took longer to show considering the floor had to be mopped...badly!!!
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    07/23/09

    In reply to Bared Chests And Blood Dominate New Moon Clips
    I bet that after this event, all the hyped up Twilight girls are going to run into the hyped up comic boys and have plenty of hate sex.
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    Image of theherlihyboy theherlihyboy
    07/23/09

    In reply to Bared Chests And Blood Dominate New Moon Clips
    You know, the fact that io9 willingly chooses to cover tween girl dreck like Twilight speaks to the true nature of this website's journalistic standards. Seriously, this is supposed to be a website that covers science fiction, and you have the freakin' balls to put Twilight coverage up here with everything else? How the hell do you people live with yourselves? Like Rainier Wolfcastle, on top of a pile of money with many beautiful women? Because that's one of two explanations that make sense, the other being that the whole lot of you are completely OFF YOUR FUCKING ROCKER.
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    Image of Alexis Alexis
    07/23/09

    @theherlihyboy: Dude, we're sci-fi and URBAN FANTASY. I'm no Twilight fan, but I understand how weirdly *big* this is right now and io9 is completely justified in covering it. It takes no effort to scroll past this story and look for something that suits your tastes better.
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    Image of Grey_Area Grey_Area
    07/24/09

    @Alexis Brown:Trolls: feed them not you should.
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    Image of Alexis Alexis
    07/24/09

    @Grey_Area: Tis true, but I hit my wall or the day.
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    Image of Lassus Lassus
    07/23/09

    In reply to Bared Chests And Blood Dominate New Moon Clips
    Just to keep this straight, you're the people who all thought Blade was brilliant, right?

    "You give Frost a message from me. You tell him it's open season on all suckheads. "

    "You better wake up. The world you live in is just a sugar-coated topping! There is another world beneath it - the real world. And if you wanna survive it, you better learn to *pull the trigger!*"

    Let's try and keep our heads, oldsters, eh?
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    Image of Bill-Lee Bill-Lee
    07/23/09

    @Lassus: The difference between Blade and Twilight is that the makers of Blade knew they were making dreck. They embraced the cliches of the vampire genre and had fun with them. Teen-girl-trapped-in-a-grown-woman's-body Stephenie Meyer thinks her "books" qualify as some sort of serious literary art. She is a thin skinned, overgrown emo who was so butt hurt when an early draft of the final novel was leaked on the net she decided not to ever finish or even publish the last book.
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    Image of Rocketknight Rocketknight
    07/23/09

    In reply to Bared Chests And Blood Dominate New Moon Clips
    They're making a sequel to that travesty of vampire fiction?

    ... *gunshot*
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    Image of Makidian Makidian
    07/24/09

    @VergessenHeld: I am going to assume that was directed at either a Warner Bro's exec and/or Stephanie Meyer
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    VergessenHeld promoted this comment Edited by Makidian at 07/24/09 8:47 AM Makidian was starred Makidian was unstarred
    Image of Rocketknight Rocketknight
    07/24/09

    @Makidian: It was directed at both. Stephanie Meyer for furthering the shitfest that is the "sexy vampire" trend and Warner Bros for making a sequel and gaining Meyer even more fame and fortune.
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